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"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc......" Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??!" Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours"" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣" Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall" I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy  | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall" Change your bio to simply "Go bare or go home" | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy "Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫 | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫"Life is best lived in the extremes  | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes "Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬 | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes
Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬"I heard you’re pretty funny | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes
Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬
I heard you’re pretty funny "Only to look at…… | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes
Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬
I heard you’re pretty funny
Only to look at……"This is brillent hahahaha | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall Change your bio to simply "Go bare or go home"" Done. I'm going to be very disappointed if the women of fab don't immediately start throwing themselves at me | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall Change your bio to simply "Go bare or go home" Done. I'm going to be very disappointed if the women of fab don't immediately start throwing themselves at me" The fuckin mad man's only gone and done it! | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall Change your bio to simply "Go bare or go home" Done. I'm going to be very disappointed if the women of fab don't immediately start throwing themselves at me" Messaged you there  . On another note, I wonder if anyone is going to mention the inconsistencies with that other post about going bare and your thoughts on that matter | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes
Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬
I heard you’re pretty funny
Only to look at……
This is brillent hahahaha "Not to mention confusing, I’m not sure if I should be looking for platform shoes or chopping my legs off at the knees….  | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes
Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬
I heard you’re pretty funny
Only to look at……"Your pics are a work of art | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes
Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬
I heard you’re pretty funny
Only to look at……
This is brillent hahahaha
Not to mention confusing, I’m not sure if I should be looking for platform shoes or chopping my legs off at the knees…. "I’ve the perfect saw at home. Taking my Dom side to a whole new level 😈 | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall Change your bio to simply "Go bare or go home" Done. I'm going to be very disappointed if the women of fab don't immediately start throwing themselves at me" Same.. I'm assuming hotpics page 1 for mine | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes
Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬
I heard you’re pretty funny
Only to look at……
This is brillent hahahaha
Not to mention confusing, I’m not sure if I should be looking for platform shoes or chopping my legs off at the knees….
I’ve the perfect saw at home. Taking my Dom side to a whole new level 😈"I’m getting vibes of “Misery”…… Which I’m totally fine with…..😬 | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes
Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬
I heard you’re pretty funny
Only to look at……
This is brillent hahahaha
Not to mention confusing, I’m not sure if I should be looking for platform shoes or chopping my legs off at the knees….
I’ve the perfect saw at home. Taking my Dom side to a whole new level 😈
I’m getting vibes of “Misery”……
Which I’m totally fine with…..😬"If you weren’t so far I’d love a coffee | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes
Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬
I heard you’re pretty funny
Only to look at……
This is brillent hahahaha
Not to mention confusing, I’m not sure if I should be looking for platform shoes or chopping my legs off at the knees….
I’ve the perfect saw at home. Taking my Dom side to a whole new level 😈
I’m getting vibes of “Misery”……
Which I’m totally fine with…..😬
If you weren’t so far I’d love a coffee "I’m on the way, but with these short legs it’s going to take me ages…..😭 | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes
Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬
I heard you’re pretty funny
Only to look at……
This is brillent hahahaha
Not to mention confusing, I’m not sure if I should be looking for platform shoes or chopping my legs off at the knees….
I’ve the perfect saw at home. Taking my Dom side to a whole new level 😈
I’m getting vibes of “Misery”……
Which I’m totally fine with…..😬
If you weren’t so far I’d love a coffee
I’m on the way, but with these short legs it’s going to take me ages…..😭"Are you not messaging from an attic somewhere?? | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes
Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬
I heard you’re pretty funny
Only to look at……
This is brillent hahahaha
Not to mention confusing, I’m not sure if I should be looking for platform shoes or chopping my legs off at the knees….
I’ve the perfect saw at home. Taking my Dom side to a whole new level 😈
I’m getting vibes of “Misery”……
Which I’m totally fine with…..😬
If you weren’t so far I’d love a coffee
I’m on the way, but with these short legs it’s going to take me ages…..😭"I’m a patient woman , but you could borrow a e-bike so you can get to me faster. I’m only in West Cork  | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes
Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬
I heard you’re pretty funny
Only to look at……
This is brillent hahahaha
Not to mention confusing, I’m not sure if I should be looking for platform shoes or chopping my legs off at the knees….
I’ve the perfect saw at home. Taking my Dom side to a whole new level 😈
I’m getting vibes of “Misery”……
Which I’m totally fine with…..😬
If you weren’t so far I’d love a coffee
I’m on the way, but with these short legs it’s going to take me ages…..😭
Are you not messaging from an attic somewhere?? "I’m waiting for Biscuits to bring back the ladder, at least he’s turned the WiFi back on I suppose….  | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes
Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬
I heard you’re pretty funny
Only to look at……
This is brillent hahahaha
Not to mention confusing, I’m not sure if I should be looking for platform shoes or chopping my legs off at the knees….
I’ve the perfect saw at home. Taking my Dom side to a whole new level 😈
I’m getting vibes of “Misery”……
Which I’m totally fine with…..😬
If you weren’t so far I’d love a coffee
I’m on the way, but with these short legs it’s going to take me ages…..😭
I’m a patient woman , but you could borrow a e-bike so you can get to me faster. I’m only in West Cork "So they come with stabilisers? | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall Change your bio to simply "Go bare or go home" Done. I'm going to be very disappointed if the women of fab don't immediately start throwing themselves at me Messaged you there . On another note, I wonder if anyone is going to mention the inconsistencies with that other post about going bare and your thoughts on that matter "I'm a multifaceted man! Plus I'm pretty sure no one is looking at my profile beyond the demented souls inhabiting this thread. | |||
"If you are in give the person above some awful profile advise and see if they update their profile. Obviously be warned that you will be the next victim. *Nothing arsey like telling them change filters to include you or posting face pics etc...... Dick pics. Need LOTS more dick pics. Especially taken at a downward persepctive while sitting on the loo while holding some kind of grooming-related spray can. Also, you're too hunky. Do something about that as well. Do I win!?!??! Nobody wins in this game... Add a status update just saying "Currently not meeting should have results in 24hours" OMFG! I’m soo tempted to adding that status!!! Shit would blow up 🤣 Change your profile to state that you only met men under five foot tall I’m doing it. If I’m inundated with message I’m coming for you buddy
Ah FFS, everyone is either looking for tall or under 5 feet, I can’t catch a break…..🥺🥺😫
Life is best lived in the extremes
Most probably find me extremely annoying if that helps…..🤷♂️😬
I heard you’re pretty funny
Only to look at……
This is brillent hahahaha
Not to mention confusing, I’m not sure if I should be looking for platform shoes or chopping my legs off at the knees….
I’ve the perfect saw at home. Taking my Dom side to a whole new level 😈
I’m getting vibes of “Misery”……
Which I’m totally fine with…..😬
If you weren’t so far I’d love a coffee
I’m on the way, but with these short legs it’s going to take me ages…..😭
I’m a patient woman , but you could borrow a e-bike so you can get to me faster. I’m only in West Cork
So they come with stabilisers?"I’m in tears here 🤣. Let me find a friend who can help you with that. | |||
