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By *nickerDropperGlory69 OP   Man 14 weeks ago

cavan town

I am a _aid back guy, who doesnt sweat the small things...... at least I thought I was until I got stuck in traffic behind a land cruiser today for 30 mins. That was fine, but what annoyed me waaaaay more than it should have was, the number plate wasn't in the middle, it was to the left. It ruined my whole morning😂😂

What annoys you waaaay more than it should?

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By *ilthyNightsCouple 14 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

LANE

IN

STAY

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By *og-ManMan 14 weeks ago

somewhere

Drivers in front of me at traffic lights on their phone

Then when lights change and they don't move

Give them a blast of the horn

They drive through an amber light

I stop

Every fuckin time

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By *licat.2Woman 14 weeks ago

Not Belfast but NI

Cars parked incorrectly in parking spaces and taking part of the space beside it.

Meeting people in their big fancy cars on narrow country roads who expect others to pull in tight to the hedge to allow them to pass so they dont scratch their cars. I am rarely in a hurry now so I just sit them out till they reverse or pull over!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 14 weeks ago

Lucan


"LANE

IN

STAY "

Yep! It fucking drives me nuts!

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By *ungry CatCouple 14 weeks ago

Belfast

When people type "should of" instead of "should have"

People complaining that they can't get verified, then don't show up

Daily question "Whats for dinner"

Missus

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By *argus12Man 14 weeks ago

meath dublin

Anyone not navigating a roundabout correctly.

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By *s LollyWoman 14 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Roundabouts "GET IN THE RIGHT LANE" 🙄

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By *he KakapoMan 14 weeks ago

A nice rock


"When people type "should of" instead of "should have"

People complaining that they can't get verified, then don't show up

Daily question "Whats for dinner"

Missus "

Sorry I should of put a ? At the end.

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"I am a _aid back guy, who doesnt sweat the small things...... at least I thought I was until I got stuck in traffic behind a land cruiser today for 30 mins. That was fine, but what annoyed me waaaaay more than it should have was, the number plate wasn't in the middle, it was to the left. It ruined my whole morning😂😂

What annoys you waaaay more than it should? "

That rots my brain aswell

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By *ealitybitesMan 14 weeks ago

Belfast

I've said it before.

If you are getting fuel at a garage with 10 pumps what's the fucking point in filling up at the pay at pump if you are going into the shop for your breakfast anyway???

Pay for your fucking diesel in the shop and stop blocking the pump ya prick!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 14 weeks ago

Lucan


"I've said it before.

If you are getting fuel at a garage with 10 pumps what's the fucking point in filling up at the pay at pump if you are going into the shop for your breakfast anyway???

Pay for your fucking diesel in the shop and stop blocking the pump ya prick!!"

Back in the day it was seen as acceptable to fill your fuel and pull the vehicle off the forecourt into a parking space before going into the shop. It kept the pumps free and made perfect sense. Nowadays they tell you not to do it so you have to leave your vehicle at the pump, go into the shop and pay, then come back out and move the car before going back in to get a sandwich to take out. It's the shop's own fault, not the driver who doesn't want to waste half their day in and out of the shop.

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By *ealitybitesMan 14 weeks ago

Belfast


"I've said it before.

If you are getting fuel at a garage with 10 pumps what's the fucking point in filling up at the pay at pump if you are going into the shop for your breakfast anyway???

Pay for your fucking diesel in the shop and stop blocking the pump ya prick!!

Back in the day it was seen as acceptable to fill your fuel and pull the vehicle off the forecourt into a parking space before going into the shop. It kept the pumps free and made perfect sense. Nowadays they tell you not to do it so you have to leave your vehicle at the pump, go into the shop and pay, then come back out and move the car before going back in to get a sandwich to take out. It's the shop's own fault, not the driver who doesn't want to waste half their day in and out of the shop. "

That's grand but I'm talking about the ones who only ever fill up at the pumps where you can pay rather than at the other 8 empty ones. If they are going into the shop anyway what's the fucking point?

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By *adger BrocMan 14 weeks ago

Co. Cork


"I've said it before.

If you are getting fuel at a garage with 10 pumps what's the fucking point in filling up at the pay at pump if you are going into the shop for your breakfast anyway???

Pay for your fucking diesel in the shop and stop blocking the pump ya prick!!

Back in the day it was seen as acceptable to fill your fuel and pull the vehicle off the forecourt into a parking space before going into the shop. It kept the pumps free and made perfect sense. Nowadays they tell you not to do it so you have to leave your vehicle at the pump, go into the shop and pay, then come back out and move the car before going back in to get a sandwich to take out. It's the shop's own fault, not the driver who doesn't want to waste half their day in and out of the shop. "

Really....this is now a thing!

I always move and park before going in to pay and have never been asked to leave my car at the pump while completing my fuel purchase.

Is there some new sign or a loudspeaker announcement that I have been ignoring or does the person at the till berate you for not complying with the forecourt etiquette.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 14 weeks ago

Lucan


"I've said it before.

If you are getting fuel at a garage with 10 pumps what's the fucking point in filling up at the pay at pump if you are going into the shop for your breakfast anyway???

Pay for your fucking diesel in the shop and stop blocking the pump ya prick!!

Back in the day it was seen as acceptable to fill your fuel and pull the vehicle off the forecourt into a parking space before going into the shop. It kept the pumps free and made perfect sense. Nowadays they tell you not to do it so you have to leave your vehicle at the pump, go into the shop and pay, then come back out and move the car before going back in to get a sandwich to take out. It's the shop's own fault, not the driver who doesn't want to waste half their day in and out of the shop.

That's grand but I'm talking about the ones who only ever fill up at the pumps where you can pay rather than at the other 8 empty ones. If they are going into the shop anyway what's the fucking point?"

Tbh I've never noticed places with only some pumps with the self pay option. I thought they either had them on all pumps or on none. 🤷

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 14 weeks ago

Lucan


"I've said it before.

If you are getting fuel at a garage with 10 pumps what's the fucking point in filling up at the pay at pump if you are going into the shop for your breakfast anyway???

Pay for your fucking diesel in the shop and stop blocking the pump ya prick!!

Back in the day it was seen as acceptable to fill your fuel and pull the vehicle off the forecourt into a parking space before going into the shop. It kept the pumps free and made perfect sense. Nowadays they tell you not to do it so you have to leave your vehicle at the pump, go into the shop and pay, then come back out and move the car before going back in to get a sandwich to take out. It's the shop's own fault, not the driver who doesn't want to waste half their day in and out of the shop.

Really....this is now a thing!

I always move and park before going in to pay and have never been asked to leave my car at the pump while completing my fuel purchase.

Is there some new sign or a loudspeaker announcement that I have been ignoring or does the person at the till berate you for not complying with the forecourt etiquette.

"

I've been called out on the tannoy a couple of times... "would the owner of the truck, registration number etc, please pay for the fuel before moving" despite having already moved.

I've had a manager arrive at the parking space as I got out of the van and follow me to the checkout.

I've had people shouting out the window at me and yes, I've been remonstrated with at the counter for having moved.

I generally point out to them that I won't be returning to those places and go elsewhere. It's not an inconvenience as I'm always on the road anyway.

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By *nickerDropperGlory69 OP   Man 14 weeks ago

cavan town

OMG what have I started???😲😲🤣

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By *azarMan 14 weeks ago

Strabane

Donegal drivers.

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By *he boy next door300Man 14 weeks ago

MAGHERAFELT

What grinds my gears is making a spelling mistake in a post, just like the one above

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By *ACOLCouple 14 weeks ago

Limerick

When the terrorist and the lover ask me what is for dinner! They see me and they see food, period!

Lina.

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By *ungry CatCouple 14 weeks ago

Belfast


"When people type "should of" instead of "should have"

People complaining that they can't get verified, then don't show up

Daily question "Whats for dinner"

Missus

Sorry I should of put a ? At the end."

Aaaaaaaaaagh 🫠

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By *licat.2Woman 14 weeks ago

Not Belfast but NI


"Roundabouts "GET IN THE RIGHT LANE" 🙄"

Omg yes....and not indicating where the fek they are getting off it at!

Indicators are on cars for a reason!

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By *otownkid1967Man 14 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Our local garage is a supermarket as well. But what really pisses me off is people parking at the pumps, not buying fudl but going in to do their shopping and even worse going in to eat at the deli and not giving a shit that people who want fuel can't it.

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By *nickerDropperGlory69 OP   Man 14 weeks ago

cavan town


"Roundabouts "GET IN THE RIGHT LANE" 🙄

Omg yes....and not indicating where the fek they are getting off it at!

Indicators are on cars for a reason! "

You are right, if I'm not mistaken, left indicator means "you can come over and watch us having sex in our car. But no touching"

and right means "you can come over and join in if you wish"

😁

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By *uriousVoyeurMan 14 weeks ago

Northside


"Roundabouts "GET IN THE RIGHT LANE" 🙄"

Unless you're taking the first exit!! But I suspect you meant "GET IN THE CORRECT LANE"

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By *uriousVoyeurMan 14 weeks ago

Northside

My absolute pet hate on roads are the fucktards that drive straight through the roundabout!! Stay in your fucking lane,don't drive across mine and then go back to yours as you exit!! Gobshites!!!!!! (Glad that's off my chest now)

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By *nickerDropperGlory69 OP   Man 14 weeks ago

cavan town

When people misuse their, they're and there.

Maybe there doing it on purpose or maybe its just that they're attention span at school wasnt great🙄. Their, I said it.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman 14 weeks ago

Newry


"I've said it before.

If you are getting fuel at a garage with 10 pumps what's the fucking point in filling up at the pay at pump if you are going into the shop for your breakfast anyway???

Pay for your fucking diesel in the shop and stop blocking the pump ya prick!!

Back in the day it was seen as acceptable to fill your fuel and pull the vehicle off the forecourt into a parking space before going into the shop. It kept the pumps free and made perfect sense. Nowadays they tell you not to do it so you have to leave your vehicle at the pump, go into the shop and pay, then come back out and move the car before going back in to get a sandwich to take out. It's the shop's own fault, not the driver who doesn't want to waste half their day in and out of the shop.

Really....this is now a thing!

I always move and park before going in to pay and have never been asked to leave my car at the pump while completing my fuel purchase.

Is there some new sign or a loudspeaker announcement that I have been ignoring or does the person at the till berate you for not complying with the forecourt etiquette.

I've been called out on the tannoy a couple of times... "would the owner of the truck, registration number etc, please pay for the fuel before moving" despite having already moved.

I've had a manager arrive at the parking space as I got out of the van and follow me to the checkout.

I've had people shouting out the window at me and yes, I've been remonstrated with at the counter for having moved.

I generally point out to them that I won't be returning to those places and go elsewhere. It's not an inconvenience as I'm always on the road anyway. "

Probably in case you're driving off without paying. It incurs a mountain of paperwork and something akin to the Spanish Inquisition for the cashier that "allowed" you to drive off.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 14 weeks ago

Lucan


"Roundabouts "GET IN THE RIGHT LANE" 🙄

Unless you're taking the first exit!! But I suspect you meant "GET IN THE CORRECT LANE" "

If you're taking the second exit, which is generally straight ahead, you should also be in the left lane.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman 14 weeks ago

Newry

People coming to the counter and giving me money or waiting expectantly with their card in their hand without uttering a single word.

Do I look like a fucking mindreader?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 14 weeks ago

Lucan


"I've said it before.

If you are getting fuel at a garage with 10 pumps what's the fucking point in filling up at the pay at pump if you are going into the shop for your breakfast anyway???

Pay for your fucking diesel in the shop and stop blocking the pump ya prick!!

Back in the day it was seen as acceptable to fill your fuel and pull the vehicle off the forecourt into a parking space before going into the shop. It kept the pumps free and made perfect sense. Nowadays they tell you not to do it so you have to leave your vehicle at the pump, go into the shop and pay, then come back out and move the car before going back in to get a sandwich to take out. It's the shop's own fault, not the driver who doesn't want to waste half their day in and out of the shop.

Really....this is now a thing!

I always move and park before going in to pay and have never been asked to leave my car at the pump while completing my fuel purchase.

Is there some new sign or a loudspeaker announcement that I have been ignoring or does the person at the till berate you for not complying with the forecourt etiquette.

I've been called out on the tannoy a couple of times... "would the owner of the truck, registration number etc, please pay for the fuel before moving" despite having already moved.

I've had a manager arrive at the parking space as I got out of the van and follow me to the checkout.

I've had people shouting out the window at me and yes, I've been remonstrated with at the counter for having moved.

I generally point out to them that I won't be returning to those places and go elsewhere. It's not an inconvenience as I'm always on the road anyway.

Probably in case you're driving off without paying. It incurs a mountain of paperwork and something akin to the Spanish Inquisition for the cashier that "allowed" you to drive off. "

I can appreciate that to an extent but one if them was a station that I love about 100m from and used it twice a week on average. Most of them, including the manager, would have known me at the time. Sure lookit..

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man 14 weeks ago

just over the way from


"Drivers in front of me at traffic lights on their phone

Then when lights change and they don't move

Give them a blast of the horn

They drive through an amber light

I stop

Every fuckin time "

what I do on occasions like this when I notice there on the blower I drive up real close to them this sets off their rear parking sensors then there fuming can't hear on the phone and can't drive Tru a red

Workz every time

'I'm bad as a bone,

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By *uriousVoyeurMan 14 weeks ago

Northside


"Roundabouts "GET IN THE RIGHT LANE" 🙄

Unless you're taking the first exit!! But I suspect you meant "GET IN THE CORRECT LANE"

If you're taking the second exit, which is generally straight ahead, you should also be in the left lane. "

That is correct...at last, someone else that knows how to traverse a roundabout properly!!

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By *ipstick KissesWoman 14 weeks ago

Newry


"I've said it before.

If you are getting fuel at a garage with 10 pumps what's the fucking point in filling up at the pay at pump if you are going into the shop for your breakfast anyway???

Pay for your fucking diesel in the shop and stop blocking the pump ya prick!!

Back in the day it was seen as acceptable to fill your fuel and pull the vehicle off the forecourt into a parking space before going into the shop. It kept the pumps free and made perfect sense. Nowadays they tell you not to do it so you have to leave your vehicle at the pump, go into the shop and pay, then come back out and move the car before going back in to get a sandwich to take out. It's the shop's own fault, not the driver who doesn't want to waste half their day in and out of the shop.

Really....this is now a thing!

I always move and park before going in to pay and have never been asked to leave my car at the pump while completing my fuel purchase.

Is there some new sign or a loudspeaker announcement that I have been ignoring or does the person at the till berate you for not complying with the forecourt etiquette.

I've been called out on the tannoy a couple of times... "would the owner of the truck, registration number etc, please pay for the fuel before moving" despite having already moved.

I've had a manager arrive at the parking space as I got out of the van and follow me to the checkout.

I've had people shouting out the window at me and yes, I've been remonstrated with at the counter for having moved.

I generally point out to them that I won't be returning to those places and go elsewhere. It's not an inconvenience as I'm always on the road anyway.

Probably in case you're driving off without paying. It incurs a mountain of paperwork and something akin to the Spanish Inquisition for the cashier that "allowed" you to drive off.

I can appreciate that to an extent but one if them was a station that I love about 100m from and used it twice a week on average. Most of them, including the manager, would have known me at the time. Sure lookit.. "

Aye...no need in that situation at all

But the sinking feeling is real when the big red dot appears on your screen and you fearfully look out the window to find the car has gone. I've actually paid for the absconding customer's fuel before rather than face the ensuing shit storm 🤣

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By *ealitybitesMan 14 weeks ago

Belfast


"I've said it before.

If you are getting fuel at a garage with 10 pumps what's the fucking point in filling up at the pay at pump if you are going into the shop for your breakfast anyway???

Pay for your fucking diesel in the shop and stop blocking the pump ya prick!!

Back in the day it was seen as acceptable to fill your fuel and pull the vehicle off the forecourt into a parking space before going into the shop. It kept the pumps free and made perfect sense. Nowadays they tell you not to do it so you have to leave your vehicle at the pump, go into the shop and pay, then come back out and move the car before going back in to get a sandwich to take out. It's the shop's own fault, not the driver who doesn't want to waste half their day in and out of the shop.

Really....this is now a thing!

I always move and park before going in to pay and have never been asked to leave my car at the pump while completing my fuel purchase.

Is there some new sign or a loudspeaker announcement that I have been ignoring or does the person at the till berate you for not complying with the forecourt etiquette.

I've been called out on the tannoy a couple of times... "would the owner of the truck, registration number etc, please pay for the fuel before moving" despite having already moved.

I've had a manager arrive at the parking space as I got out of the van and follow me to the checkout.

I've had people shouting out the window at me and yes, I've been remonstrated with at the counter for having moved.

I generally point out to them that I won't be returning to those places and go elsewhere. It's not an inconvenience as I'm always on the road anyway.

Probably in case you're driving off without paying. It incurs a mountain of paperwork and something akin to the Spanish Inquisition for the cashier that "allowed" you to drive off. "

I got fuel in a local garage years ago and bought stuff from the deli counter. 2 hours later when I was up on the north coast I remembered that I had only paid for my food and forgot to pay for the fuel.

On my way back I went in and told the guy what had happened and he said I should have just kept quiet and said nothing because he would have to account for it now.

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman 14 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Taught and prayers. Hun.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 14 weeks ago

Lucan


"Taught and prayers. Hun."

🙏🙏🙏 Sleeping wit de angles now🙏🙏🙏

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By *he boy next door300Man 14 weeks ago

MAGHERAFELT

Typing the letters PO into a search engine and not being offered an auto complete option. Its pornhub. Its ALWAYS pornhub!!

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By *rialbyfire1235Man 14 weeks ago

South KK

One speed drivers. 75/80 on the open road, 75/80 through villages. FFS.

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By *aid backMan 14 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Anyone not navigating a roundabout correctly. "

You do mean side ways ?

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By *astelloWoman 14 weeks ago

Far far away

People on phones at customer service or chatting over to each other...whilst ignoring an actual paying customer.

Over attentive shop staff. "Can I help you" when you have barely got in the door.

Plastic shite from China.. yes it was 1.99 but the blanket is not a handkerchief.

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By *enguin1Man 14 weeks ago

The sticks

People not using simple manners really p#sses me off

As my father would say,simple manners cost nothing.

Really annoys me when my boss doesn't use Hi, please, thanks in his emails......I normally revert with the most polite well-mannered response possible

#asshole

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By *eardedvillainMan 14 weeks ago

Bangor N.Ireland

These new plastic bottle tops that are now held on with wee plastic tabs,what Roger hunt passed that.

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