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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City

For me, it's having a clean tidy house and a full fridge = total bliss 🙂🤗🙂🤗.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 11 weeks ago

Lucan

When you wake up in a wet bed riddled with aches and pains, but sure you woke up didn't you?

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"When you wake up in a wet bed riddled with aches and pains, but sure you woke up didn't you? "

Always look at the positives man lol 😂😂😂.

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man 11 weeks ago

cavan town


"When you wake up in a wet bed riddled with aches and pains, but sure you woke up didn't you? "

🤣🤣

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man 11 weeks ago

cavan town

When you shudder at the thoughts of the second day of a wedding or when you are starting stories with, "I remember 25/30 years ago when....."

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By *ealitybitesMan 11 weeks ago

Belfast

When people in their 40s think they are old 😳

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"When you shudder at the thoughts of the second day of a wedding or when you are starting stories with, "I remember 25/30 years ago when....." "

That first sip of Heineken on day 2 🤢🤮...can literally feel every organ in my body cringe 🤣.

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By *andytownMan 11 weeks ago

Gods Own Country

You make wierd noises every time you stand up or sit down

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"You make wierd noises every time you stand up or sit down "

So true 😂🤣😂.

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By *penmindedman50Man 11 weeks ago

Lucan


"You make wierd noises every time you stand up or sit down "

This is me every single time

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By *adger BrocMan 11 weeks ago

Co. Cork

When it says so on your birthday cards.....🎂

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By *adger BrocMan 11 weeks ago

Co. Cork

When you think about posting on the "Older men with big cocks" thread on the forums.

I certainly qualify in one regard.

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By *hantomfemmeWoman 11 weeks ago

...

You start saying things your parents said to you

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"You start saying things your parents said to you "

Omg yessss 😑😑😑. Thats a sure sign lol.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple 11 weeks ago

ireland


"When people in their 40s think they are old 😳"

Or when you have children in their forties 😭😭

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By *of spadesMan 11 weeks ago

Kilkenny

When doing simple tasks like putting on your socks becomes a daily workout 🥵

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By *odi minxWoman 11 weeks ago

everywhere

Getting excited about good weather and all the washing u can get dry

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By *s LollyWoman 11 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

When your kids have a better social life then you 🤷

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City

When you sit down with a cup of tea to watch the news at 5.30 😊. And then a 2nd cup at 6pm for the RTE news 😂🤣😂.

And give out about the news 😂.

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By *alway19Man 11 weeks ago

galway/ Westmeath

When you’re still playing senior but now asked to manage a senior ladies team

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"When you’re still playing senior but now asked to manage a senior ladies team "

Win Win situation there man 😋😊😉😂.

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By *r_Insatiable666Man 11 weeks ago

Cork

2010 was 15 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

When you try to explain what being born last century was like...

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar

Your hips crack everytime you have sex 🙈🙉

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By *r_Insatiable666Man 11 weeks ago

Cork


"Your hips crack everytime you have sex 🙈🙉"

I think you're confused, we're meant to have great craic, not crack

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By *wingme22Man 11 weeks ago

Galway

The day you realise milf's are the same age or younger than you....

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"Your hips crack everytime you have sex 🙈🙉"

Surely there's a scientific reason for this 😋😊😉😂.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 11 weeks ago

Lucan

When you get on a bus and people offer you their seat. You don't take it, not because you think it's an insult, it's just that you know if you sit down you won't be able to get back up again.

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"When you get on a bus and people offer you their seat. You don't take it, not because you think it's an insult, it's just that you know if you sit down you won't be able to get back up again. "

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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By *ipstick KissesWoman 11 weeks ago

Newry

You get genuinely excited by the arrival of new white goods

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By *onna68Woman 11 weeks ago

Dublin

When you remember days before internet and mobile phones🤣🤣

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 11 weeks ago

Lucan

You do your number one first thing in the morning, then your number two, and then you get out of bed.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 11 weeks ago

Lucan


"When you remember days before internet and mobile phones🤣🤣"

You're still young at that point. I can't even remember yesterday, never mind thirty years ago.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 11 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

When your giving out about bird shite !!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 11 weeks ago

Lucan

...you only take Viagra to stop you rolling out of the bed!

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By *ilentnoiseMan 11 weeks ago

Belfast

Going home in a taxi and feeling relived to be going to bed, as you see all the young ones queueing up to get into a club!

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"When you remember days before internet and mobile phones🤣🤣"

Remember the dial up tone. 😂😂. We had a Dell Gateway computer and when connecting to the internet you'd be better off going outside cutting the lawn waiting for it to "dial up". 😂🤣😂. Horrific lol.

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By *astelloWoman 11 weeks ago

Far far away

Your topic of conversation starts with HRT.

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By *wingme22Man 11 weeks ago

Galway

You realise you are the only one in a room that knows how to rewind a cassette tape with a pencil

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar

Choosing a pub based on whether you can get a seat

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By *licat.2Woman 11 weeks ago

Not Belfast but NI

When you are on your knees and wonder how to get up again 🤣😂

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City

On a brighter note, Maniac 2000 is a quarter of a century old 😂🤣.

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"When you are on your knees and wonder how to get up again 🤣😂"

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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By *j47Man 11 weeks ago

ballybunion

What are we talking about

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"What are we talking about "

See what you did there man 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 lol.

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City

.....its 8.30pm on a sunday evening and you've anxiety about glenroe , no homework done and bed in 30 mins and you're in you're 40s 😂😂.

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By *P_80Man 11 weeks ago

Waterford

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By *P_80Man 11 weeks ago

Waterford

Realizing that when the next World Cup is on next summer, the 'Three Lions' song, which emphasized 30 years of hurt, will be itself 30 years old.

The same amount of time will have passed from Euro 96 to now that had passed from World Cup 66 to Euro 96.

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By *yresMan 11 weeks ago

Midland town

You wake up in pain, and know your still alive!!

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By *rezMan 11 weeks ago

Claregalway

...when you stop shaving your balls and you move on to nose and ears

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By *easingTimMan 11 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

...when you look for a nice quiet pub, enjoy trips to Woodies and the songs you used to blare in protest against your parents is now on Radio 1 for you to wash dishes to

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By *uddermeIspinMan 11 weeks ago

city centre

You know you're old when....

The birds have shit all over your recently washed car and youve mistaken it for your favourite ice cream and pick it off

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"...when you stop shaving your balls and you move on to nose and ears "

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Old Skool 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 lol.

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By *man1044Man 11 weeks ago

North Galway

When the driver puts a blue card on the dash in a wide parking bay and your to stiff to reach over and read it.

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar

You've spent the evening putting flowers in pots to put around the outside of the house, because your mam did it, and your Gran did it.

Then spend the next feckin 3 months watering and deadheading...🙄

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By *eys00Man 11 weeks ago

have boots will travel

You realise you’ve been in your job longer than you were in school (primary and secondary combined). That was a humbling experience 🥲

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"You've spent the evening putting flowers in pots to put around the outside of the house, because your mam did it, and your Gran did it.

Then spend the next feckin 3 months watering and deadheading...🙄

"

🌸💮🌹🌻🏵🌼🌷🌺 lol 🏵💮🌹🌻🌸🌷🌼🌺

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

when you have candles on your cake and the firebrigade are on standby

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By *agneyandhutchCouple 11 weeks ago

lucan

When most of the people we talk to on fab don't get our username.

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By *otownkid1967Man 11 weeks ago

Portlaoise

You spend mire time going to funerals than weddings

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple 11 weeks ago

Belfast and Tyrone

Last week I referenced the film When Harry Met Sally (specifically the faked orgasm in a restaurant scene) and the person who I was talking to, who is a wee shade over 30, had no clue what I was talking about.

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By *xstevenxxMan 11 weeks ago

dublin

Grunts when you’ve go get out of a chair

Or kneeling down

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By *otownkid1967Man 11 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Gave up kneeling years ago

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By *ushin realityCouple 11 weeks ago

swords

When you can't understand your kids abbreviated texts.

Giving out about lyrics to songs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *emlock HarryMan 11 weeks ago

cullon

When you look at rip more than pornhub lol

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City

Some of these are f$$king hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

When you go shoe shopping and buy crocs because they're comfortable

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By *eardedvillainMan 11 weeks ago

Bangor N.Ireland

When you start to become outside of the age range.

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By *elle111Woman 11 weeks ago

NI

When the oldest has made you a nanny and the youngest starts a question with “Back in your day did?”

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By *andytownMan 11 weeks ago

Gods Own Country

When you post more than you roide

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By *alwayheadsCouple 11 weeks ago

galway

When the staff in Woodies give you the OAP discount without asking.

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By *lue eyesMan 11 weeks ago

cavan

When you start looking back at old Polaroid picture and someone saying do you remember that and you nod your head and smile while thinking no!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 11 weeks ago

Lucan

...you can't get past the fact that op typed "your" instead of "you're"

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By *eninchmuscleMan 11 weeks ago

portlaoise

When it takes you all night, to do what you used to do all night :D

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"...you can't get past the fact that op typed "your" instead of "you're" "

... ?

Y

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By *rutus321Man 11 weeks ago

Offaly

When you could be older than the next Pope

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By *iresmillyWoman 11 weeks ago

Stillorgan

When the Gardai/doctors look like babies. When you get bugged when they move stuff in your local supermarket and you don’t know where anything is anymore. When all your female friends talk about is their Menopause symptoms. When you have a collection of “comfortable” knickers

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By *amsevenMan 11 weeks ago

cork

When the guys you play astro soccer with get dropped off by their mothers

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By *man1044Man 11 weeks ago

North Galway

When you have no interest in pulling down a pair of knickers ….

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 11 weeks ago

Lucan


"When you have no interest in pulling down a pair of knickers …."

You're not old at that point. You're dead.

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By *man1044Man 11 weeks ago

North Galway

True enough !😜

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City

Are my the only person alive that still puts credit in their phone 😂🤣😂🤣.

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By *ogladyWoman 11 weeks ago

The bog

When u can't trust a fart anymore.. 😱😱

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By *wooneMan 11 weeks ago

Dublin

When you can’t get a verify and your buying the coffee lol

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"When you can’t get a verify and your buying the coffee lol"

You are only on the site a few weeks. I wouldn't read too much into it man 🤔. Maybe get tea. See how that goes.

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By *avexxMan 11 weeks ago

cheshire

when you look in the mirror

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By *P_80Man 11 weeks ago

Waterford

When just walking doesn't keep the belly away anymore.

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By *inkywife1981Couple 11 weeks ago

A town near you

When I check midwest radio death notice to see do I know anyone

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By *onnachakeaneMan 11 weeks ago

Dundrum

When you still subconsciously think the 1980s is still about 20 odd years ago..

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By *man1044Man 11 weeks ago

North Galway

When you remember the Hilman Hunter with wing mirrors you drove to the Ballroom of Romance and a shine on your shoes

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

You stop giving a shit what people think of you.

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By *ythenMan 11 weeks ago

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"When you remember the Hilman Hunter with wing mirrors you drove to the Ballroom of Romance and a shine on your shoes "

👍🤣🤣🤣😀

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"You stop giving a shit what people think of you."

Amen

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar


"You stop giving a shit what people think of you."

Or at least the people that aren't important to you

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 11 weeks ago

Norwich

Fall asleep while having a wank

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By *errardNo8Man 11 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo

You start tucking your t-shirt unto your trousers 😂

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar

You bring comfy shoes with you on a night out instead of walking home in your feet

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By *he SophisticatsCouple 11 weeks ago

Casa Del Fun


"You bring comfy shoes with you on a night out instead of walking home in your feet "

yep, been there and done that

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By *reamerBMan 11 weeks ago

Fantasy

Use the term, the new generation

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By *ustMe!Woman 11 weeks ago

co.down


"You stop giving a shit what people think of you.

Or at least the people that aren't important to you "

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By *amon.dMan 11 weeks ago

antrim

You start wearing baige chinos and a matching jumper. So iv been told

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By *ustMe!Woman 11 weeks ago

co.down


"You start wearing baige chinos and a matching jumper. So iv been told "

But depending on who is wearing them, it can be a very sexy look x.

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City

If you we're wearing Cords I'd say something. But chinos is all right isnt it ?? 🤔🤔.

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By *ressthefleshCouple 11 weeks ago

portlaoise

When you bend down and start making strange noises you never heard before

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By *hantomfemmeWoman 11 weeks ago

...

When wearing socks with sandals seems appropriate

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By *ressthefleshCouple 11 weeks ago

portlaoise


"When wearing socks with sandals seems appropriate"

Spotted a guy in the supermarket yesterday knee socks and sandals

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"When wearing socks with sandals seems appropriate

Spotted a guy in the supermarket yesterday knee socks and sandals "

Thats not you know you're old when...that's just wrong 😂😂 on so many levels 🤣.

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar


"When wearing socks with sandals seems appropriate"

Jees I'll be dead before that happens

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By *ressthefleshCouple 11 weeks ago

portlaoise


"When wearing socks with sandals seems appropriate

Spotted a guy in the supermarket yesterday knee socks and sandals

Thats not you know you're old when...that's just wrong 😂😂 on so many levels 🤣. "

They were white knee socks which makes it worse

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"When wearing socks with sandals seems appropriate

Spotted a guy in the supermarket yesterday knee socks and sandals

Thats not you know you're old when...that's just wrong 😂😂 on so many levels 🤣.

They were white knee socks which makes it worse "

The supermarket should of barred him for the socks alone 😂😂😂.

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By *C BrayMan 11 weeks ago

Bray

When discussing world cups with people in work and realising they weren't born for 1990, 94 or 98 man i feel old and leave the room. I'm now the old person that use to be there when I started in the job

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By *he SophisticatsCouple 11 weeks ago

Casa Del Fun


"When discussing world cups with people in work and realising they weren't born for 1990, 94 or 98 man i feel old and leave the room. I'm now the old person that use to be there when I started in the job "

lol that’s happened with us too, but usually when we’ve been talking about gigs or bands

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By *og-ManMan 11 weeks ago

somewhere


"When discussing world cups with people in work and realising they weren't born for 1990, 94 or 98 man i feel old and leave the room. I'm now the old person that use to be there when I started in the job "

How about you remember collecting the world cup players silver coin collection from The Esso garage for the 1970 world cup

Or remember Esso garages

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By *axxxpowerMan 11 weeks ago

Rathfarnham


"How about you remember collecting the world cup players silver coin collection from The Esso garage for the 1970 world cup

Or remember Esso garages "

Esso wasnt that far back. How about Statoil or even older........Jet

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By *exysecretxxxWoman 11 weeks ago

waterford .and surrounding

When you know the songs in the charts because you were around for the originals

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By *hePixieAndTheBearCouple 11 weeks ago

Galway

When your kids friends and kids of your friends are a potential hazard at events. 🙈

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By *llthewaysMan 11 weeks ago

Kildare/Dublin

Your music tastes are now "dad rock".

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By *he ChamberCouple 11 weeks ago

Dublin/Midlands

When you mention in conversation before MTV ypu had Top of the Pops

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar

When a quiz on TV asks about The Young Ones and the poor fella hadn't heard of it.

Also watching quizzes on TV

(*turns to a different channel 😳)

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By *indenMan 11 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

When you realise people born in 2007 can drink and vote…..

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By *tevie1Man 11 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

When you start thinking that cardigan looks smart

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar


"When you start thinking that cardigan looks smart "

I have a very smart cardigan I'll have you know!

But on guys? I think it's a no (although thinking Jon Richardson geeky sexy 🤔)

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By *man1044Man 11 weeks ago

North Galway

If you were around when Mayo won the All Ireland .

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By *P_80Man 11 weeks ago

Waterford


"When you realise people born in 2007 can drink and vote….. "

I was only thinking about this.

Anyone born when The Sopranos ended is an adult now.

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City

Im just having a cup of tea in my Italia 1990 mug 💚🗯🧡.

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By *habMan 11 weeks ago

Boomtown

If you were in Croke Park when Seamus Darby scored that fu*king goal.....

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan 11 weeks ago

Waterford

When you hear "Hips don't lie" was released 20 years ago

Or it's been 40 years for "Back to the Future"

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By *omanic400Man 11 weeks ago

West Cork

'Turn on the news I wanna see the weather'

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By *erry bull1Man 11 weeks ago

doncaster

When your dreams are dry

And your farts are wet

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By *allyWally19Woman 11 weeks ago

The Road to Nowhere


"When you still subconsciously think the 1980s is still about 20 odd years ago.. "

You mean it isn't??

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"For me, it's having a clean tidy house and a full fridge = total bliss 🙂🤗🙂🤗. "

When your son tells you his gf is pregnant.

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By *ust4fun6979Man 11 weeks ago

D13

When you say "what you talking about Willis" and they don't know what you're talking about

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man 11 weeks ago

nobody said it was easy,, on route to .

when you've Shannon side blaring at 7.30 in the morning..🙉

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Limerick City


"If you were in Croke Park when Seamus Darby scored that fu*king goal....."

I think it was thr celebrations that made that goal 😂🤣😂.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"when you've Shannon side blaring at 7.30 in the morning..🙉"

What's that? 🫣👀

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By *rystalsswingCouple 11 weeks ago

Up the Road / Galway/ Midlands


"when you've Shannon side blaring at 7.30 in the morning..🙉"

Oh lord 🙈

That's pension eligibility right there 😂

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man 11 weeks ago

nobody said it was easy,, on route to .


"when you've Shannon side blaring at 7.30 in the morning..🙉

What's that? 🫣👀"

an ill-fated broadcast of unwanted news before dawn..

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man 11 weeks ago

nobody said it was easy,, on route to .


"when you've Shannon side blaring at 7.30 in the morning..🙉

Oh lord 🙈

That's pension eligibility right there 😂"

🤣🤣

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By *man1044Man 11 weeks ago

North Galway

When the lady you are dancing with asks when are you getting your hips done.

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By *0kc00Man 11 weeks ago

cork

When you worry about sitting on your balls everytime you get into a car

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By *andytownMan 11 weeks ago

Gods Own Country

For the 1st time in your life......you're contemplating buying pjs

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple 11 weeks ago

kinkytown

Your teens never heard of the sopranos 😞

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By *adbodguyMan 11 weeks ago

Dublin

You have to keep googling the slang used in work!

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By *ittleJohn5Man 11 weeks ago

Wickham Market

When you become invisible to the opposite sexy

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Your teens never heard of the sopranos 😞"

I've just started watching that 😂 I had heard of it though, just never watched it.

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Limerick City


"Your teens never heard of the sopranos 😞"

Ouchhhhhh. Never a good scenario lol 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣.

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By *astelloWoman 10 weeks ago

Far far away

I asked an AI app how old l was.. they said l was 50..the cheek.of AI, must be a bug in the system

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By *eestar10Man 10 weeks ago

cavan

Wen ya need an hour to loosen ur Achilles every morning

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By *amsevenMan 10 weeks ago

cork

When someone at work has never heard of The Prodigy

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By *astelloWoman 10 weeks ago

Far far away

I am the firestarter... twisted firestarter

And no it's not bord na mona

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By *astChimpMan 10 weeks ago

Craigavon

When they're making remakes of films that you think aren't that old .

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By *astChimpMan 10 weeks ago

Craigavon

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

When a late night is 11pm 😂

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By *rPleasure45Man 10 weeks ago

North Down

You prefer to tinker on a project than go out for a pint

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By *llie and ApplesCouple 10 weeks ago

where ever


"When most of the people we talk to on fab don't get our username. "

Cagney is 87 and David sole is dead...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 10 weeks ago

Lucan

You remember when you could use the word tinker without anyone frowning at you.

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By *he KakapoMan 10 weeks ago

A nice rock

Classic hits start playing your Spotify playlist

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Limerick City

You know you're old when you're still feeling the effects from pints 3 days ago 😑😑.

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By *P_80Man 10 weeks ago

Waterford


"When someone at work has never heard of The Prodigy "

A girl I work with who said she was a fan on Keanu Reeves didn't know any of his movies before The Matrix.

When I was talking about the movie 'Speed', she replied with, "Wasn't that a Father Ted episode?"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 10 weeks ago

Lucan


"When someone at work has never heard of The Prodigy

A girl I work with who said she was a fan on Keanu Reeves didn't know any of his movies before The Matrix.

When I was talking about the movie 'Speed', she replied with, "Wasn't that a Father Ted episode?""

The Father Ted version was better tbh.

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By *P_80Man 10 weeks ago

Waterford


"When someone at work has never heard of The Prodigy

A girl I work with who said she was a fan on Keanu Reeves didn't know any of his movies before The Matrix.

When I was talking about the movie 'Speed', she replied with, "Wasn't that a Father Ted episode?"

The Father Ted version was better tbh. "

True

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By *umpingJackFlashMan 10 weeks ago

Anywhere

When I use this site and think how easy it is compared to my earlier days of swinging and had to use the buy and sell to meet other swingers

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Limerick City

You know you're old when you cut the lawn 2 or 3 times a week . Even when you are not cutting it...you look at it and wonder...should i cut it . And basically just stand there admiring the lawn lol 😂😂.

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By *imsum55Man 10 weeks ago

dublin

The first album you bought was led zeppelin 2

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Limerick City


"The first album you bought was led zeppelin 2"

Could be worse...

Could of been older....and been on a Zeppelin 😂😂.

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By *og-ManMan 10 weeks ago

somewhere

When you bought an album called

Now that's what I call music

And it didn't have a number after the name

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By *heGeneral24 OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Limerick City


"When you bought an album called

Now that's what I call music

And it didn't have a number after the name "

Now thats what i call music -45 😂🤣😂🤣😂.

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By *arbles00Man 10 weeks ago

Area 54

You know you're old when you agree with all the posts above 🤣🤣

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By *adger BrocMan 10 weeks ago

Co. Cork

When you have been on the go as long as this thread.....

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By *ust4fun6979Man 7 weeks ago

D13

When people don't laugh anymore when you fall

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By *P_80Man 7 weeks ago

Waterford

When you realize that The Thong Song is 25 years old

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By *y tongue works magicMan 7 weeks ago

Dublin

When you've to walk down the stairs sideways in the morning before your body gets going

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