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By *og-Man OP Man 51 weeks ago
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So we all see and sometimes even write something on the forums that makes you want to smack your own face ( not me obviously)
What type of post tightens your nuts
What type of post dries up your lady bits
Or write a funny post that definitely will get you the ride |
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.  "
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂 |
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂"
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!  |
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By *og-Man OP Man 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful! "
An hour Mick ......  |
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ...... "
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out. |
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out. "
A considerate lover too |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too"
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉 |
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉"
Well, 45 minutes travelling so that leaves ten minutes duh you then a cuppa tea.
Still, it could be the best twenty seconds of your life! |
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"My name is sofistimacation
I'm fond of a little flirtation
So come over to mine
And pull my line
Cos I'm sick of the ould masterbation "
But before you do the job,
Do you want a pic of my knob
But a pic of a cock
Might just get me blocked
Then I'll just have a wank and a sob 😭 |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉"
45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
Well, 45 minutes travelling so that leaves ten minutes duh you then a cuppa tea.
Still, it could be the best twenty seconds of your life! "
Oh, how generous 20 seconds? Didn’t expect that much!
Honestly, 7 seconds will probably be enough.
Maybe start planning what you’ll do with the rest of your free time. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game "
Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏   |
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
Well, 45 minutes travelling so that leaves ten minutes duh you then a cuppa tea.
Still, it could be the best twenty seconds of your life!
Oh, how generous 20 seconds? Didn’t expect that much!
Honestly, 7 seconds will probably be enough.
Maybe start planning what you’ll do with the rest of your free time."
We could listen to Nena Cherry singing about it, I suppose? |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game
Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏 "
B for backup plan should A end too soon  |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
Well, 45 minutes travelling so that leaves ten minutes duh you then a cuppa tea.
Still, it could be the best twenty seconds of your life!
Oh, how generous 20 seconds? Didn’t expect that much!
Honestly, 7 seconds will probably be enough.
Maybe start planning what you’ll do with the rest of your free time.
We could listen to Nena Cherry singing about it, I suppose? "
of course... and everything can change... |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game
Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏
B for backup plan should A end too soon "
I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game
Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏
B for backup plan should A end too soon
I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂"
Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game
Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏
B for backup plan should A end too soon
I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂
Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably "
That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇 |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game
Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏
B for backup plan should A end too soon
I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂
Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably
That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇"
Next you'll be telling you want D  |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game
Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏
B for backup plan should A end too soon
I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂
Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably
That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇
Next you'll be telling you want D "
no .. better the whole alphabet 😎 |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game
Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏
B for backup plan should A end too soon
I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂
Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably
That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇
Next you'll be telling you want D
no .. better the whole alphabet 😎 "
Sure we'll start with U R A Q T and work from there |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game
Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏
B for backup plan should A end too soon
I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂
Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably
That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇
Next you'll be telling you want D
no .. better the whole alphabet 😎
Sure we'll start with U R A Q T and work from there "
O U R M I N E |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game
Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏
B for backup plan should A end too soon
I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂
Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably
That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇
Next you'll be telling you want D
no .. better the whole alphabet 😎
Sure we'll start with U R A Q T and work from there
O U R M I N E "
This is going to be some game of Scrabble |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game
Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏
B for backup plan should A end too soon
I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂
Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably
That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇
Next you'll be telling you want D
no .. better the whole alphabet 😎
Sure we'll start with U R A Q T and work from there
O U R M I N E
This is going to be some game of Scrabble"
The alphabet of games, positions, erotic fantasies and desires |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game
Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏
B for backup plan should A end too soon
I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂
Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably
That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇
Next you'll be telling you want D
no .. better the whole alphabet 😎
Sure we'll start with U R A Q T and work from there
O U R M I N E
This is going to be some game of Scrabble
The alphabet of games, positions, erotic fantasies and desires"
I'll have my Thesaurus ready |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"There once was a man named McCarthy
Who was handsome and charming, and hearty.
He's got a small cock
And his ears look like Spock
But he's rich and with girls likes to party.
I almost cried with laughter 😂😂😂
Right lads, that's me sorted with the ride. I'll be back in an hour. Great thread Bog, very helpful!
An hour Mick ......
Well I'm allowing 45 minutes travelling time. I don't want to wear her out.
A considerate lover too
45 minutes with me? You’d better bring your A-game 😂 Considerate lover or just trying to break a record? 😉
45 minutes with you. I'd have to bring the A Game and the B Game
Bringing game A and B? Someone’s aiming to impress… I’m intrigued — but can you keep the pace? 😏
B for backup plan should A end too soon
I really hope that plan A will fail 😂😂😂
Your 28th of February pic would suggest that Plan A could fail miserably
That's good, because that's exactly what I'm waiting for 😉 I'm just greedy, I want both plan A and plan B, and preferably all at once 😉😂😇
Next you'll be telling you want D
no .. better the whole alphabet 😎
Sure we'll start with U R A Q T and work from there
O U R M I N E
This is going to be some game of Scrabble
The alphabet of games, positions, erotic fantasies and desires
I'll have my Thesaurus ready"
I think we've strayed a bit from the topic of this thread...
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