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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago

Remember these back in the day. They were f$$king comical lol 😆.

Chuck Norris doesn't check under the bed for the boogeyman..

The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

FACTS 🤣😂🤣.

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man 46 weeks ago

cavan town

Chuck norris was working on a movie with an actual lion. He sat beside it an it started growling. It's trainer straight away said

"Get up and walk away slowly without making eye contact"

So that's exactly what the lion did.

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By *allywallyWoman 46 weeks ago

The Road to Nowhere

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By *allywallyWoman 46 weeks ago

The Road to Nowhere

Stupid auto correct 🙄

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

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By *allywallyWoman 46 weeks ago

The Road to Nowhere

Or a personal fave of mine...Voldemort calls Chuck Norris 'You Know Who'

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

"Or a personal fave of mine...Voldemort calls Chuck Norris 'You Know Who'"

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By *amsevenMan 46 weeks ago

cork

Superman sleeps in Chuck Norris pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

When chuck Norris goes for a swim in the ocean, the sharks get out of the ocean

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By *easingTimMan 46 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

There's Chuck Norris jokes...

because no one's brave enough

to joke about Bruce Lee!

(mic drop)

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago

It's rumoured Chuck Norris tears can cure heartbreak 💔.

Too bad he's never cried 😢.

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By *AMBOLADMan 46 weeks ago

Dunboyne

The Dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris makes onions cry

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By *rystalsswingCouple 46 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin

OMG, get Chuck Norris on Fab please 😁😇

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By *AMBOLADMan 46 weeks ago

Dunboyne

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By *ornyharry67Man 46 weeks ago

Drogheda

When Chuck Norris goes for a swim he doesn't get wet, the water gets Norrised

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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago

"OMG, get Chuck Norris on Fab please 😁😇"

Chuck Norris wears CrystalSwing Underpants 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂.

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By *rystalsswingCouple 46 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin

"OMG, get Chuck Norris on Fab please 😁😇

Chuck Norris wears CrystalSwing Underpants 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂. "

He sounds like some man. I'm too young to remember him, of course 😜

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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago

"OMG, get Chuck Norris on Fab please 😁😇

Chuck Norris wears CrystalSwing Underpants 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂.

He sounds like some man. I'm too young to remember him, of course 😜"

Lol 😆 🤣 😂 🤪😜.

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

"OMG, get Chuck Norris on Fab please 😁😇"

Chuck Norris could get a meet on fab with a blank profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago

Chuck Norris has rode everyone on fab...

Twice

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

"Chuck Norris has rode everyone on fab...

Twice

Chuck Norris got verified on Fab before he signed up

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By *eturning MGMan 46 weeks ago

Mayo, Roscommon, Galway, Leitrim, Sligo....West Of Ireland

Once a cobra bit chuck norris' leg....after 5 days of excruciating pain the cobra died.

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

A dick pic from Chuck Norris will get you pregnant

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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago

Chuck Norris knows what every woman on fab wants

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By *rotic Stretch MassageCouple 46 weeks ago

Limerick

"Chuck Norris has rode everyone on fab...

Twice

Chuck Norris got verified on Fab before he signed up"

Boom.. this wins the internet today lol

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By *hristianGray2005Man 46 weeks ago

Galway Mayo Clare Roscommon

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups.

He simply pushes the planet away.

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By *rystalsswingCouple 46 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin

"Chuck Norris has rode everyone on fab...

Twice

I think this wins the Internet today! Ain't you the cheeky chap! Must get my wooden spoon out 😁

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Chuck Norris went to a feminists meeting......and got his washing ironed

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 46 weeks ago

Lucan

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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By *onzo888100Man 46 weeks ago

Bangor

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars look both ways

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By *ricky ToolMan 46 weeks ago

Craigavon

The Earth turns because Chuck Norris round-house kicked it

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Chuck Norris can hear the grass growing

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father!

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By *ricky ToolMan 46 weeks ago

Craigavon

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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago

"Chuck Norris has rode everyone on fab...

Twice

I think this wins the Internet today! Ain't you the cheeky chap! Must get my wooden spoon out 😁"

I'm waiting lol 😆 😌 🤣 🙃.

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

OMG the nostalgia

These are so funny 🤣🤣

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By *uddlyBear1972Man 46 weeks ago

Kingdom of Arnor, Meath

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are now known as giraffes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago

Long ago when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone ☎️....he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

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By *ricky ToolMan 46 weeks ago

Craigavon

If you can see Chuck Norris you may be minutes away from your doom. If you can't see Chuck Norris you are definitely minutes away from your doom.

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By *ricky ToolMan 46 weeks ago

Craigavon

When Chuck Norris is in a room and you turn out the lights, it stsys bright because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King 🤴....And got one 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂.

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By *usicman1982Man 46 weeks ago

Coalisland

"Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. "

Superb

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By *teamingmonkMan 46 weeks ago

Aughnacloy

Chuck norris doesnt wear a watch....he decides what time it is

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing his finger and saying 'Bang!!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago

When Chuck Norris was born,the only one who cried..was the Doctor 🤣🤣.

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By *of spadesMan 46 weeks ago

Kilkenny

When Chuck Norris was 7, he abused a Catholic priest.

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

When Chuck Norris daughter lost her virginity… he got it back

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

"Chuck norris was working on a movie with an actual lion. He sat beside it an it started growling. It's trainer straight away said

"Get up and walk away slowly without making eye contact"

So that's exactly what the lion did. "

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Guys asks Chuck Norris, "how many push ups can you do ?" ,

Chuck Norris replied "ALL OF THEM"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 46 weeks ago

Lucan

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...

He waits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands 🇻🇮 🇻🇬 🏝. They are now, The Islands 🏝.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 46 weeks ago

Lucan

Chuck Norris made a snowman out of rain.

A dinosaur once looked sideways at Chuck Norris. There are now no dinosaurs as a direct result.

A venn diagram of "creatures that Chuck Norris doesn't like" and "extinct species" is just one full circle.

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

ChatGPT asks Chuck Norris for the answers

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

A guy died and went to Heaven.

While looking through the Pearly Gates he saw Chuck Norris inside.

Surprised, the guy said to St. Peter, "I didn't know Chuck Norris was dead."

St. Peter replied, "That's God. He just thinks he's Chuck Norris."

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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago

Chuck Norris uses pepper 🌶 spray to season his steak 😋.

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By *rialbyfire1235Man 46 weeks ago

New Ross

Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting.

Because ‘hunting’ implies the possibility of failure.

Chuck Norris goes killing.

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By *aybmaybMan 46 weeks ago

Around,

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By *aybmaybMan 46 weeks ago

Around,

"Stupid auto correct 🙄

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience "

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By *aybmaybMan 46 weeks ago

Around,

Bonnie Blue just spent a minute with Chuck Norris. She has now retired satisfied.

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By *onnrodMan 46 weeks ago

moira

Chuck Norris pities BA Baracus..

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

It's said 80% of the earth surface is water. 80% of Chuck Norris' surface is his dick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he mis spells something. Oxford will change the spelling

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By *iggingforfireMan 46 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

Chuck Norris failed Chemistry at school as he only recognises the element of surprise.

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man 9 weeks ago

Limerick City

RIP Chuck 🙏 🫡. Legend

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By *eordie.Woman 9 weeks ago

The Sticks

I have no idea who this person is

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By *atie1910TV/TS 9 weeks ago

Tralee

Ronald Reagan once said there’s only two things to fear in life- fear itself and Chuck Norris

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By *obshortMan 9 weeks ago

Cork

"I have no idea who this person is"

OMG 😲

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By *att1210Man 9 weeks ago

blackrock

My Favourite

Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his house. The bears not dead its just terrified to move

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By *traight sligoguy67Man 9 weeks ago

sligo

He done a lie detector test and the machine confessed 🤣🤣🤣

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By *rutus321Man 9 weeks ago

Offaly

Chuck Norris will be carrying the coffin at his funeral

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