The tractor broke down before our meet lesson learnt never meet a farmer lesson learnt the only ploughing they do is of fields
Was meant to meet a fellow bogger but his turf was ready to be drawn home that evening so that was the only big load he was interested in
Was meant to be meeting a plumber but he has a burst pipe emergency so did not have the time to be laying pipe...
I could be here all day giving reasons  |
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I don't think I've many funny ones...
Latest one - his phone screen broke
Another one was that he decided to go to the gym instead.
Another forgot to charge his phone
One turned up but apparently "couldn't find me" so ordered us both a takeaway coffee and left. He messaged me 5 hours later. Presumably he drank the coffees. 🤷♀️
Then invited me to his house later that evening 🤣 |
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"My most recent even though we'd booked the hotel weeks before forgot he'd a work course to do late that Sunday evening 🙄"
Years ago I had someone not turn up because he forget he had newborn baby and a wife he had never mentioned must have slipped his mind |
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By *s Lolly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
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"My most recent even though we'd booked the hotel weeks before forgot he'd a work course to do late that Sunday evening 🙄
Years ago I had someone not turn up because he forget he had newborn baby and a wife he had never mentioned must have slipped his mind "
The aul case of fab short term memory loss 😂 |
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By *ariaxxxxCouple 3 weeks ago
Kent/London/Greater London |
I haven't had a meet cancelled here yet 🤞🍀
I've just been very lucky 🍀 with the 6 men I chose to meet on this & previous profiles here.
I had a last minute cancellation before on another app though, a dating site. I arrived at the bar for a social of the hotel where he was apparently staying.....
I text, "I'm here" (I made great effort to get ready & was very excited about this meet as we had chatted a long time & I really felt a connection)
Anyway.........His reply to my text "I'm a doctor & I've got an emergency call, I have to go" 
(He apparently travelled from another county 2hrs away)
He previously told me he worked in retail 🤭🤔
So I text back "You're not a Doctor"
His reply "I'm so sorry I am married & I cannot do it to my wife". He told me he was single until this disclosure.
I don't even think he was at the hotel tbh. & Guess what..........a few weeks later he asked to meet me again, like wtf. I obviously told him what I thought of the situ & blocked him. |
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"The tractor broke down before our meet lesson learnt never meet a farmer lesson learnt the only ploughing they do is of fields
Was meant to meet a fellow bogger but his turf was ready to be drawn home that evening so that was the only big load he was interested in
Was meant to be meeting a plumber but he has a burst pipe emergency so did not have the time to be laying pipe...
I could be here all day giving reasons "
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Savage lol |
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Went to meet a couple who wanted an MFM. Voice notes back and forth so was all good.
Arrived at said meeting point and it was just a bloke. Got a text then saying the two of us had to play together before she would come later to join.
Turns out there was never a F in this guys MFM. Needless to say, I booked it on out of there. |
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By *eturning MGMan 3 weeks ago
mayo galway roscommon sligo....West Of Ireland |
"Went to meet a couple who wanted an MFM. Voice notes back and forth so was all good.
Arrived at said meeting point and it was just a bloke. Got a text then saying the two of us had to play together before she would come later to join.
Turns out there was never a F in this guys MFM. Needless to say, I booked it on out of there."
I think we all saw that plot twist coming 🤣🤣 |
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"I haven't had a meet cancelled here yet 🤞🍀
I've just been very lucky 🍀 with the 6 men I chose to meet on this & previous profiles here.
I had a last minute cancellation before on another app though, a dating site. I arrived at the bar for a social of the hotel where he was apparently staying.....
I text, "I'm here" (I made great effort to get ready & was very excited about this meet as we had chatted a long time & I really felt a connection)
Anyway.........His reply to my text "I'm a doctor & I've got an emergency call, I have to go"
(He apparently travelled from another county 2hrs away)
He previously told me he worked in retail 🤭🤔
So I text back "You're not a Doctor"
His reply "I'm so sorry I am married & I cannot do it to my wife". He told me he was single until this disclosure.
I don't even think he was at the hotel tbh. & Guess what..........a few weeks later he asked to meet me again, like wtf. I obviously told him what I thought of the situ & blocked him."
That's a bit harsh. You could of used it to your advantage by telling him your were a free lance journalist doing an exclusive on Walter Mitty sex addicts who can't commit to a meet! |
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By *ariaxxxxCouple 3 weeks ago
Kent/London/Greater London |
"I haven't had a meet cancelled here yet 🤞🍀
I've just been very lucky 🍀 with the 6 men I chose to meet on this & previous profiles here.
I had a last minute cancellation before on another app though, a dating site. I arrived at the bar for a social of the hotel where he was apparently staying.....
I text, "I'm here" (I made great effort to get ready & was very excited about this meet as we had chatted a long time & I really felt a connection)
Anyway.........His reply to my text "I'm a doctor & I've got an emergency call, I have to go"
(He apparently travelled from another county 2hrs away)
He previously told me he worked in retail 🤭🤔
So I text back "You're not a Doctor"
His reply "I'm so sorry I am married & I cannot do it to my wife". He told me he was single until this disclosure.
I don't even think he was at the hotel tbh. & Guess what..........a few weeks later he asked to meet me again, like wtf. I obviously told him what I thought of the situ & blocked him.
That's a bit harsh. You could of used it to your advantage by telling him your were a free lance journalist doing an exclusive on Walter Mitty sex addicts who can't commit to a meet! "
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭 A Journalist Catching out the fantasists & love cheats ✌️
I laugh now at his first excuse, called to an emergency & it 2 hrs away & he telling me he's a Doctor 🤭 |
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She said a guy had turned up unexpectedly at her house to do some gardening.....a tidy bush was obviously worth more than one in the hand....
Thing is I am a dab hand at topiary.....but her bush will never know what great shape it could have been in.
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lol.. yeah I had some guy claim he’d had an accident on the way to meet.. he totally didn’t. And promptly disappeared..
sigh..
another dude claimed he’d fainted in the shower and had to go to hospital..
🙄
Sure..
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"lol.. yeah I had some guy claim he’d had an accident on the way to meet.. he totally didn’t. And promptly disappeared..
sigh..
another dude claimed he’d fainted in the shower and had to go to hospital..
🙄
Sure..
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To lose one may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness 😇 |
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By *ombikerMan 3 weeks ago
the right side of the river |
"The tractor broke down before our meet lesson learnt never meet a farmer lesson learnt the only ploughing they do is of fields
Was meant to meet a fellow bogger but his turf was ready to be drawn home that evening so that was the only big load he was interested in
Was meant to be meeting a plumber but he has a burst pipe emergency so did not have the time to be laying pipe...
I could be here all day giving reasons "
I don't have a tractor.
Do you fancy a coffee
Sure worth a shot  |
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