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"Inappropriate touching within the first few minutes. Once had a fella try to open my dress buttons 5 minutes in"
I once had a woman try to tickle me in a coffee shop in Castlecourt shopping centre, in the middle of the afternoon in Belfast. |
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"Inappropriate touching within the first few minutes. Once had a fella try to open my dress buttons 5 minutes in
I once had a woman try to tickle me in a coffee shop in Castlecourt shopping centre, in the middle of the afternoon in Belfast."
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By *ealmc1973Man 40 weeks ago
Limerick, Clare, Tipperary |
"What in your opinion makes a bad coffee meet "
No show and no coffee?
In my opinion, any meet is as good as one make it, OK, there might be no spark or attraction in the real life, however, having a cup of hot beverage and small talk for 15-20 minutes with some stranger, which you know one will never meet again, is great exercise in social manners and conversation skills.
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I never had a bad meet, although some I still wonder about.
A woman asking for money,
a woman assuming we would have sex straightaway,
a woman where I knew something was off. I left, and watched from a distance and saw her get into a car in the carpark, and a man drove her away.
And of course, a wonderful meet, coffee, and a walk, great chat... I was smitten. And she said no thanks. |
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By *og-Man OP Man 40 weeks ago
somewhere |
a woman where I knew something was off. I left, and watched from a distance and saw her get into a car in the carpark, and a man drove her away
That's a thing in some couple relationships
Ive seen husbands drop their wives to socials in a hotel and collect them the next morning
Its just their thing but maybe she could have mentioned it as maybe they were also trying it out for the first time |
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Showing up for the coffee, walking over to your car, getting in, not wanting to go into the coffee shop, or even get a coffee. Whipping a cock out and saying sure coffee is only a decoy for sex!
Had another coffee where he ordered coffee, cake & a drink and never even offered to pay for his own let alone mine  |
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"Showing up for the coffee, walking over to your car, getting in, not wanting to go into the coffee shop, or even get a coffee. Whipping a cock out and saying sure coffee is only a decoy for sex!
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Jaysus!!  |
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- Having someone in front of me grumbling like a knuckle dragging troglodyte where I could't understand a word said 
- Person answering "Yes" and "No" and when there were no awkward silences decides to blurt out "The world's ending this Wednesday" because a few computers in work went down (Slow steps were taken to the left and valuables behind at that meet)
- Person made zero effort to fix herself up (greasy hair and scruffy). I wouldn't mind but it was at her place! Then told me I could go make a cuppa tea if I wanted one while she sat watching Ryan Tubridy on THE LATE LATE SHOW It gets spookier but think Kathy Bates in Misery 
Some of the above were from another site so not about you Dear xx |
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By *ealmc1973Man 40 weeks ago
Limerick, Clare, Tipperary |
"SWhipping a cock out and saying sure coffee is only a decoy for sex!
...in the coffee shop? Wow, some balls on that fella 
You didn't read my comment he jumped into my car"
I did, just missed this little nuance |
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By *ustBoWoman 40 weeks ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
When we walk back to our cars after a coffee meet and then he decided that it should be more than a coffee meet,he leans in for a kiss pins my arms down and starts pulling at my clothes. When I get a hand free and push him away shouting at him what the hell.did he think he was playing at he replies you're on fab I thought you'd be up for it .
Or maybe the guy who showed up being at least 10 years older and twice the size he was in his pics. Mind you I didn't stay for coffee that time so that probably doesn't count .
To be fair the good coffee meets far outweigh the bad that I've had. |
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Am I a lucky duck or what.
Never had a bad coffee meet.
Did have whip out my jumper cables and give a lady a boost once. She left her car lights on in her excitement at the thought of meeting me. The spark from my jump leads have lead to many moments of electrifying passion since.
No such thing as bad coffee, just wrong cups....☕️ |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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Awkward chat
Being touchey
Trying to lob the gob on me
Expecting a bj in the car or something because I've met them for a coffee
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By *astelloWoman 40 weeks ago
Far far away |
Not showing up. I had a coffee meet with a random man after a no show. It was actually lovely. He just thought l was a very confident women sitting down to join him.
Him being my non fab coffee meet. |
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Someone who looks nothing like photos.
Stoners talking shite.
Always me making conversation (massive turnoff) hate awkward silence.
Running other fabbers down because they are doing the same thing they are 🤷♂️
And generally people who's up there own ass. |
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Nothing that hasn’t been mentioned already, but In no order of preference: bad smokers breath when they said they didn’t smoke, them being boozed up & drove across town to meet for coffee, look nothing like their pics, a stop-stat conversation with too many silences, mismatched sense of humor. |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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Knocking back booze like there's no tomorrow and then driving home. I know we met in a bar but she drove there and drove about 30km home after four drinks.
That's not the only time that happened.
I met a woman off tinder for a coffee in a hotel lobby at 11am. I ordered a flat white and she ordered a Guinness. Hair of the dog she said. Half an hour later I ordered another coffee and she ordered another Guinness! That's a lot of hair before midday.
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The awkward are you here messages because they look nothing like their picture is a bad start, with the right banter can be pulled back.
Zero chat or awkward "nice weather" conversation.
Or as has been mentioned a few times a lets skip the coffee and you can have the honor of giving me a bj in the carkpark... lucky lady - T
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"Knocking back booze like there's no tomorrow and then driving home. I know we met in a bar but she drove there and drove about 30km home after four drinks.
That's not the only time that happened.
I met a woman off tinder for a coffee in a hotel lobby at 11am. I ordered a flat white and she ordered a Guinness. Hair of the dog she said. Half an hour later I ordered another coffee and she ordered another Guinness! That's a lot of hair before midday.
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Jesus....red flags for sure.
Also on a side note if for some mad reason u had have gone there later, you would have had to contend with Guinness farts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ewwww. |
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Time keeping i can forgive. Blatant lies, instant no. Hygenine definitely.
Oh, and shit coffee 
