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By *theplumber OP   Man 34 weeks ago

I Work on the road, you'll see me everywhere

Many men say that can do it,

Many women enjoy it,

Many women say they can't squirt but with the right man its always possible.

Im talking fire hose squirting, not dribbling out.

Whats folks opinions on squirting.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple 34 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

1 - It's Pee. It's fine that it's pee. Just accept it as part of the business of enjoying various vaginas.

2 - It doesn't mean she had an orgasm they are unconnected.

3 - Not all women will squirt and trying to force it is annoying and not pleasurable so don't even try

4 - Many women are embarrassed / inconvenienced by it so men should be reassuring and kind about it.

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By *orknmindy21Couple 34 weeks ago

Newtownards

Totally agree with that its just pee 🤔

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By *ungry CatCouple 34 weeks ago

Belfast


"1 - It's Pee. It's fine that it's pee. Just accept it as part of the business of enjoying various vaginas.

2 - It doesn't mean she had an orgasm they are unconnected.

3 - Not all women will squirt and trying to force it is annoying and not pleasurable so don't even try

4 - Many women are embarrassed / inconvenienced by it so men should be reassuring and kind about it."

💯

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By *ungry CatCouple 34 weeks ago

Belfast

Now sit back and wait for comments like:

*"It's not pee, I tasted it, it's sweet"

* "It's not pee - I've seen it come out of a different place" 😂

* "But the SKEEENNEEES gland"

😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago

I can make any woman squirt with this one simple trick!

Whether you like it or not!

Honestly guys write about making women squirt with such pride you think they'd made a Nobel prize level discovery.

Its not hard lads. Some women find it much easier to squirt than they do to have an orgasm.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman 34 weeks ago

Newry

I wish we could stop saying "can squirt" like it's an achievement to unlock and those who "can't" just aren't lucky enough to have learned the skills required.

No matter what it is or isn't, some women do, some don't, some don't give a flying fiddler's for it, and some wish those floodgates were never opened because it's damned inconvenient sometimes

Just don't rummage in my vagina like you're trying to get the last crumbs out of a crisp packet. It's really not pleasant.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman 34 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

I avoid anyone that mentions it as its usually followed up by a very unpleasant and quite frankly painful experience. Not every vagina is the same. Not every woman wants 4 fingers jammed into her faster than the speed of light

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By *aagirlWoman 34 weeks ago

Laois, Carlow, Kildare

Its a massive turn on for some guys and when done right it feels amazing, why are people so sensitive about what it is etc..

Its a forum about opinion do you like it, have you done it, relax with the pee word most people don't care 🤷🏼‍♀️

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By *og-ManMan 34 weeks ago

somewhere

So can men squirt with a horn on them

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By *theplumber OP   Man 34 weeks ago

I Work on the road, you'll see me everywhere

What about a lady squirting during anal.

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago

I can squirt multiple times!

No idea what the liquid is!

Varies after 12 pints

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago


"Its a massive turn on for some guys and when done right it feels amazing, why are people so sensitive about what it is etc..

Its a forum about opinion do you like it, have you done it, relax with the pee word most people don't care 🤷🏼‍♀️"

For me its the 'any women can do it' assumption. The implication is that if someone can't do it then their body is wrong or the technique is. But really not every body squirts.

Also The Great Squirt Debate is traditional and funny.

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By *aagirlWoman 34 weeks ago

Laois, Carlow, Kildare


"Its a massive turn on for some guys and when done right it feels amazing, why are people so sensitive about what it is etc..

Its a forum about opinion do you like it, have you done it, relax with the pee word most people don't care 🤷🏼‍♀️

For me its the 'any women can do it' assumption. The implication is that if someone can't do it then their body is wrong or the technique is. But really not every body squirts.

Also The Great Squirt Debate is traditional and funny."

Well its a talking point on a Wednesday alright

Its a topic people are sensitive about if they havnt

I didnt know i could squirt until I joined fab and met some talented hand work, didn't hurt and it was a turn on all around so its down to the the pairing if its done right or wrong (or the toys if ive time to change the sheets 😉)

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By *h-to-be-NefertariWoman 34 weeks ago

galway


"I wish we could stop saying "can squirt" like it's an achievement to unlock and those who "can't" just aren't lucky enough to have learned the skills required.

No matter what it is or isn't, some women do, some don't, some don't give a flying fiddler's for it, and some wish those floodgates were never opened because it's damned inconvenient sometimes

Just don't rummage in my vagina like you're trying to get the last crumbs out of a crisp packet. It's really not pleasant."

Love the packet of crisps part lol.

But you are so right, I can only do it with certain toys or certain guys. Some try too hard with the wrong technique and that’s just uncomfortable and tedious.

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago

Does it not leave a bit of a mess. Much like wetting the bed.??

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By *h-to-be-NefertariWoman 34 weeks ago

galway


"Does it not leave a bit of a mess. Much like wetting the bed.??"

Unfortunately yes it does leave quite the mess so it’s best to have some towels to hand and the clean sheets at the ready.

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By *aagirlWoman 34 weeks ago

Laois, Carlow, Kildare


"Does it not leave a bit of a mess. Much like wetting the bed.??"

Preparation is key

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By *theplumber OP   Man 34 weeks ago

I Work on the road, you'll see me everywhere

Best option is when you book the hotel room, book 2 beds,

Let the company pay for them.

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago

It's not all about the hands either. in certain positions it can happen hands-free, hot on the cock or so I'm told

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By *oldByMarCouple 34 weeks ago

playa de ingles


"I wish we could stop saying "can squirt" like it's an achievement to unlock and those who "can't" just aren't lucky enough to have learned the skills required.

No matter what it is or isn't, some women do, some don't, some don't give a flying fiddler's for it, and some wish those floodgates were never opened because it's damned inconvenient sometimes

Just don't rummage in my vagina like you're trying to get the last crumbs out of a crisp packet. It's really not pleasant."

As the song 🎵 goes

Some girls will

Some girls won’t some girls need a lot a lovin

Some girls don’t 🎵🎵🎵

Would that be a Tayto or Hunky Doreys packet 😂😂

You know you can’t kid a tayto kid

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By *immysgotjizzMan 34 weeks ago

kildare

If it happens it happens, it shouldn't be a goal.

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago


"It's not all about the hands either. in certain positions it can happen hands-free, hot on the cock or so I'm told"

I have personally witnessed squirting as a result of a penis being pushed quite firmly down a throat.

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan 34 weeks ago

DUBLIN

I have experienced two ladies squirting in recent years. Quite an amazing thing to witness and you know you are doing something right when it happens.

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago

For the guys asking in private whats the trick, it's hard to explain but you have to insert the mint before you go in with the chilli oil on the rubber glove.

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By *om TangoMan 34 weeks ago

Tedavnet Co.Monaghan

Some girls will

Some girls won't

Some girls need a lot of foreplay

And, uh, some girls don't

Well, I know I've got the G-spot but

I don't know why?

Some say they will

And some girls lie

So here I am poking at you

Not really knowing what to do

My heart is feeling something new

Nervously, I turn away from you

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By *iscuits8Man 34 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham


"For the guys asking in private whats the trick, it's hard to explain but you have to insert the mint before you go in with the chilli oil on the rubber glove."

Ahhh I see 🤔

(*puts the Mentos & Coke back in the press*)

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan 34 weeks ago

DUBLIN

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan 34 weeks ago

DUBLIN


"For the guys asking in private whats the trick, it's hard to explain but you have to insert the mint before you go in with the chilli oil on the rubber glove."

Not true-just good with your tongue and knowing where to press with a finger(or two)

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago


"For the guys asking in private whats the trick, it's hard to explain but you have to insert the mint before you go in with the chilli oil on the rubber glove.

Ahhh I see 🤔

(*puts the Mentos & Coke back in the press*)"

Your thinking of gushing.

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By *ust_us999Couple 34 weeks ago

Somewhere

Mrs. Does quite easily and Mr. Loves getting the Mrs. To that point (as do other couples )

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By *ex coupleCouple 34 weeks ago

wexford


"Its a massive turn on for some guys and when done right it feels amazing, why are people so sensitive about what it is etc..

Its a forum about opinion do you like it, have you done it, relax with the pee word most people don't care 🤷🏼‍♀️"

Totally agree with you

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By *obSexyBMan 34 weeks ago

Clare


"So can men squirt with a horn on them "

Can men do a pee on a horn?,you ask. Yes,some can

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By *aagirlWoman 34 weeks ago

Laois, Carlow, Kildare


"Best option is when you book the hotel room, book 2 beds,

Let the company pay for them."

Hahahahaha but next time wet the single bed 🤣🤣🤣

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By *aagirlWoman 34 weeks ago

Laois, Carlow, Kildare


"It's not all about the hands either. in certain positions it can happen hands-free, hot on the cock or so I'm told"

This is true ive often squirt when im on top and cumming

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By *nna and CorkianCouple 34 weeks ago

Laois


"Just don't rummage in my vagina like you're trying to get the last crumbs out of a crisp packet. It's really not pleasant."

This made me laugh out loud. Thanks!

It's himself here. One thing I've learned since joining fab is that squirting is far more common than I would have thought before. One look at the bedsheets halfway through a party will tell you that!

Yes, it's absolutely disconnected from orgasm, even if the two can happen at the same time. For some it's a flood, for some a trickle. Always a mix of some sort of specific stimulation and horniness.

Inconvenient? Yes. Hot and a turn on? Absolutely. The guys who express undue interest or claim to be "able to make any woman squirt" are generally a turn off - it's definitely a trophy hunt for some and it's clear they're in it less for the woman's satisfaction and more for their own ego.

But when it's free and easy, that's something special.

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By *agneyandhutchCouple 34 weeks ago

lucan

I'm interested to know, especially to those ladies who squirt easily, do you tell prospective play mates so they are aware of what could happen? Cagney.

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By *nna and CorkianCouple 34 weeks ago

Laois


"I'm interested to know, especially to those ladies who squirt easily, do you tell prospective play mates so they are aware of what could happen? Cagney. "

In my experience, if a woman squirts easily and prodigiously the there's usually advance talk of it so I know what to expect.

If it's a less frequent occurrence for her it's less likely to be discussed in advance unless the topic comes up in conversation.

Peter

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago


"I'm interested to know, especially to those ladies who squirt easily, do you tell prospective play mates so they are aware of what could happen? Cagney. "

Any of my partners that are aware of it would give a heads up and most have their own splash blanket.

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By *irdnBorisMan 34 weeks ago

meath

First time i exsperienced a lady squirting she told me what to exspect oh wow i was in for a treat luv the taste step right up ladies i would be lucky lol havent had any meets in a good while but thats the way it goes

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple 34 weeks ago

Westmeath The West.


"Now sit back and wait for comments like:

*"It's not pee, I tasted it, it's sweet"

* "It's not pee - I've seen it come out of a different place" 😂

* "But the SKEEENNEEES gland"

😂😂😂"

It's sad that those ladies who enjoy watersports had to resort to making it some special mythical achievement in order for men to participate!🙄

Many men would run a mile from taking part in watersports, but tell them they're special if they can do it, and they que up!!! 😂

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By *antra MassageMan 34 weeks ago

a village near you.


"I can make any woman squirt with this one simple trick!

Whether you like it or not!

Honestly guys write about making women squirt with such pride you think they'd made a Nobel prize level discovery.

Its not hard lads. Some women find it much easier to squirt than they do to have an orgasm."

Interesting, Grasshopper.

But can you make her hoover it back in again.

Now, that's special.

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By *aagirlWoman 34 weeks ago

Laois, Carlow, Kildare


"I'm interested to know, especially to those ladies who squirt easily, do you tell prospective play mates so they are aware of what could happen? Cagney. "

Yeah id probably bring it up talking about turn ons but guys that have the technique you can tell, id then advise to pause and grab a towel

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By *ombikerMan 34 weeks ago

the right side of the river

I used to "see" a lady who was a squirter as I see it described here. We used to use the "sex blankets" but was a large beach towel to try not destroy the furniture or bed or floor, you get the idea. On some "durrrty weekends away" if a hotel room had a big bath that was also used. It can be lots of fun but preparation is required if extensive clean up operations are to be avoided.

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By *ubblyeveWoman 34 weeks ago

Tipp

I am a squiter I can tell you now it's not pee. It comes from a gland that is beside the bladder yes but not from the bladder

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By *elle111Woman 34 weeks ago

NI

It’s mortifying for me when it happens absolutely mortifying and I’d rather not thanks. Definitely nothing worse than jumping onto a space to realise someone has squirted there.

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By *he KakapoMan 34 weeks ago

A nice rock


"Many men say that can do it,

"

Wait.... like out my bumhole?

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By *og-ManMan 34 weeks ago

somewhere


"It’s mortifying for me when it happens absolutely mortifying and I’d rather not thanks. Definitely nothing worse than jumping onto a space to realise someone has squirted there. "

How about putting on your clothes that were on the bedroom floor to find them cold and soaked and then having to drive to your hotel naked because your car is 10 hours old with leather seats

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By *elle111Woman 34 weeks ago

NI


"How about putting on your clothes that were on the bedroom floor to find them cold and soaked and then having to drive to your hotel naked because your car is 10 hours old with leather seats "
haha see that’s why I love u lol anyone else would put the wet clothes on lol

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago


"It’s mortifying for me when it happens absolutely mortifying and I’d rather not thanks. Definitely nothing worse than jumping onto a space to realise someone has squirted there.

How about putting on your clothes that were on the bedroom floor to find them cold and soaked and then having to drive to your hotel naked because your car is 10 hours old with leather seats "

I knew this was you without scrolling up to see your name 😂

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By *imerick ladyWoman 34 weeks ago

suburbs


"I wish we could stop saying "can squirt" like it's an achievement to unlock and those who "can't" just aren't lucky enough to have learned the skills required.

No matter what it is or isn't, some women do, some don't, some don't give a flying fiddler's for it, and some wish those floodgates were never opened because it's damned inconvenient sometimes

Just don't rummage in my vagina like you're trying to get the last crumbs out of a crisp packet. It's really not pleasant.

Love the packet of crisps part lol.

But you are so right, I can only do it with certain toys or certain guys. Some try too hard with the wrong technique and that’s just uncomfortable and tedious. "

Same as x

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By *irishladMan 34 weeks ago

North County Dublin


"It’s mortifying for me when it happens absolutely mortifying and I’d rather not thanks. Definitely nothing worse than jumping onto a space to realise someone has squirted there.

How about putting on your clothes that were on the bedroom floor to find them cold and soaked and then having to drive to your hotel naked because your car is 10 hours old with leather seats "

This story never gets old !

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By *elfastDMan 34 weeks ago

belfast

I experienced it for the first time last year and now I’m a big fan!

I was warned it could happen, in fact it turned out she had been resisting the urges previously, so when we both relaxed about it the experience was even better (hotter and wetter)

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago


"I can make any woman squirt with this one simple trick!

Whether you like it or not!

Honestly guys write about making women squirt with such pride you think they'd made a Nobel prize level discovery.

Its not hard lads. Some women find it much easier to squirt than they do to have an orgasm.

Interesting, Grasshopper.

But can you make her hoover it back in again.

Now, that's special. "

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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