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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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Did you ever get a present that made you think 'god no, you've got me all wrong' and it's hard to say thank you. Tell me about it! My cat dropped a dead shrew at my feet today, clearly thinking she'd done a great thing but nooooo, she got me all wrong  |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Did you ever get a present that made you think 'god no, you've got me all wrong' and it's hard to say thank you. Tell me about it! My cat dropped a dead shrew at my feet today, clearly thinking she'd done a great thing but nooooo, she got me all wrong "
Poor shrew, tamed to death by an overzealous pussy. Sounds like a good way to go 🤔 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"Haha imagine ur car bring back peoples washing and thinking they did you proud a friend of mine had that happen and she hung the washing on her front gate hoping someone would take it back 🤣🤣"
😳😂😂😂 |
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For me, a teddy bear from a boyfriend. If I'm old enough to have a bf I'm too old for teddies. No no no, I don't understand grown women with teddy bears and the likes. Went into the nearest bin....the guy! Teddy went to charity. |
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By *iscuits8Man 34 weeks ago
Dublin / Meath / Birmingham |
"Ah now you couldn't upset your mother. Do you wear it I'm her presence during the year? "
Ah I do... quarter zip knit tops just make me feel about 20 years older than I am. They're not "me"! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"Ah now you couldn't upset your mother. Do you wear it I'm her presence during the year?
Ah I do... quarter zip knit tops just make me feel about 20 years older than I am. They're not "me"!"
You're not that kinda man.
these presents really tell us who the givers want us to be 😂😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"Someone bought me a lime green mankini for my birthday once.
Like wtf?
What sort of pervert do they think I am going around with my bits hanging out? "
Your bits aren't supposed to be hanging out of it. Maybe it's too small, try it on and post a pic so we can assess this properly  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"Someone bought me a lime green mankini for my birthday once.
Like wtf?
What sort of pervert do they think I am going around with my bits hanging out?
Your bits aren't supposed to be hanging out of it. Maybe it's too small, try it on and post a pic so we can assess this properly "
Actually I see the issue. If you put the pool cue away it might fit better  |
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"Did you ever get a present that made you think 'god no, you've got me all wrong' and it's hard to say thank you. Tell me about it! My cat dropped a dead shrew at my feet today, clearly thinking she'd done a great thing but nooooo, she got me all wrong "
Weird. I saved a shrew yesterday from neighbours 2 murderous cats.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Did you ever get a present that made you think 'god no, you've got me all wrong' and it's hard to say thank you. Tell me about it! My cat dropped a dead shrew at my feet today, clearly thinking she'd done a great thing but nooooo, she got me all wrong
Weird. I saved a shrew yesterday from neighbours 2 murderous cats.
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Maybe there's an abundance of shrews |
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By *rnicaMan 33 weeks ago
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"Did you ever get a present that made you think 'god no, you've got me all wrong' and it's hard to say thank you. Tell me about it! My cat dropped a dead shrew at my feet today, clearly thinking she'd done a great thing but nooooo, she got me all wrong
Weird. I saved a shrew yesterday from neighbours 2 murderous cats.
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Shrewd move...
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I got beard wax and conditioner once, the small bit of beard (goatee) I did have was always kept no.1 on the clippers so made no sense....
So I grew it out to make her happy... 😂
Fucking pain in the arse having to do a beard like a head of hair, conditioner, wax, comb.. More so when I don't have a head of hair to go with it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"I got beard wax and conditioner once, the small bit of beard (goatee) I did have was always kept no.1 on the clippers so made no sense....
So I grew it out to make her happy... 😂
Fucking pain in the arse having to do a beard like a head of hair, conditioner, wax, comb.. More so when I don't have a head of hair to go with it."
😂😂😂 Another one of those not so subtle hinty gifts 😂😂 |
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"Did you ever get a present that made you think 'god no, you've got me all wrong' and it's hard to say thank you. Tell me about it! My cat dropped a dead shrew at my feet today, clearly thinking she'd done a great thing but nooooo, she got me all wrong "
Maybe it wasn't a present but more of a threat along the lines of..
"I am capable of murder, meet my every demand or else!"
Cats are evil fuckers! |
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By *rRiosMan 33 weeks ago
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"Did you ever get a present that made you think 'god no, you've got me all wrong' and it's hard to say thank you. Tell me about it! My cat dropped a dead shrew at my feet today, clearly thinking she'd done a great thing but nooooo, she got me all wrong
Weird. I saved a shrew yesterday from neighbours 2 murderous cats.
Shrewd move...
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By *astelloWoman 33 weeks ago
Far far away |
I've a friend who always buys my gifts with herself in mind. When l get some gaudy green bobble earrings l was like ..you don't know me at all... inevitably l give them back a few months later and she's delighted... she's shrewd... |
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