After days of flirty messaging with a couple & getting everything arranged to meet this evening, it's just been cancelled 
So now I'm home alone, disappointed & wound up for shenanigans that aren't going to happen.
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Have a wank 🙃"
Haha I suppose it's the next best thing really.
10 minutes and your done. You've got the whole evening to yourself and a big smile on your face.  |
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"Have a sit down wee!
Like in the middle of the night so you don't have to turn on the light  "
No, I just walk slowly forward on the dark until the tip of my cock hits the toilet, then move forward another 4 inches  |
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By *og-ManMan 33 weeks ago
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"Have a sit down wee!
Like in the middle of the night so you don't have to turn on the light
No, I just walk slowly forward on the dark until the tip of my cock hits the toilet, then move forward another 4 inches "
How can ya piss with a horn  |
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"Have a sit down wee!
Like in the middle of the night so you don't have to turn on the light
No, I just walk slowly forward on the dark until the tip of my cock hits the toilet, then move forward another 4 inches
How can ya piss with a horn "
If I have a horn I just stay walking til it hits the toilet cistern & then go back 8 inches
And yes, it can be done, allegedly  |
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"Have a sit down wee!
Like in the middle of the night so you don't have to turn on the light
No, I just walk slowly forward on the dark until the tip of my cock hits the toilet, then move forward another 4 inches
How can ya piss with a horn
If I have a horn I just stay walking til it hits the toilet cistern & then go back 8 inches
And yes, it can be done, allegedly "
I can pee with a stiffy, it's not actually that difficult to do, just drink loads. Had to laugh when some bloke on here years ago said he had trained his dick to pee when it was hard. I asked him wha
t training he did and he blocked me lol |
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