Dirk had his first wank on the same day as I happened to be away that week.
Our sex life resumed as normal when I got back home.
Certain positions were uncomfortable for him for a while (mainly doggy, when balls properly swing about), but other than that no real change in frequency nor any other discomfort.
I'd say having children definitely impact people's sex life more than a vasectomy 😅
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"Sex whenever you're comfortable with it but make sure you're using contraception until you get the all clear after 2 separate sperm tests
Your doctor will explain all this to you
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They told me over the phone about a single test done 16 weeks after the procedure. I'll make sure to double check with them |
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By *om TangoMan 31 weeks ago
Tedavnet Co.Monaghan |
Painless enough. Depending on everyone’s pain tolerance. I was back to work next day. Keep it clean. Wash that area a few times a day. Next 20-30 shots out of you are still live rounds so follow up on the tests. Nothing to fear with the op. It’s more down to each person keeping clean |
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It's been several years since I had it but nothing more than a bit of discomfort for a day or two. Definitely makes your sex life so much more enjoyable once you have all clear and no more swimmers! Cum still looks the same and you can relax knowing you're a safe fuck for the lady! |
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"Sex whenever you're comfortable with it but make sure you're using contraception until you get the all clear after 2 separate sperm tests
Your doctor will explain all this to you
16 weeks or 35ish ejaculations 😊
They told me over the phone about a single test done 16 weeks after the procedure. I'll make sure to double check with them"
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"I have my appointment done for the 13th of November.
I know I won't be able to lift heavy weights for two weeks, what about sex?
Any advice from who has done it already?
Thanks"
I'd definitely leave it a few weeks before you go hanging heavy weights from your bollix.
My brother tells the story of how he presumed the nursing staff were cooking up their bacon butties for breakfast outside, before he realised that the smell of burning flesh was coming from down below |
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Had it done a few years back. As others have said not really painful its more uncomfortable. But quick overall. Walked out paid the bill and headed off. In the days that followed my balls were badly bruised , seriously they looked like they were in a head on crash and were very tender but this passed after 3-4 days. I avoided doing any lifting for the few days. The standout moment for me overall though was cumming the first time afterwards it went off like a fire hose really really intense orgasm. |
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"Dirk had his first wank on the same day as I happened to be away that week.
Our sex life resumed as normal when I got back home.
Certain positions were uncomfortable for him for a while (mainly doggy, when balls properly swing about), but other than that no real change in frequency nor any other discomfort.
I'd say having children definitely impact people's sex life more than a vasectomy 😅
Missus "
I agree about the children bit for sure. Not that I’d swap them for anything in the world. My vasectomy went fine and got back in action after a few days. Herself was able to come off the pill after the two tests so that was the goal  |
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By *oradMan 31 weeks ago
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Done ages ago. Peace of mind. They Laser the tubes and a tiny incission. Like others said, painless - its a bit like getting a needle.. the apprehension is FAR for than the reality. 24hrs you should be normal but your semen is still seeded until the pipes have been repeatedly emptied. Its the one time your Mrs will be encouraging you to heavily wank.
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Thank you for the advices. I'm reading them all and taking notes.
Mrs. Has an IUD, but gf doesn't and we almost had an accident a few weeks ago.
Emptying the pipes won't be a problem, give me a week or two and these 35 shots will be done😏😂
I have an autistic boy, Mrs. has an autistic and diabetic girl and the gf also has her daughter. That's enough kids already 😂😂
Thank you all again |
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"Thank you for the advices. I'm reading them all and taking notes.
Mrs. Has an IUD, but gf doesn't and we almost had an accident a few weeks ago.
Emptying the pipes won't be a problem, give me a week or two and these 35 shots will be done😏😂
I have an autistic boy, Mrs. has an autistic and diabetic girl and the gf also has her daughter. That's enough kids already 😂😂
Thank you all again"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Look at you Billy Big Bollox. Wife, girlfriend and your on here as well seeking out a bit of flesh. Fuck me, it’s not a vasectomy you need, it’s a pair of pants to keep it in.
Paracetamol every few hours, no hot shower or bath for a day, nothing strenuous for a few days and you’ll be right as rain and like a big train coming down that line for the ladies. |
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Look at you Billy Big Bollox. Wife, girlfriend and your on here as well seeking out a bit of flesh. Fuck me, it’s not a vasectomy you need, it’s a pair of pants to keep it in.
Paracetamol every few hours, no hot shower or bath for a day, nothing strenuous for a few days and you’ll be right as rain and like a big train coming down that line for the ladies."
😂😂😂😂😂
Mrs. and I had a great laught now 😂😂
Enjoying the best of ourselves after losing more than 30kg myself this year and changing lifestyle.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Look at you Billy Big Bollox. Wife, girlfriend and your on here as well seeking out a bit of flesh. Fuck me, it’s not a vasectomy you need, it’s a pair of pants to keep it in.
Paracetamol every few hours, no hot shower or bath for a day, nothing strenuous for a few days and you’ll be right as rain and like a big train coming down that line for the ladies.
😂😂😂😂😂
Mrs. and I had a great laught now 😂😂
Enjoying the best of ourselves after losing more than 30kg myself this year and changing lifestyle.
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It was meant in a witty way. Fair play to on the weight loss. |
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