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By *ollypop9 OP Woman 28 weeks ago
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Good morning and happy Weekend.
To ease us into the Christmas spirit, why not share your best naughty Christmas jokes....
I'll start, not a great one, but only one I could think of right now...
Why doesn’t Santa have kids of his own?
He only comes once a year. |
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Rich man and a poor man chatting. Poor man asks the rich man what he bought is wife for Christmas. Rich man says I got her a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. Poor man says why did you get her both? Rich man says well if she doesn’t like the ring she can return in the Mercedes. And still be happy.
Rich man asks the poor man what he got his wife for Christmas. He says I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo. Rich man says why did you get her both? Poor man says, if she doesn’t like the slippers she can go fuck herself. |
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