So look, we listen and we don't judge.
So ever since the LOTR saga came out I've had a thing for Rosie (samwises wife).
Just wondering if there would be a woman out there (preference if she's of hobbit proportions) that would be interested in a LOTR role play. I've found hairy hobbit slippers on amazon which would be ideal.
So I'll set the scene,
She's on her back, hobbit feet in the air, I'm working my way down south on my journey to mordor. When I get to her ring I'll say "my precious" and she will go "nnnoooooo golum nooooo" and rip off my prosthetic elf ears.
Must be good with prosthetic elf ears and being called a filthy half-ling |
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Im actually quite tall for a hobbit 
On a serious note i cant with the feet. I mean i dont like feet in general but i cant deal with hobbit feet. Especially the close up in the fellowship when they run into merry pippin and fall out of the field and land on each other |
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