Both Dook and Dork will not be able to make it in today. Time will be needed to recover from a session of taking incredibly hot pics. The photographer pulled a muscle in his lens during the process.

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By *elanie De La CoeurTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Dublin

Mr Wandering purpose will not be at work as there's something wrong with his eye. He can't see himself coming in today.

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By *rchimedes500Man 14 weeks ago

city

Haha. I can imagine how this would go

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By *adger BrocMan 14 weeks ago

North Cork

Archimedes will not be in today as his skin is all wrinkly from spending too much time in the bath. Its a matter of principle.

🛁

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By *heeky_and_TroubleCouple 14 weeks ago

Dublin

Badger will not be in work today as he has a thorn stuck between his rocks and a hard place

-Trouble

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By *exyScientistsCouple 14 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Badger will not be in work today as he has a thorn stuck between his rocks and a hard place

-Trouble"

Trouble will not be in work today as she is in Church praying for a lifetime of sins

Signed

Chief of the moral highground

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By *elfastblondMan 14 weeks ago

Belfast

Mrs sexy will not be in work today as she has got her shirt all wet

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By *im62772Man 14 weeks ago

Sexy scientist won't be in work today as she's made another scientific discovery and will be running more tests on these new sex positions

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By *adger BrocMan 14 weeks ago

North Cork

"Badger will not be in work today as he has a thorn stuck between his rocks and a hard place

-Trouble"

....

And there was I thinking it was a thorn without the "t"....

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple 14 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

Jim62772 is unfit for work today following a marathon tugging session, he’s now only a shadow of his former self

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By *he boy next door300Man 14 weeks ago

MAGHERAFELT

See above message.

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