Yeah one time I saw this slut picking up bananas and I knew she was asking for it. I did a couple of drive bys making sure to rub my hardon on her butt each time. She was playing hard to get and disappeared into the cheese section the dirty girl. I finally caught a glimpse of her darting into a changing room, I tried to follow her in but the dunnes one there was cockblocking and threatened to call security. The one that got away I think about her often as I masturbate between the folded piles of pajamas. |
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By *allywallyWoman 13 weeks ago
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"Yeah one time I saw this slut picking up bananas and I knew she was asking for it. I did a couple of drive bys making sure to rub my hardon on her butt each time. She was playing hard to get and disappeared into the cheese section the dirty girl. I finally caught a glimpse of her darting into a changing room, I tried to follow her in but the dunnes one there was cockblocking and threatened to call security. The one that got away I think about her often as I masturbate between the folded piles of pajamas."
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I have turned a pineapple upside down in the fruit & veg section of my local Dunnes / Tesco / Lidl but sadly without positive outcome or the need of a resulting call for the clean up of a spill on aisle 1.
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By *og-ManMan 13 weeks ago
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"The only thing I get lucky in dunnes is at the reduced to clear.
Most fabbers want the 2 for the price of one or Buy one get one free
BOG free as I call it
It's the use by date I look for"
Best before 2005 stamped on my arse |
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"The only thing I get lucky in dunnes is at the reduced to clear.
Most fabbers want the 2 for the price of one or Buy one get one free
BOG free as I call it
It's the use by date I look for
Best before 2005 stamped on my arse "
Nothing worse at checkout and your tenner off 50 vouchers are one day out of date |
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"Yeah one time I saw this slut picking up bananas and I knew she was asking for it. I did a couple of drive bys making sure to rub my hardon on her butt each time. She was playing hard to get and disappeared into the cheese section the dirty girl. I finally caught a glimpse of her darting into a changing room, I tried to follow her in but the dunnes one there was cockblocking and threatened to call security. The one that got away I think about her often as I masturbate between the folded piles of pajamas."
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