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What would you like to do to the person above?

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By *eelight69 OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

donegal border

Let's try something different 😘

Copied from "Swingers chat" 😊

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By *allie99_99Man 5 weeks ago

Loughrea

Would love the opportunity and ability to give you jelly legs

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By *eelight69 OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

donegal border


"Would love the opportunity and ability to give you jelly legs"

Haha nice one 😘

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By *allie99_99Man 5 weeks ago

Loughrea


"Would love the opportunity and ability to give you jelly legs

Haha nice one 😘"

I'll get in the car now

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By *onny17Man 5 weeks ago

town


"Would love the opportunity and ability to give you jelly legs

Haha nice one 😘

I'll get in the car now"

Come for the spin for backup incase you're not fit for the task at hand

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By *aughtySubMan 5 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Would love the opportunity and ability to give you jelly legs

Haha nice one 😘

I'll get in the car now

Come for the spin for backup incase you're not fit for the task at hand "

I’d suck him off if he’d let me

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By *exyScientistsCouple 5 weeks ago

Castlebar

Put him on the naughty step

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By *og-ManMan 5 weeks ago

somewhere


"Put him on the naughty step"

Her ironing

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By *uriousandboldCouple 5 weeks ago

Fermanagh


"Put him on the naughty step

Her ironing "

Invest in where he gets his donuts

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By *earuisceMan 5 weeks ago

south sligo

I’d drop the anchor and steady the ship by joining in

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By *eelight69 OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

donegal border


"Put him on the naughty step

Her ironing "

Oh please do mine too...🤣😘

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By *lue eyesMan 5 weeks ago

cavan


"Put him on the naughty step

Her ironing

Oh please do mine too...🤣😘"

Get to see her wearing them tigh high boots and have a reason to remove them 😜😘

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By *aughtySubMan 5 weeks ago

Liverpool

Pint

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By *rchimedes500Man 5 weeks ago

city

Pint

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By *otownkid1967Man 5 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Pint

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By *elanie De La CoeurTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Dublin


"Pint"

Pint and a short!

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By *eanRMan 5 weeks ago

dub 9

Explore those lovely legs

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By *aughtySubMan 5 weeks ago

Liverpool

I’d suck him off if he wanted

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By *rossdressersimoneTV/TS 5 weeks ago

sissy town

Eat his ass xx

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By *eekingfufilmentMan 5 weeks ago

navan

Lick and suck and slide deep inside

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By *eanRMan 5 weeks ago

dub 9


"Lick and suck and slide deep inside"

Shave him

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By *ewcouplesdCouple 5 weeks ago

Dublin

Buy ya a pair of socks

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By *td123Woman 5 weeks ago

Dublin

I'd have to run my fingers through Mr Ds hairy chest

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By *un1514Man 5 weeks ago

navan

Ass worship 😇

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By *exyScientistsCouple 5 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Ass worship 😇"

Ask him why he changed his Fab name?

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By *og-ManMan 5 weeks ago

somewhere


"Ass worship 😇

Ask him why he changed his Fab name?"

Share a jacuzzi

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By *eelight69 OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

donegal border

[Removed by poster at 14/04/26 14:02:23]

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By *eelight69 OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

donegal border

Have a drink and ask where he gets his photo ideas from 🤣😘

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By *riendly_fun_guyMan 5 weeks ago

Dublin


"Have a drink and ask where he gets his photo ideas from 🤣😘"

Take or be in the photos of some of your ideas!!

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By *un1514Man 5 weeks ago

navan

Go for a pint 😂

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By *rchimedes500Man 5 weeks ago

city

He's a sporty guy

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By *heXxXWoman 5 weeks ago

Dublin

🤔 I think I would have a few questions for Archimedes 😉😉😉

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By *eretoexciteWoman 5 weeks ago

dublin

Drinks and chats

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By *onny17Man 5 weeks ago

town


"Drinks and chats"

Drain myself over that big tongue

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By *uicyboobiesWoman 5 weeks ago

Newtownbutler


"Drinks and chats

Drain myself over that big tongue"

Squirt ketchup all over his lovely white boxers... I'm sick, sorry

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By *iscuits8Man 5 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham


"Drinks and chats

Drain myself over that big tongue

Squirt ketchup all over his lovely white boxers... I'm sick, sorry "

Offer her alternative heat options to the humble plug-in hot water bottle 😋

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By *uicyboobiesWoman 5 weeks ago

Newtownbutler


"Drinks and chats

Drain myself over that big tongue

Squirt ketchup all over his lovely white boxers... I'm sick, sorry

Offer her alternative heat options to the humble plug-in hot water bottle 😋"

I still want to squirt his boxers. I can't keep whites white and I'm so jealous of anyone who can.

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By *eanRMan 5 weeks ago

dub 9

Drinks & chats

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By *onny17Man 5 weeks ago

town


"Drinks and chats

Drain myself over that big tongue

Squirt ketchup all over his lovely white boxers... I'm sick, sorry

Offer her alternative heat options to the humble plug-in hot water bottle 😋

I still want to squirt his boxers. I can't keep whites white and I'm so jealous of anyone who can. "

My poor whities are they tight enough for you?

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By *nthony18Man 5 weeks ago

Dublin Ireland

Head for pints and a chat

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By *eumeuMan 5 weeks ago

east wall


"Head for pints and a chat "

I’d tell him to chain me up

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By *un1514Man 5 weeks ago

navan


"Head for pints and a chat

I’d tell him to chain me up"

I’d not do that 😂😂

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By *otownkid1967Man 5 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Pints

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By *rCupidMan 5 weeks ago

Monaghan Cavan

I’ll buy you a pint and chat on how Micko won the Leinster SFC with Laois in 2003.

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By *ogladyWoman 5 weeks ago

The bog

I'd let him take me to supermacs

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By *iach1Man 5 weeks ago

Drogheda


"I'd let him take me to supermacs "

I’d buy you a grilled chicken breast

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By *rchimedes500Man 5 weeks ago

city

Did someone mending supermacs ?

Oh sorry I'm easily distracted.

What was the question again?

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By *aughtySubMan 5 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I'd let him take me to supermacs

I’d buy you a grilled chicken breast "

Bj

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By *rCupidMan 5 weeks ago

Monaghan Cavan


"I'd let him take me to supermacs "

And possibly a Papa John’s @ Ms BogLady?

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By *eelight69 OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

donegal border

I would like to have u smash me again 😘

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By *estcorkmale321Man 5 weeks ago

west cork


"I would like to have u smash me again 😘"

id like to join in in the smashing

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By *rchimedes500Man 5 weeks ago

city

Can I join in too

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By *enny100Man 5 weeks ago

City

Would join Mrs D in the shower 😋

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By *rchimedes500Man 5 weeks ago

city

You know what no one likes ?

No one likes a skipper.

Now you're not joining me in the shower so a pass will do just fine and anyways there's already 2 of us with D and I've already called shotgun

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By *rchimedes500Man 5 weeks ago

city

I'm only yanking your chain lenny skip away, I'd prolly pass on me too

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By *enny100Man 5 weeks ago

City


"I'm only yanking your chain lenny skip away, I'd prolly pass on me too "

Sorry chief I’m a novice at this 🤣 .. the person above is the last to connect 🫣

Apologies …

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By *exyScientistsCouple 5 weeks ago

Castlebar


"I'm only yanking your chain lenny skip away, I'd prolly pass on me too

Sorry chief I’m a novice at this 🤣 .. the person above is the last to connect 🫣

Apologies … "

I'd toe you to the bedpost with that tie for your bad behaviour

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By *exyScientistsCouple 5 weeks ago

Castlebar


"I'm only yanking your chain lenny skip away, I'd prolly pass on me too "

And I'd yank your chain 😜

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By *rchimedes500Man 5 weeks ago

city


"I'm only yanking your chain lenny skip away, I'd prolly pass on me too

And I'd yank your chain 😜"

You wouldn't dare

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By *enny100Man 5 weeks ago

City


"I'm only yanking your chain lenny skip away, I'd prolly pass on me too

Sorry chief I’m a novice at this 🤣 .. the person above is the last to connect 🫣

Apologies …

I'd toe you to the bedpost with that tie for your bad behaviour "

Yes please 🙏 🤣

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By *rCupidMan 5 weeks ago

Monaghan Cavan

Lenny I’ll buy you a pint while you regale the tale of Mrs Scientist tying you to the bed.

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By *rCupidMan 5 weeks ago

Monaghan Cavan


"I would like to have u smash me again 😘"

And I’d quite like to repeat that again and gain Mrs Deelight69 🥵

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 5 weeks ago

Home


"I would like to have u smash me again 😘

And I’d quite like to repeat that again and gain Mrs Deelight69 🥵"

have a pint with him

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By *otownkid1967Man 5 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Pints

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By *otownkid1967Man 5 weeks ago

Portlaoise


"I’ll buy you a pint and chat on how Micko won the Leinster SFC with Laois in 2003."

And how we beat Monaghan in the league final.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 5 weeks ago

Home


"I’ll buy you a pint and chat on how Micko won the Leinster SFC with Laois in 2003.

And how we beat Monaghan in the league final. "

I'll let you,2 chat about football I'll chat to the bartender

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By *enny100Man 5 weeks ago

City


"Lenny I’ll buy you a pint while you regale the tale of Mrs Scientist tying you to the bed. "

Your on 🍺

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By *ogladyWoman 5 weeks ago

The bog


"I'd let him take me to supermacs

And possibly a Papa John’s @ Ms BogLady?"

Not a fan of pizza.. Yes I know I'm a weirdo.. 🙈🙈😂😂

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By *amien88Man 5 weeks ago

wicklow

Meet for a drink

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By *un1514Man 5 weeks ago

navan

Oh we will all go for a drink

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By *rchimedes500Man 5 weeks ago

city


"I'd let him take me to supermacs

And possibly a Papa John’s @ Ms BogLady?

Not a fan of pizza.. Yes I know I'm a weirdo.. 🙈🙈😂😂 "

I thought it was the only one

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By *td123Woman 5 weeks ago

Dublin

See if I'd fit into his skinny jeans. I eat pizza so probably won't

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By *eelight69 OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

donegal border

Ill accept that shower offer 🤣😘

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By *ancindanMan 5 weeks ago

Ask To Find Out

lick from top to bottom

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By *errardNo8Man 5 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo

Change his profile pic

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By *eelight69 OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

donegal border

Lick something 😋

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By *rchimedes500Man 5 weeks ago

city

Oh hubba hubba. Where do i begin

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By *enny100Man 5 weeks ago

City


"Ill accept that shower offer 🤣😘"

On my way 🚿 🧼

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By *exyScientistsCouple 5 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Ill accept that shower offer 🤣😘

On my way 🚿 🧼 "

Iron his shirt

Nah who am I kidding!

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By *enny100Man 5 weeks ago

City


"Ill accept that shower offer 🤣😘

On my way 🚿 🧼

Iron his shirt

Nah who am I kidding! "

lol 😂

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By *errardNo8Man 5 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo

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By *errardNo8Man 5 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo


"Lick something 😋 "

I have a nice tasty lollipop. Will that do?

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By *ensualDivaWoman 5 weeks ago

Galway, Mayo


"Lick something 😋

I have a nice tasty lollipop. Will that do?"

I can vouch for that 🤣😋

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By *rCupidMan 5 weeks ago

Monaghan Cavan

Absolutely everything sensual 😘

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By *errardNo8Man 5 weeks ago

Galway/Mayo


"Lick something 😋

I have a nice tasty lollipop. Will that do?

I can vouch for that 🤣😋"

Laughing my absolute lollipop off here

X

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By *aughtySubMan 5 weeks ago

Liverpool

I’d suck his cock if he’d let me

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By *heeky FingerMan 5 weeks ago

carrick

I’d respectfully say no.

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By *ewcouplesdCouple 5 weeks ago

Dublin

Ah sure I'd drink a pint with you

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By *orkguy25Man 5 weeks ago

Cork

Go to the Oscars with them.

Suited and booted

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple 5 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

Go for a little drive somewhere secluded…

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By *allie99_99Man 5 weeks ago

Loughrea

Just swoon

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By *rchimedes500Man 5 weeks ago

city

Wave

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By *ewcouplesdCouple 5 weeks ago

Dublin

Wave back

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By *onny17Man 5 weeks ago

town


"Wave back "

Slip those black little numbers off

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By *rossdressersimoneTV/TS 5 weeks ago

sissy town

I'd slip them on

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By *aughtySubMan 4 weeks ago

Liverpool

Dress up together

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By *ireman28Man 4 weeks ago

Nottingham

Buy him some underpants

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By *apoleons_noseMan 4 weeks ago

belfast

Give him a have decent pay rise

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By *exyScientistsCouple 4 weeks ago

Castlebar

Buy him some night vision goggles

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By *om365483Man 4 weeks ago

Dungannon/Belfast/Donegal

Drinks perhaps!

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By *om365483Man 4 weeks ago

Dungannon/Belfast/Donegal

When it comes to the OP I’ve a list of things I’d to do with them? Maybe this could be a good place to start a conversation!!!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 4 weeks ago

Home


"When it comes to the OP I’ve a list of things I’d to do with them? Maybe this could be a good place to start a conversation!!! "
game of darts

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By *dfabMan 4 weeks ago

Dunboyne

Pints. Lots of pints

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By *aughtySubMan 3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Pint

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

Double bj

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By *asHornyCouple 3 weeks ago

galway city

Foursome sandwich

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By *ric_twingeMan 3 weeks ago

Portrush


"Foursome sandwich "

Perhaps some DP

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By *asHornyCouple 3 weeks ago

galway city

Yes please

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By *onderingpurposeMan 3 weeks ago

Belfast

Sit back and watch the costume changes

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By *exyScientistsCouple 3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Smack his arse

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By *om365483Man 3 weeks ago

Dungannon/Belfast/Donegal


"Smack his arse "

Have a conversation.

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By *rCupidMan 3 weeks ago

Monaghan Cavan

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By *oungstud400Man 3 weeks ago

Enniskillen

Chat about the weather

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By *hickthighscheekysmileWoman 3 weeks ago

Galway, Limerick, Athlone

Listen to the accent

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By *otownkid1967Man 3 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Absolutely anything she asks

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By *oveandpeaceMan 3 weeks ago

Letterkenny

Go for a pint, don't think there's anything wrong with that

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By *ric_twingeMan 3 weeks ago

Portrush


"Go for a pint, don't think there's anything wrong with that "

Give him a double vodka and then wax his chest

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By *anther PurrrsWoman 3 weeks ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

Oooohh get the oils out

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By *oveandpeaceMan 3 weeks ago

Letterkenny


"Go for a pint, don't think there's anything wrong with that

Give him a double vodka and then wax his chest"

change the vodka to whiskey and I'm good to go

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By *amsevenMan 3 weeks ago

cork


"Oooohh get the oils out "

Make her purrrrrr with my lasagne

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By *exyScientistsCouple 3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Hold his towel for him while he showers

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By *pex_waysMan 3 weeks ago

city

Take some sexy photos and join in on some fun

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By *rchimedes500Man 3 weeks ago

city

Get a towel to cover him up

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By *oveandpeaceMan 3 weeks ago

Letterkenny


"Hold his towel for him while he showers "
I think you'd be looking to hold more than just a towel for him

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By *onderingpurposeMan 3 weeks ago

Belfast

Breakfast at mountaintop services

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By *ric_twingeMan 3 weeks ago

Portrush


"Breakfast at mountaintop services"

But them both curry chips at 4 lights

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By *oveandpeaceMan 3 weeks ago

Letterkenny


"Breakfast at mountaintop services

But them both curry chips at 4 lights"

curry cheesy chips is the best at 4lights

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By *rCupidMan 3 weeks ago

Monaghan Cavan

Ask him where it went wrong for Donegal in Letterkenny today, I’m still in shock.

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By *hantomfemmeWoman 3 weeks ago

Sligo/Galway/limerick depends on the day

Ask him to meet for a pint in the farnham

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By *ombikerMan 3 weeks ago

the right side of the river

Ask them to swop jerseys

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By *anther PurrrsWoman 3 weeks ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

Show how to zoom out on the camera 😋

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By *arren5Man 3 weeks ago

city

Listen to the panther purr

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By *exyScientistsCouple 3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Read his duvet cover 🤔

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

Have a private mfm wet t shirt comp.

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By *om365483Man 3 weeks ago

Dungannon/Belfast/Donegal


"Show how to zoom out on the camera 😋"

Help her sharpen her claws so she can go on the prowl for her next victim!

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By *om365483Man 3 weeks ago

Dungannon/Belfast/Donegal


"Wave back "

Take to a lingerie shop, get her some lingerie so she doesn’t have to walk around topless.

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By *aughtySubMan 3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Pint

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By *otownkid1967Man 3 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Pints

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By *lickdickMan 3 weeks ago

gilford

Take him to get a nice shirt

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By *aughtySubMan 3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Pint

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman 3 weeks ago

Secret Lane


"Pint "

Put some pants on. .

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By *inkorkguyMan 3 weeks ago

cork

Suck those toe rings off 😅😅

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By *ymplusCoffeeCouple 3 weeks ago

Within Touching Distance

Remove that cucumber from his shorts 😛

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By *onegaldanny2025Man 3 weeks ago

donegal


"Remove that cucumber from his shorts 😛

"

spend ages playing with those unreal mellons!x

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By *exyScientistsCouple 3 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Remove that cucumber from his shorts 😛

spend ages playing with those unreal mellons!x"

Take a photo for him to use as a profile picture

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman 3 weeks ago

Galway, Clare


"Remove that cucumber from his shorts 😛

spend ages playing with those unreal mellons!x"

Teach him other words to use instead of melons.

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By *onderingpurposeMan 3 weeks ago

Belfast

Take a trip to a nudist beach

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By *iscuits8Man 3 weeks ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham


"Remove that cucumber from his shorts 😛

spend ages playing with those unreal mellons!x

Teach him other words to use instead of melons."

Teach her that the proper, mature term... is of course baps

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By *ric_twingeMan 3 weeks ago

Portrush


"Remove that cucumber from his shorts 😛

spend ages playing with those unreal mellons!x

Teach him other words to use instead of melons.

Teach her that the proper, mature term... is of course baps"

But the man a pair of shorts that fit

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 3 weeks ago

Home


"Remove that cucumber from his shorts 😛

spend ages playing with those unreal mellons!x

Teach him other words to use instead of melons.

Teach her that the proper, mature term... is of course baps

But the man a pair of shorts that fit "

pints

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By *andyman4urpleasureMan 3 weeks ago

dublin

Pints

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By *ourguiltypleasureMan 3 weeks ago

S

Join him for a threesome mfm

Be good fun

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By *eretoexciteWoman 3 weeks ago

dublin

Get him a taxi

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By *ackagain252525Man 3 weeks ago

Galway

Join in the shower..

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By *ourguiltypleasureMan 3 weeks ago

S


"Get him a taxi"

On my way 🚕

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By *hantomfemmeWoman 3 weeks ago

Sligo/Galway/limerick depends on the day

See does he count the bar.... then show him how to lift

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By *oung bull500Man 3 weeks ago

dublin

Buy her a drink🤝

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By *hantomfemmeWoman 3 weeks ago

Sligo/Galway/limerick depends on the day

I do like a drink

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By *oung bull500Man 3 weeks ago

dublin


"I do like a drink"
the key to a woman’s heart 😂

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By *hantomfemmeWoman 3 weeks ago

Sligo/Galway/limerick depends on the day

Actually mine is food

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By *onnieBMan 3 weeks ago

town

Thigh ink

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By *ickwoodMan 3 weeks ago

Naas

Have a beer or two during some of his hotel work stops and play wing-man for the trip

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By *apri 555Man 3 weeks ago

wexford or Dublin

Join in on the beers 🍻

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By *he MinionMan 3 weeks ago

Surrey

Custard pie fight ?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 3 weeks ago

Home


"Custard pie fight ?"
game of darts

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By *rchimedes500Man 3 weeks ago

city

Nick one of his darts when he's not looking

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By *exyScientistsCouple 3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Buy him an ice cream 🍦

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By *apri 555Man 3 weeks ago

wexford or Dublin

Be her photographer 😊

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By *ewcouplesdCouple 3 weeks ago

Dublin

Supply you with work trousers to go with the helmet

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By *1oclockMan 3 weeks ago

the hills

I’d like to increase S’s heart rate on her fitness watch!

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

Looks like a good lad, go for a pint

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By *etttyyWoman 3 weeks ago

Belfast

Hang my underwear out to dry on that six pack…

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By *jdublin5Man 3 weeks ago

Dublin5

Not send her a pic of my dick 😜

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By *rCupidMan 3 weeks ago

Monaghan Cavan

Get him a nice T-shirt

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By *onor80Man 3 weeks ago

Waterford, Wexford, Kildare

Buy him a bow and Arrow

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By *ameballWoman 3 weeks ago

Westmeath


"Buy him a bow and Arrow "

Would probably involved me starting on my knees.....

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