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"The glaze on his doughnuts is "homemade"" Their existence | |||
"The glaze on his doughnuts is "homemade" Their existence " He is actually only 3ft 2 | |||
"The glaze on his doughnuts is "homemade" Their existence He is actually only 3ft 2" 🤣🤣 whats the weather like up there | |||
"The glaze on his doughnuts is "homemade" Their existence He is actually only 3ft 2" Hates shots and never gives in to Tasty pressure 😆 | |||
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"Loves a _heeky finger "He's all thumbs 👍🏻 | |||
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"Musical chairs is their favourite form of cardio " Has actually never been tied | |||
"Has actually never been tied" Is a professional rollercoaster tester, and that's why he's had a few up & down years | |||
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"He is an actual bird fancier." Spend at least 2 nights a week unable to meet each other as they're both washing their hair | |||
"He is an actual bird fancier. Spend at least 2 nights a week unable to meet each other as they're both washing their hair " He secretly loves ladybird bugs and he brings that blow up thing in his profile photo to bed cuddling up every night pretending it's a ladybird 🐞 | |||
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"He casts no shadow....👤" He lives in a badger set that's kept him warm through the whole winter | |||
"He lives in a badger set that's kept him warm through the whole winter" He is actually allergic to bamboo 🤷🏻♂️ | |||
"He casts no shadow....👤 He lives in a badger set that's kept him warm through the whole winter" Would never eat shoot and leave 😎 | |||
"He casts no shadow....👤 He lives in a badger set that's kept him warm through the whole winter Would never eat shoot and leave 😎" Dervla and Derek are not their real names | |||
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"He has an egg fetish. We don't judge" Everything im blocked 🙄🙄 | |||
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"He votes for FF/FG…" He represented Ireland skiing in the last winter Olympics | |||
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"She is the 2005 hide and seek national champion " His eyes are brown | |||
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"He is actually a Sub" Wears a wig | |||
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"He is actually a Sub" Who told you, feck sake, you can’t keep anything secret on here.  | |||
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"Has to tuck his dick I to his socks because it's so big "he will celebrate Mayo and Galway winning the all Irelands this year | |||
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"Says he is married but is really a single multi millionaire " His name is actually Quentin 😱 | |||
"Says he is married but is really a single multi millionaire His name is actually Quentin 😱" They have an actual sex lab and it's said they keep whole Fabbers in specimen jars | |||
"Says he is married but is really a single multi millionaire His name is actually Quentin 😱 They have an actual sex lab and it's said they keep whole Fabbers in specimen jars " Works as an executive PA in Quentin's sex lab | |||
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"Went to school with Jesus's. " My sister | |||
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"He sells turf for a living " Wears contacts to cover his hazel eyes | |||
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"He sells turf for a living Wears contacts to cover his hazel eyes " Is not almost completely sane & harmless but is in fact an alien agent collecting humans for research. | |||
"Went on a date with Jackie Healy Rae" Went on a date disguised as Jackie Healey Ray. | |||
"Went on a date with Jackie Healy Rae" He only found this out because of the pillow talk with Maura 👀 | |||
"Went on a date with Jackie Healy Rae Went on a date disguised as Jackie Healey Ray." Holds the world record for opening the most beer bottles with his bum, 19 if you were wondering. | |||
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" Holds the world record for opening the most beer bottles with his bum, 19 if you were wondering." She's actually quite beweeedable. | |||
"She is the 2005 hide and seek national champion His eyes are brown" Well that's half true, I have one brown eye | |||
"She is the 2005 hide and seek national champion His eyes are brown Well that's half true, I have one brown eye" You were the inspiration for New Order’s Temptation record “oh you’ve got green eyes, oh you’ve got _lue eyes Oh you’ve got grey eyes” | |||
"Went on a date with Jackie Healy Rae He only found this out because of the pillow talk with Maura 👀" This was before we left Maura & Jackie to get it one while you and me retired to a separate room… | |||
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"Claims to have his own Rose Bush, that blooms perfect Red Roses around Valentines Day 🌹 "She is immortal She's actually 183 | |||
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"They've reached Fab's verification limit. " They charge for a good massage | |||
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"He isn't friendly "He once appeared on stage with Diana Ross, playing the part of her massive wig in a live show at the age of seven.  | |||
"He isn't friendly
He once appeared on stage with Diana Ross, playing the part of her massive wig in a live show at the age of seven. "Hes the real Gaffer | |||
" Hes the real Gaffer" Don't be fooled by the name, much more likely to be found on the seesaw at the playground | |||
" Hes the real Gaffer Don't be fooled by the name, much more likely to be found on the seesaw at the playground " He will not lust after any other county only the Dubs.. | |||
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""Down to earth normal guy" Recognised code used by Zorg aliens living among us to flag themselves to fellow Zorgonians" Taking inspiration from the 1974 Lions tour where the 99 call was for the whole team to join in, Tallie invites you to join in for naughty fun | |||
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"Dublust is actually a Kerry man who has the hots for the Clufford brothers "You're supposed to be making stuff up, not revealing my deepest, darkest, secrets Anyway, Motownkid used organize Rap Battles in Detroit and changed rap music forever when he let a young white kid called Marshall take part in one of those rap battles | |||
"Dublust is actually a Kerry man who has the hots for the Clufford brothers
You're supposed to be making stuff up, not revealing my deepest, darkest, secrets
Anyway, Motownkid used organize Rap Battles in Detroit and changed rap music forever when he let a young white kid called Marshall take part in one of those rap battles"Dublust is a lookalike and body double for Robbie Williams 🤔🤔🤣🤣 | |||
"Dublust is actually a Kerry man who has the hots for the Clufford brothers
You're supposed to be making stuff up, not revealing my deepest, darkest, secrets
Anyway, Motownkid used organize Rap Battles in Detroit and changed rap music forever when he let a young white kid called Marshall take part in one of those rap battles"Poor lad was way outta his depth, wonder what became of him?? | |||
"Dublust is actually a Kerry man who has the hots for the Clufford brothers
You're supposed to be making stuff up, not revealing my deepest, darkest, secrets
Anyway, Motownkid used organize Rap Battles in Detroit and changed rap music forever when he let a young white kid called Marshall take part in one of those rap battles
Dublust is a lookalike and body double for Robbie Williams 🤔🤔🤣🤣"He was once a bouncer/ Doorman for Mothercare. | |||
" He was once a bouncer/ Doorman for Mothercare. "If people could just adhere to the dress code, there'd be no need for doormen. Motownkid invented the Spicebag in the 1980s but couldn't get it approved as a substantial meal that was part of the intricate licencing requirements for niteclubs back then so it was only when his patent expired 20 years later that it became popularized | |||
" Hes the real Gaffer Don't be fooled by the name, much more likely to be found on the seesaw at the playground " Lol....your actually not wrong 😂🤪 | |||
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"Was once a infamous family band from Cork " The real owner of Sound Quality Gifts, Monaghan, Ireland  | |||
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"Origami World Champion three years running specialising in paper giraffes " Can craft his chest hair into 6 foot pigtails | |||
"Can craft his chest hair into 6 foot pigtails " He sells sea shells on the sea shore, she sits and observed his endeavors with a chilled glass of Albarino | |||
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"She invented the exclamation mark" He actually does live in a black and white alternative world, but where every full moon, everyone goes crazy for a special day with colour. | |||
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"Your ma sells Avon " Lived abroad for a year helping recovering drug addict dolphins | |||
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"He is an ex Mayo senior footballer who moved to Galway to hide the shame of losing all Ireland finals all the time " He was the first adopted by Lionel Richie | |||
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"Loves a bit-a-butter" They have never ever needed to buy sugar. The only downside is that her tits are now smaller than they used to be. | |||
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"Is quiet as a mouse, shy corner queen "Follows all the rules...won't even cross a road unless there's a green man | |||
"Is quiet as a mouse, shy corner queen
Follows all the rules...won't even cross a road unless there's a green man ". They have a favourite city... | |||
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"Is actually 6 foot" She suck his cock everywhere | |||
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"Loves being pegged while watching postman pat." She has fake boobies and he use tampons | |||
"Loves being pegged while watching postman pat." Never been to Galway | |||
"Is actually 6 foot She suck his cock everywhere " Hahahhaha this is actually true 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Take two…. Was the original voice for Bosco… Duck you autocorrect…." Is the creator of Linden Village | |||
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"Hasn't a word of Irish " She could kill ya | |||
"Hasn't a word of Irish She could kill ya" With her irish | |||
"Hasn't a word of Irish She could kill ya With her irish " She is very palatable | |||
"Hasn't a word of Irish She could kill ya With her irish She is very palatable " Became famous in a toothpaste add | |||
"Hasn't a word of Irish She could kill ya With her irish She is very palatable " Always forgets where he left his toothpaste 🫣 | |||
"Hasn't a word of Irish She could kill ya With her irish She is very palatable Became famous in a toothpaste add" Relocated to Roscommon by the witness protection agency | |||
"Hasn't a word of Irish She could kill ya With her irish She is very palatable Became famous in a toothpaste add" She likes to squeeze the tube at the top | |||
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"Apparently gives the ladies pearly whites with his paste " Don't be fooled by his appearance, this guy invented the best fast food takeaway chain this country has ever known 😉 | |||
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"Really loves farmers 😋" She wears Sex panther . Because 60% of the time it works.....every time 🤪😜🤪😜 xx | |||
"Really loves farmers 😋 She wears Sex panther . Because 60% of the time it works.....every time 🤪😜🤪😜 xx "No military record to speak of but was christened Martin Cahill | |||
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" Both played the lead roles in the play “Torvill and Dean” in the Gaiety…." Had to Google that, I'm too young to remember such legends 😜 | |||
"He's a champion lover.... "The real founder of Nero vodka 🕺 | |||
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"Can put a Fruit Pastille in their mouth without chewing it " Going on a return trip to mars next week | |||
"Can put a Fruit Pastille in their mouth without chewing it Going on a return trip to mars next week " Putting clothes on | |||
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"He drives a Cortina" Vegetarian | |||
"He drives a Cortina Vegetarian " He’s in breach of turf cutting rules | |||
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"He’s only here for the drama " That's not Napoleon's nose in his photo unless his nose is very big | |||
"He’s only here for the drama " Has one undersize testicle | |||
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"Loved her in The Greatest Showman" Was it not showing girls she was im | |||
"Loved her in The Greatest Showman Was it not showing girls she was im" Lost the pilot license for joining the mile high club while on auto pilot | |||
"Loved her in The Greatest Showman Was it not showing girls she was im Lost the pilot license for joining the mile high club while on auto pilot" The low alcohol version of Marbles | |||
"Loved her in The Greatest Showman Was it not showing girls she was im Lost the pilot license for joining the mile high club while on auto pilot The low alcohol version of Marbles " They say he's as big as four cats and has a retractable leg so he can leap up at you better and he lights up at night and he's got four ears, two are for listening and the other two are kind of back up ears and his claws are as big as cups and for some reason he's got a tremendous fear of stamps. Someone was telling me he's got magnets on his tail, so if you're made of metal, he can attach himself to you and instead of a head, he's got four arses! | |||
