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Yeah I don’t think so

By *adJenny OP Woman 2 weeks ago

Cougar Village

Ever seen a quote somewhere, or someone said something to you or someone else, that made you go “I really have to remember that” ?

Just over heard someone say “I’ll eat air with a fork before I care about your opinion of me”

It was good, should have had popcorn, but dammmmm the burn

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By *ootyLoverMan 2 weeks ago

Waterford/Tipperary/Cork/Limerick

Once heard someone use the phrase " Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back" As an alternative to does a bear shit in the woods and it's become my new go too 🤣

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By *udntulovetoknowMan 2 weeks ago

turnrightstraightahead

There are So many brilliant sayings for situations, if a person is stone useless in another person's eyes .." you're as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike "

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By *adJenny OP Woman 2 weeks ago

Cougar Village

"There are So many brilliant sayings for situations, if a person is stone useless in another person's eyes .." you're as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike " "

Oh good gawd

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By *eroLondonMan 2 weeks ago

Mayfair

My favourite is:

"I suppose I can close my eyes but I can't close my heart, for I leave that open for you."

ㅤㅤ

[Copyright NeroLondon™®© ²⁰²⁶]

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

"Ever seen a quote somewhere, or someone said something to you or someone else, that made you go “I really have to remember that” ?

Just over heard someone say “I’ll eat air with a fork before I care about your opinion of me”

It was good, should have had popcorn, but dammmmm the burn "

As much use as tits on a nun is my favourite quote to someone who is useless 😂

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By *ilthyNightsCouple 2 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

"is the pope shitting in the woods?"

Was something like that anyway

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By *adJenny OP Woman 2 weeks ago

Cougar Village

""is the pope shitting in the woods?"

Was something like that anyway

Oh my gawd was he ?

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By *adJenny OP Woman 2 weeks ago

Cougar Village

My personal favourites are “ wisdom keeps chasing you but you always outrun it “ annnd “not that gobpoop”

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By *ew adventures99Man 2 weeks ago

city

When god was giving out brains you thought he said trains and asked for a slow one. Is one of my favs

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By *otownkid1967Man 2 weeks ago

Portlaoise

If you want sympathy, go get a dictionary. Look up sympathy...its between shit and syphilis.

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By *enerationfornicationMan 2 weeks ago

In a place not far from...

""is the pope shitting in the woods?"

Was something like that anyway

Reminds me of when I heard... Is the Pope in Rome Catholic?

It stopped the person on the rant and made them blink.

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By *eordie.Woman 2 weeks ago

The Sticks

My fave saying about fab - from a woman's perspective -

The odds are good, but the goods are mostly odd

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By *exyScientistsCouple 2 weeks ago

Castlebar

"My fave saying about fab - from a woman's perspective -

The odds are good, but the goods are mostly odd

Ha ha 💯

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By *exyScientistsCouple 2 weeks ago

Castlebar

If you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it

Never used that one but thought it 🤣

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By *uddlyBear1972Man 2 weeks ago

Kingdom of Arnor, Meath

One that I saw on TV was on an episode of The Thick of It one character says "He is as useful as a marizpan dildo"

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By *hunkyRedPandaMan 2 weeks ago

Germany

"You could be in a room with Einstein and Hawking, yet lower the average IQ to 50"....

"You make me believe in reincarnation; no one can be that stupid in obe lifetime"....

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By *adJenny OP Woman 2 weeks ago

Cougar Village

""You could be in a room with Einstein and Hawking, yet lower the average IQ to 50"....

"You make me believe in reincarnation; no one can be that stupid in obe lifetime"...."

Oh my gawd

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By *ilthyNightsCouple 2 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

"My fave saying about fab - from a woman's perspective -

The odds are good, but the goods are mostly odd

This one is DEFINITELY about fab

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By *hunkyRedPandaMan 2 weeks ago

Germany

""You could be in a room with Einstein and Hawking, yet lower the average IQ to 50"....

"You make me believe in reincarnation; no one can be that stupid in obe lifetime"...."

*one lifetime.

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By *ros111Man 2 weeks ago

dublin

'Like trying to take a knicker off a bare arse'

When you're wasting your time at something!

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By *orkandMindyCouple 2 weeks ago

KTown

When someone isn't working out as expected

"As useful as a Nun at a Whor*s wedding"

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By *ipstick KissesWoman 2 weeks ago

Newry

As useful as tits on a bull

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By *adJenny OP Woman 2 weeks ago

Cougar Village

Would you ever just shit yourself already

I couldn’t cope when I heard it

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By *1oclockMan 2 weeks ago

the hills

There’s nothing as pure as a reformed hoor…

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By *picyMikeMan 2 weeks ago

cork

I work with people who are as useful as a knitted condom…

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By *lay rock69Man 2 weeks ago

monaghan

Stupid people i think he was drop on his head as a child

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By *portpeopleCouple 2 weeks ago

dublin

An old favourite, when you're not attracted to someone and they cant understand a simple no... "wouldn't give you a kick in a stampede"

Possibly followed with "you've the emotional intelligence of a teaspoon". It is somehow worse than any other type of spoon

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By *eordie.Woman 2 weeks ago

The Sticks

I wouldn't ride you into battle

To quote one of my absolute favourite fabbers sadly no longer here

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By *hreehuggerMan 2 weeks ago

galway

If he was chocolate he'd lick himself to describe someone who is a bit cocky

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By *hreehuggerMan 2 weeks ago

galway

Hes as useless as a chocolate teapot

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By *hreehuggerMan 2 weeks ago

galway

He's so ugly the tears run down the back of his head.

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By *hreehuggerMan 2 weeks ago

galway

One of my favorites is ...If I had a warehouse full of mickeys I wouldnt let her look in the window.

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By *aseylee324Couple 2 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"I'd rather stick pins in my eyes and walk into traffic"

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By *otsowickedCouple 2 weeks ago

Galway

"Don't let anyone hear you say that. They will think you're feckin stupid.

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By *rnicaMan 2 weeks ago

Cork, Kerry, Waterford and surrounds

He had a head so ugly, a sniper wouldn't take him out

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By *INTMan 2 weeks ago

Minutes from Somewhere Else

"Away, you three-inch fool!"

Burn 'em with Shakespeare.

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By *aseylee324Couple 2 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong"

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By *onnagiveitagoMan 2 weeks ago

nowhereland

Did I not tell you?? Must be none of you fucking business then!!! 😂😂

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By *ixerjohnMan 2 weeks ago

Ennis

He's as thick as the gable end of the Village Inn.

If it has tits or tyres it'll give you trouble

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By *adJenny OP Woman 2 weeks ago

Cougar Village

"He's as thick as the gable end of the Village Inn.

If it has tits or tyres it'll give you trouble "

Very true

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By *aterfordWest1Man 2 weeks ago

Dungarvan

"Ever seen a quote somewhere, or someone said something to you or someone else, that made you go “I really have to remember that” ?

Just over heard someone say “I’ll eat air with a fork before I care about your opinion of me”

It was good, should have had popcorn, but dammmmm the burn "

If you have enough of neck you don't need a head

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By *rRiosMan 2 weeks ago

dublin

“So ugly the tide wouldn’t take them out”

“So unlucky they could fall into a barrel of dicks and come out sucking their thumb”

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By *uddlyBear1972Man 2 weeks ago

Kingdom of Arnor, Meath

"He had a head so ugly, a sniper wouldn't take him out

A guy at my job is known as the sniper's nightmare because his head is always moving about.

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By *enny100Man 2 weeks ago

City

“My arse with a smile would be better looking than him”

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By *adJenny OP Woman 2 weeks ago

Cougar Village

"“My arse with a smile would be better looking than him”"

Oh good gawd 🫣

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By *enny100Man 2 weeks ago

City

"“My arse with a smile would be better looking than him”

Oh good gawd 🫣"

lol I know ha 🫣

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By *earuisceMan 2 weeks ago

south sligo

He or she is depriving some village of an idiot !!

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By *aid backMan 2 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

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By *adJenny OP Woman 1 week ago

Cougar Village

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining "

It’s not ??

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By *of spadesMan 1 week ago

Kilkenny

They're as much use as a handbrake on a canoe.

And a guy at my work stoops forward when walking due to an old back injury, I call him Photo Finish

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By *onnagiveitagoMan 1 week ago

nowhereland

My luck is that bad if I fell into a swimming pool full of tits I'd come out sucking my sisters

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By *elfastblondMan 1 week ago

Belfast

As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike

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By *arathonnotasprintMan 1 week ago

everywhere

Better keep your mouth shut and have people think your a fool than speak and confirm it

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By *iking 777Man 1 week ago

Wick

Did you put it in your diary to get on my tits

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By *elanie De La CoeurTV/TS 1 week ago

Dublin

She'd pull up the floorboards looking for pipe

Uncle Mick in Hardy Bucks

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