... People always ask us.... who we are.....and where do we come from?.....
Tonight I launched into 'no school tomorrow, a half day today...', and it got me reminiscing.
Hutch doesn't recognise it.
Remember those songs we sang on the school tour bus, probably driving the driver mad? What ones do you remember? And is that still a thing or are they all sitting silent looking at their phones instead of singing 'you're all a pack of xxxxxxxx down the back'? |
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"Oh we sailed on the good ship Venus
By Christ you should have seen us
The figurehead was a woman in bed sucking a dead man's penis
"
The captains mate was Dean
He invented a wanking machine
On the 99th stroke , the fuckin thing broke
And his balls were whipped to cream |
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Ho ro the rattlin' bog
The bog down in the valley-o
Ho ro the rattlin' bog
The bog down in the valley-o
.......
By about the 4th verse, thr rows would usually start as someone would mess up or substitute a word |
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"... People always ask us.... who we are.....and where do we come from?.....
Tonight I launched into 'no school tomorrow, a half day today...', and it got me reminiscing.
Hutch doesn't recognise it.
Remember those songs we sang on the school tour bus, probably driving the driver mad? What ones do you remember? And is that still a thing or are they all sitting silent looking at their phones instead of singing 'you're all a pack of xxxxxxxx down the back'? "
We'd be singing it going to and at rugby matches. Game songs depended on how much effort the senior students put in.
Good days. Used to love hearing the crowd as we slogged it out on the pitch. |
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"Oh we sailed on the good ship Venus
By Christ you should have seen us
The figurehead was a woman in bed sucking a dead man's penis
The captains mate was Dean
He invented a wanking machine
On the 99th stroke , the fuckin thing broke
And his balls were whipped to cream "
The cooks name was Moco
By Christ was he a loco
He pissed in the Rice and boiled it twice
Then callel in Tapioca
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By *ansobMan 3 hours ago
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Does anyone know the engineer song?
An engineer told me before he died.. ba rumm ba rumm..
An engineer told me before he died.. ba rumm ba rumm..
He told me about a woman with a crack so wide that she could not be satisfied.... baarum
So he built a big prick out of steel.... barrum
It goes on for bits of verses but it's a belter if you know it?
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By *ansobMan 2 hours ago
Glengormley |
Does anyone know the engineer song?
An engineer told me before he died.. ba rumm ba rumm..
An engineer told me before he died.. ba rumm ba rumm..
He told me about a woman with a crack so wide that she could not be satisfied.... baarum
So he built a big prick out of steel.... barrum
It goes on for lots of verses but it's a belter if you know it?
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