Ladies, can we get this up and running please..
I don't see why not. The men are busily wanking over wives so it seems only fair to me.
Don't be shy! Just make sure you have the man's consent and flick that bean for all it's worth.  |
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"Are waterproof phones still a thing, an ordinary phone couldn't handle being squirted on  "
Samsung are about to release their new slogan.. "Samsung - anything but dung"
It features a pic of a phone lying on the ground with a cow peeing on it, and the pic hase a green tick mark on it.
Beside it is another pic of a cow pooing on a phone but it has a big red X across the pic.
The takeaway from this is that squirting/peeing on it will be fine, but it's not compatible with the brown activities.
It's about time we had clarity on this. Fair play to them. |
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Great to see the recent "wet" spell has resulted in the blossoming of some fun and flowery forum posts.
Hopefully the windy conditions will blow away any possible negative comments from the usual forum police regarding the making of a connection between squirting and bovine urination.
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"Great to see the recent "wet" spell has resulted in the blossoming of some fun and flowery forum posts.
Hopefully the windy conditions will blow away any possible negative comments from the usual forum police regarding the making of a connection between squirting and bovine urination.
💦🐄📱"
I mean, I love cows as well but women are even more delightful.  |
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"Ahh feck....
Karma is a bitch.
After posting my last comment I spilt a cup of tea over my Samsung fone.
Thankfully it still works though future dic pics may appear a bit soggy...."
I hope you ran cold water over it for five minutes to prevent any long term heat damage |
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"Ahh feck....
Karma is a bitch.
After posting my last comment I spilt a cup of tea over my Samsung fone.
Thankfully it still works though future dic pics may appear a bit soggy...."
Once you don't get dung on it, it'll be grand. Samsung say that themselves |
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"Are the men allowed wank over your pictures
Asking for a friend
If you find me that irresistible then I'd be a fool to try stopping you. Just don't ever tell me about it! "
And to whom is the wankimg material being sent? Also asking for a friend. Do you have them all Bogman? |
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"Are the men allowed wank over your pictures
Asking for a friend
If you find me that irresistible then I'd be a fool to try stopping you. Just don't ever tell me about it!
And to whom is the wankimg material being sent? Also asking for a friend. Do you have them all Bogman?"
Sure you can nearly see his nipple in one photo ....he cant expose too much at a time or the Internet would collapse |
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"Are the men allowed wank over your pictures
Asking for a friend
If you find me that irresistible then I'd be a fool to try stopping you. Just don't ever tell me about it!
And to whom is the wankimg material being sent? Also asking for a friend. Do you have them all Bogman?
Sure you can nearly see his nipple in one photo ....he cant expose too much at a time or the Internet would collapse "
It'd be like the one with the big arse all over again.. Was it Kim Kardashian?
Man nipples are a joy to behold, if its mine we're talking about. |
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"I dunno. Its gonna be a tough one. I'll use my imagination but it might take a while 😴"
Worry not, your wishes have been granted. I've just sent you 17 cock pics.
Let the self interference commence. |
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