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Joe Dolan recorded a song about mine but the record company made him change some of the words because they were insanely jealous.
"Oh me, oh my, you make me sigh! You've such a good looking penis!" |
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"I wonder to women come on here and post do they think they have beautiful vaginas or say stuff like a fella once told me when I was lying sideways, it looked like Homer Simpson!
I'm just curious
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In fairness its only a thread for a laugh
Glad to see Im not the only one that's see Homer Simpson or a hamburger  |
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"I wonder to women come on here and post do they think they have beautiful vaginas or say stuff like a fella once told me when I was lying sideways, it looked like Homer Simpson!
I'm just curious
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In fairness its only a thread for a laugh
Glad to see Im not the only one that's see Homer Simpson or a hamburger "
Oh right. Sometimes I’m not sure if these things are said in jest. |
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"Id someone message me the other day and just by their profile pic(dick pic)they'd just rejoined i knew who it was straight away let's just say there 🍆 is aesthetically pleasing 🤭"
That was meant to be our little secret  |
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No lads, there's no such thing as a good looking penis. Have ye actually looked at them? Made from the leftover bits of marla after everything else was modelled. That's why it's preferable to put it in somewhere so we don't have to see it! |
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"No lads, there's no such thing as a good looking penis. Have ye actually looked at them? Made from the leftover bits of marla after everything else was modelled. That's why it's preferable to put it in somewhere so we don't have to see it! "
If mine is made out of old bits of Mala can I have Tony Hart make it pleasev |
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"Joe Dolan recorded a song about mine but the record company made him change some of the words because they were insanely jealous.
"Oh me, oh my, you make me sigh! You've such a good looking penis!" "
very good |
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By *enitMan 6 days ago
Galway |
"Bring em round here and we'll have a gander... could take some time to inspect in detail. Bring snacks n bourban too.
Where do I bring it, what's your favourite snack?
You choose snacks  "
Crisps and Toblerone . . . |
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By *enitMan 6 days ago
Galway |
"Bring em round here and we'll have a gander... could take some time to inspect in detail. Bring snacks n bourban too.
Where do I bring it, what's your favourite snack?
You choose snacks "
You're going to have to let me know were to bring them |
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"Bring em round here and we'll have a gander... could take some time to inspect in detail. Bring snacks n bourban too.
Where do I bring it, what's your favourite snack?
You choose snacks
You're going to have to let me know were to bring them "
Over here lad 🤣 |
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Mine has that classic vintage look about it, probably best suited to black and white pics. But in real life it stands out in it's full rampant and radiant multicoloured glory.
Or so I've been told by some of those lucky enough to have observed it up close and personal. |
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"What a thread lol
How do you make an ugly penis look better?
Asking for a friend lol
A feather boa?
A little cocktail umbrella maybe
Googly eyes could work"
Ive seen that on someone's profile picture |
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"What a thread lol
How do you make an ugly penis look better?
Asking for a friend lol
A feather boa?
A little cocktail umbrella maybe
Googly eyes could work"
A fake moustache perhaps to go with the eyes |
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