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Joke for the day thats in it

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

An irish man walks into a sandwich shop in New York. He asks the girl behind the counter for a BLT. The girl says to him "Mayo sir...."

The man says to her stunned "Jesus Christ how did you know I was from Mayo"

BaDoom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lol ah c'mon, it wasnt that bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol ah c'mon, it wasnt that bad

No joke I just stabbed my cat it was such a bad joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if only all men were like mobile phones, you could.....

1. choose the package that appeals to you most,

2. pick the size and features you really wanted,

3. upgrade to a newer model after 12,18 or 24 months,

4. set them to vibrate at all times....and.....

5. put dem on silent mode when dey do your head in!!! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if only all men were like mobile phones, you could.....

1. choose the package that appeals to you most,

2. pick the size and features you really wanted,

3. upgrade to a newer model after 12,18 or 24 months,

4. set them to vibrate at all times....and.....

5. put dem on silent mode when dey do your head in!!! ""

WEIRD! I literally just read this on our page and thought WOW, SHE'S WAY OFF THE mark!

you're stereotyping all of us!

Painting us with the same brush when it's not fair on ABSLOUTLE gems like. ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if only all men were like mobile phones, you could.....

1. choose the package that appeals to you most,

2. pick the size and features you really wanted,

3. upgrade to a newer model after 12,18 or 24 months,

4. set them to vibrate at all times....and.....

5. put dem on silent mode when dey do your head in!!! "

WEIRD! I literally just read this on our page and thought WOW, SHE'S WAY OFF THE mark!

you're stereotyping all of us!

Painting us with the same brush when it's not fair on ABSLOUTLE gems like. ....

XX"

lol the gay guyr arent including in that ha wat makes you so diff lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"if only all men were like mobile phones, you could.....

1. choose the package that appeals to you most,

2. pick the size and features you really wanted,

3. upgrade to a newer model after 12,18 or 24 months,

4. set them to vibrate at all times....and.....

5. put dem on silent mode when dey do your head in!!! "

WEIRD! I literally just read this on our page and thought WOW, SHE'S WAY OFF THE mark!

you're stereotyping all of us!

Painting us with the same brush when it's not fair on ABSLOUTLE gems like. ....

lol the gay guyr arent including in that ha wat makes you so diff lol"

he can come in a variety of different colours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if only all men were like mobile phones, you could.....

1. choose the package that appeals to you most,

2. pick the size and features you really wanted,

3. upgrade to a newer model after 12,18 or 24 months,

4. set them to vibrate at all times....and.....

5. put dem on silent mode when dey do your head in!!! "

WEIRD! I literally just read this on our page and thought WOW, SHE'S WAY OFF THE mark!

you're stereotyping all of us!

Painting us with the same brush when it's not fair on ABSLOUTLE gems like. ....

lol the gay guyr arent including in that ha wat makes you so diff lol

he can come in a variety of different colours? "

like skittles lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if only all men were like mobile phones, you could.....

1. choose the package that appeals to you most,

2. pick the size and features you really wanted,

3. upgrade to a newer model after 12,18 or 24 months,

4. set them to vibrate at all times....and.....

5. put dem on silent mode when dey do your head in!!! "

WEIRD! I literally just read this on our page and thought WOW, SHE'S WAY OFF THE mark!

you're stereotyping all of us!

Painting us with the same brush when it's not fair on ABSLOUTLE gems like. ....

lol the gay guyr arent including in that ha wat makes you so diff lol

he can come in a variety of different colours?

like skittles lol"

What's up with the Gays? (I'm not gay.... I can't take pain)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if only all men were like mobile phones, you could.....

1. choose the package that appeals to you most,

2. pick the size and features you really wanted,

3. upgrade to a newer model after 12,18 or 24 months,

4. set them to vibrate at all times....and.....

5. put dem on silent mode when dey do your head in!!! "

WEIRD! I literally just read this on our page and thought WOW, SHE'S WAY OFF THE mark!

you're stereotyping all of us!

Painting us with the same brush when it's not fair on ABSLOUTLE gems like. ....

lol the gay guyr arent including in that ha wat makes you so diff lol

he can come in a variety of different colours?

like skittles lol

What's up with the Gays? (I'm not gay.... I can't take pain)

i didnt say anything was up wit them. lol have you ever tried lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope and i try anything but the thought of it isn't for me my dearest!

Am I losing out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope and i try anything but the thought of it isn't for me my dearest!

Am I losing out?

lol dearest lol i dont know you mite have to try it lol wen done right lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope and i try anything but the thought of it isn't for me my dearest!

Am I losing out?

lol dearest lol i dont know you mite have to try it lol wen done right lol"

Ara no I'm pretty ok on the objects going up my bum hole thanks! Ill do a deal with you miz!! You ready to hear my proposition !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope and i try anything but the thought of it isn't for me my dearest!

Am I losing out?

lol dearest lol i dont know you mite have to try it lol wen done right lol

Ara no I'm pretty ok on the objects going up my bum hole thanks! Ill do a deal with you miz!! You ready to hear my proposition !"

fire away lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fire away lol

OK before I do: (Id say) the odds of folks actually meeting up here w/ folks they've been talking to is like .001% due to logistics or whatever

What getting at is: if you and I connected and met ID LET YOU

"Break me in" in that department

Till then it's a closed door

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

he made you an offer he can he cant refuse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wtf is going on in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wtf is going on in here

Basically miz has offered herself to me something about running my feet and feeding me nachos (the blue Doritos ones)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

me who what why were wen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wtf is going on in here

Basically miz has offered herself to me something about running my feet and feeding me nachos (the blue Doritos ones)"

i dont touch feet ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont touch feet ewwwww

AMATEUR

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont touch feet ewwwww

AMATEUR "

lol id rather touch other things lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont touch feet ewwwww

AMATEUR

lol id rather touch other things lol"

TOO LATE NOW!

You failed the test!

OK ok OK ok ... Ill give you one more (half) chance

Aaaaaannnnnnnnnd....... GO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont touch feet ewwwww

AMATEUR

lol id rather touch other things lol

TOO LATE NOW!

You failed the test!

OK ok OK ok ... Ill give you one more (half) chance

Aaaaaannnnnnnnnd....... GO"

go were lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here I seen a pic of mizzy sucking a big toe lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here I seen a pic of mizzy sucking a big toe lol

"
oi did you feck lol never ever biker lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesnt have much luck until, one day he comes across a Harley with a For Sale sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

"Well, its quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and its going to rain,rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in."

"When we eat dinner, we dont talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

"No problem," he says. And in they go.

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs,in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.

Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and has sex with her, in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom. "Shes got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, thats enough, Ill do the damn dishes"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Lol

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Nice one

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