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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here's a silly one. What's the worst thing that has happened to you to do with sexual pleasure?
Don't just copy urban legends and no I don't care if you couldn't get it up, just funny or weird stories please.
Here's mine.
I was17 and I had just lost my virginity. i was lying in the ultimate glow of my then girlfriend Jenny (all two mins after we started around midnight) when someone knocked the door.
Being the young idiot I was I walked down in just a pair of jeans unbuttoned with no boxers on.
Standing in the door was my girlfriends father!
I said "hello Mr Collins" as loud as I could and heard Jenny getting dressed.
You could cut the atmosphere with a knife and I was glad he didn't have one with him!
She got grounded for a week for missing curfew! I did a better job, lasting 5 mins and not getting caught, next time round.  we dated for about a year & are still in touch now even though she lives in New Zealand. |
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Getting caught having sex in the bath bf
Grandmother came home from work early banged on bathroom door saying I want to use the toilet. Asked where is @@@@(me) bf said she at home.
His grandmother said funny her bra and knickers are on the landing floor outside bathroom door and her uniform |
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i was about 17 and in my bf front room.there was a glass wall and you had to walk past it to go upstairs.the house was empty so we went at it.i was on all fours havin a great ole time when his father walked past with a newspaper covering his face do he didnt see...obviously he heard..and he went upstairs..!! i nearly died..!!  |
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Got caught in the shower by John's mother when we first started dating. We thought we'd be grand havin a shower together at 3am!! But she heard us!! I was staying the night, breakfast was VERY awkward next morning!!  |
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Got caught in the shower by John's mother when we first started dating. We thought we'd be grand havin a shower together at 3am!! But she heard us!! I was staying the night, breakfast was VERY awkward next morning!! |
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