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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Seen this on-line and taught id share 
WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone
else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
And....................
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"prefer sex much mor satisfaction altho i do like sweets ha
You should just combine the two 
that doesn't always go to plan lol"
Oh? I smell an anecdote? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"prefer sex much mor satisfaction altho i do like sweets ha
You should just combine the two
that doesn't always go to plan lol
Oh? I smell an anecdote? "
several to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"prefer sex much mor satisfaction altho i do like sweets ha
You should just combine the two
that doesn't always go to plan lol
Oh? I smell an anecdote? "
Well for me, just make sure it's not Cadbury chocolate you sharing as I don't like to share that, anything else fair game |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"prefer sex much mor satisfaction altho i do like sweets ha
You should just combine the two
that doesn't always go to plan lol
Oh? I smell an anecdote?
Well for me, just make sure it's not Cadbury chocolate you sharing as I don't like to share that, anything else fair game"
very unlike you not to want to share |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"prefer sex much mor satisfaction altho i do like sweets ha
You should just combine the two
that doesn't always go to plan lol
Oh? I smell an anecdote?
Well for me, just make sure it's not Cadbury chocolate you sharing as I don't like to share that, anything else fair game"
lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"prefer sex much mor satisfaction altho i do like sweets ha
You should just combine the two
that doesn't always go to plan lol
Oh? I smell an anecdote?
Well for me, just make sure it's not Cadbury chocolate you sharing as I don't like to share that, anything else fair game
very unlike you not to want to share "
Oh I like to share lots of things, just not beef McCoys, beef monster munch and most of Cadburys chocolate  |
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