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over a year ago
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After a random chat with a friend i decided some comedy ( namely the classic fastshow ) was the way to go, i'd forgot all about Swiss Toni and his pearls of wisdom
"making a cup of coffee is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Its got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got go stir.....gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After a random chat with a friend i decided some comedy ( namely the classic fastshow ) was the way to go, i'd forgot all about Swiss Toni and his pearls of wisdom
"making a cup of coffee is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Its got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got go stir.....gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk"
No milk for me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"After a random chat with a friend i decided some comedy ( namely the classic fastshow ) was the way to go, i'd forgot all about Swiss Toni and his pearls of wisdom
"making a cup of coffee is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Its got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got go stir.....gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk
No milk for me "
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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'Hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.'
You can't argue with that!
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"i like my coffee well grinded and am looking for someone that knows how to wallpaper well! "
Coffee needs to be strong and full flavoured too though, nothing better than a cup that lasts |
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You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod over, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag. |
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"You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod over, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i like my coffee well grinded and am looking for someone that knows how to wallpaper well!
Coffee needs to be strong and full flavoured too though, nothing better than a cup that lasts "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i like my coffee well grinded and am looking for someone that knows how to wallpaper well!
i'm a dab hand with my paste brush "
I wouldnt mind a good pasting lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i like my coffee well grinded and am looking for someone that knows how to wallpaper well!
i'm a dab hand with my paste brush
I wouldnt mind a good pasting lol "
will you help me clean my brush thereafter??  |
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