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By *iktiki OP Couple over a year ago

city centre

It was on the good ship venus

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By *cjoyCouple over a year ago

Galway

By Christ you should have seen us

The figurehead was a whore in bed

The mast an upright penis.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The captain of this lugger

He was a dirty bugger

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By *cjoyCouple over a year ago

Galway

He wasn't fit to shovel shit

From one ship to another

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Friggin in the riggin

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By *cjoyCouple over a year ago

Galway

Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock

For cumming in the brandy........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So he stuffed his ass with broken glass

And circumcised the skipper

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By *cjoyCouple over a year ago

Galway

The third mate's name was Morgan

By God he was a gorgon

From half past eight he played till late

Upon the captain's organ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This could go on a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This could go on a while

that's coz there's fuck all else to do

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By *cjoyCouple over a year ago

Galway

Haha sure what else have we for doing on a bank holiday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This could go on a while

that's coz there's fuck all else to do

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By *ippcoupe2Couple over a year ago

cahir/cashel

There was Slugger O'Toole who was d*unk as a rule

And fighting Bill Tracy from Dover

And your man Mick Mc Cann from the banks of the BannWas the skipper of the Irish Rover

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By *ippcoupe2Couple over a year ago

cahir/cashel

There was Slugger O'Toole who was d*unk as a rule

And fighting Bill Tracy from Dover

And your man Mick Mc Cann from the banks of the BannWas the skipper of the Irish Rover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Captain's wife was Mabel

By fuck that bitch was able

She gave the crew their daily screw

upon the Galley table

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The First Mate's name was Cropper

By fuck he wad a whopper

Twice round the deck and round his neck

And up his bum for a stopper!!

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By *cjoyCouple over a year ago

Galway

The captain's daughter Charlotte

Was born and bred a harlot

Her thighs at night were lily white

By morning they were scarlet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The captain's lovely daughter

Liked swimming in the water.

Delighted squeals

Came when some eels

Swam into her sexual quarters.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imagine there's no heaven, its easy if you try.........its not the right song is it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The cook her name was Candy

She loved a slut named Brandy

But while at sea this could not be

So she kept a seaman handy.

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By *iktiki OP Couple over a year ago

city centre

Brilliant... Never thoughtu it would get so many responses lol

But alas paddy yr rite we're all Fecking bored

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By *cjoyCouple over a year ago

Galway

The cabin boy was Kipper

By Christ he was a nipper

He stuffed his ass with broken glass

And circumcised the skipper

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By *iktiki OP Couple over a year ago

city centre

[Removed by poster at 05/05/14 17:07:25]

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By *iktiki OP Couple over a year ago

city centre

For a figure head a lady in bed sucking a dead mans pennis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another cook was O’Malley,

He didn’t dilly dally,

He shot his bolt with such a jolt

It whitewashed half the galley

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By *iktiki OP Couple over a year ago

city centre

"Another cook was O’Malley,

He didn’t dilly dally,

He shot his bolt with such a jolt

It whitewashed half the galley"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Boatswain’s name was Lester,

He was a hymen tester,

Through hymens thick he shoved his prick

And left it there to fester.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The rigger it was Nippy

She liked to show her titty

From mast to mast she swung herself

While the crew all sang this ditty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The rigger it was Nippy

She liked to show her titty

From mast to mast she swung herself

While the crew all sang this ditty!"

Rotfl

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By *iktiki OP Couple over a year ago

city centre

"The Boatswain’s name was Lester,

He was a hymen tester,

Through hymens thick he shoved his prick

And left it there to fester.

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