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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Exactly as the title says,
for a kickoff
isn't it a little on the nose that a place with Ballymena's repuyation has a place called Sheepshill? Almost expected to see some folk loitering in wide brimmed wellies |
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"my random thought is why do people call it southern ireland when its called the republic ? "
Numerous possibilities for that..
Republicans (nationalists) who object to partition.
Southern unionists who are having trouble with the notion of separation from Britain.
Republicans (not necessarily nationalists at all) who feel that entity titled the republic of Ireland is not necessarily the best example of a republic in action.
There may be more. |
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"Why is there so many family parking spaces at the supermarket taken up by ppl that only have a car seat.....and no baby.....thinking of buying one"
I didn't know you could buy babies. That's some supermarket you go to!  |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"Why is there so many family parking spaces at the supermarket taken up by ppl that only have a car seat.....and no baby.....thinking of buying one"
Car seat not a baby before someone points that out |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
otherside of nowhere |
"Why is there so many family parking spaces at the supermarket taken up by ppl that only have a car seat.....and no baby.....thinking of buying one
I didn't know you could buy babies. That's some supermarket you go to! "
a shit too late |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it a 20 km per hour zone at schools?
Its the perfect cruisin speed for peados  "
How do you know what the perfect cruising speed for paedo's is?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What will I tell my boss I done today seeing as how I spent the entire day on fab and little woods?
The very same thought crossed my mind
Mrs L"
I was going to say filing but he knows I done it all on Saturday, so I'm going to go with year end journals - anything got to do with accounts and he doesn't ask as he doesn't have a clue, think I'm safe
On a nicer note, I was very good to myself today and ordered an absolute tonne of new stuff!! Just need somewhere nice to wear them all too now  |
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"What will I tell my boss I done today seeing as how I spent the entire day on fab and little woods?
The very same thought crossed my mind
Mrs L
I was going to say filing but he knows I done it all on Saturday, so I'm going to go with year end journals - anything got to do with accounts and he doesn't ask as he doesn't have a clue, think I'm safe
On a nicer note, I was very good to myself today and ordered an absolute tonne of new stuff!! Just need somewhere nice to wear them all too now "
M&G can be your first port of call  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What will I tell my boss I done today seeing as how I spent the entire day on fab and little woods?
The very same thought crossed my mind
Mrs L
I was going to say filing but he knows I done it all on Saturday, so I'm going to go with year end journals - anything got to do with accounts and he doesn't ask as he doesn't have a clue, think I'm safe
On a nicer note, I was very good to myself today and ordered an absolute tonne of new stuff!! Just need somewhere nice to wear them all too now
M&G can be your first port of call "
You read my mind!!!!! I ordered a lovely navy dress, a green dress and a jumpsuit all of which I had the meet and greet in mind for!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im sitting havin coffee in shopping center and a kid dropped piece of banana skin.im goin to wait til someone slips on it.iv never seen anyone fall on a banana skin only on cartoons"
Saw it in my work, customer slipped on one. Was hilarious, she got a nice claim too! |
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By *ean299Man
over a year ago
Lucan |
"What will I tell my boss I done today seeing as how I spent the entire day on fab and little woods?
The very same thought crossed my mind
Mrs L
I was going to say filing but he knows I done it all on Saturday, so I'm going to go with year end journals - anything got to do with accounts and he doesn't ask as he doesn't have a clue, think I'm safe
On a nicer note, I was very good to myself today and ordered an absolute tonne of new stuff!! Just need somewhere nice to wear them all too now
M&G can be your first port of call
You read my mind!!!!! I ordered a lovely navy dress, a green dress and a jumpsuit all of which I had the meet and greet in mind for!!"
Wonder which one you will wear on the 6th. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath
Will you let me share if I tell you G?
No problem candy jump right in"
Hubs reckons we need about 150Kg of chocolate assuming it's a bath big enough for 2.
I'll bring the straws. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath
Will you let me share if I tell you G?
No problem candy jump right in
Hubs reckons we need about 150Kg of chocolate assuming it's a bath big enough for 2.
I'll bring the straws."
I will bring the strawberries and bananas lol |
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"Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath
Will you let me share if I tell you G?
No problem candy jump right in
Hubs reckons we need about 150Kg of chocolate assuming it's a bath big enough for 2.
I'll bring the straws.
I will bring the strawberries and bananas lol"
Chocolate covered bananas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath
Will you let me share if I tell you G?
No problem candy jump right in
Hubs reckons we need about 150Kg of chocolate assuming it's a bath big enough for 2.
I'll bring the straws.
I will bring the strawberries and bananas lol
Chocolate covered bananas "
That'd be when Long & Mr69 have finished humping those barrels upstairs as a thankyou! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath
Will you let me share if I tell you G?
No problem candy jump right in
Hubs reckons we need about 150Kg of chocolate assuming it's a bath big enough for 2.
I'll bring the straws.
I will bring the strawberries and bananas lol
Chocolate covered bananas
That'd be when Long & Mr69 have finished humping those barrels upstairs as a thankyou!"
Now you are talking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how do you roast butternut squash?
Cut it up, throw it in the oven , pepper over it....it's so delicious!
Thanks! do you peel it? "
yup peel and de seed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do the same men always check my profile a few times a day yet they never say hello? "
Because they are big pervs and like having your pics for wanking material 
Can't say i blame them though
xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my random thought is why do people call it southern ireland when its called the republic ?
Numerous possibilities for that..
Republicans (nationalists) who object to partition.
Southern unionists who are having trouble with the notion of separation from Britain.
Republicans (not necessarily nationalists at all) who feel that entity titled the republic of Ireland is not necessarily the best example of a republic in action.
There may be more. "
I call it mexico |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the Vengabus ever coming?
I've been waiting for it since 1998
Were you alive in 1998?
Cheeky...
Ya know I luv you really xxx"
Haha , Yea but u say that to ALL the guys ( and girls !! ) !!!lol I know, before u say it .........You're Just the loving type !!! ) |
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"Nice trampoline. Maybe I'll have a bounce
with or without matt?"
I don't know where to put him now. I was going to stand him up against the wall, but that was the start of my problems. Maybe I'll just share the trampoline with him. |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"Wonders what's a mattlock?? "
Mattlock was an old lawyer that solved murders his clients were accused of.always wore a whilte suit.bumbling and old.loved by grandpa simpson and all at his retirement home
Havent a clue why hes lying down on micks building site.or why mick stood on him
And am very suprised he struck back n hit mick in balls.never seemed the violent type |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice trampoline. Maybe I'll have a bounce
with or without matt?
I don't know where to put him now. I was going to stand him up against the wall, but that was the start of my problems. Maybe I'll just share the trampoline with him. "
aye keep him on trampoline, what could go wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wonders what's a mattlock??
Mattlock was an old lawyer that solved murders his clients were accused of.always wore a whilte suit.bumbling and old.loved by grandpa simpson and all at his retirement home
Havent a clue why hes lying down on micks building site.or why mick stood on him
And am very suprised he struck back n hit mick in balls.never seemed the violent type"
PMSL.......yep I remember him. The poor sod. Never seemed the violent sort to me either!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonders what's a mattlock??
Its the same as a pick. Used more for digging and wrecking mens balls lol"
Ohhh I like that definition........don't know why  |
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Mattlock always seemed like a tool to me though!
Much more effective is the tool known as a mattock. It's like a pick. It has two different blades. One like an axe, and the other a short, flat blade. Very effective for breaking hard ground and chopping roots, etc. It's also very effective as a nutcracker.  |
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