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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Search through the profiles to see who's looking good. Why do some girls eat so much food (not you)??
Paula's on the vodka, Tammy lights a cig.
Patricia's fooling no-one in that badly fitted wig.
Girls wanting marriage, cougars galore.Ladies
Profiles with no pictures in case the hubby finds out.
Updates in themix, what's it all about??
Feeling kinda jaded, a refund would be nice
Stuck here until the Christmadso now I'll pay the price.
No-onesseeking love, no-one wants romance.
No-one cares whats in the heart, just what's in the pants!!
Don't want to see your handbags, don't want to know your wealth?
There's more important things in life like honesty and health.
I like a peaceful life, forget the late night clubs.
Pour the wine beside the fire and I'll give you shoulder rubs.
My life is full and plenty, I've got my every wish.
The only piece that's missing is someone hot to kiss.
So if you feeling tempted to ask me on a date.
Check you got a heart that's true before you tempt your fate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Search through the profiles to see who's looking good. Why do some girls eat so much food (not you)??
Paula's on the vodka, Tammy lights a cig.
Patricia's fooling no-one in that badly fitted wig.
Girls wanting marriage, cougars galore.Ladies
Profiles with no pictures in case the hubby finds out.
Updates in themix, what's it all about??
Feeling kinda jaded, a refund would be nice
Stuck here until the Christmadso now I'll pay the price.
No-onesseeking love, no-one wants romance.
No-one cares whats in the heart, just what's in the pants!!
Don't want to see your handbags, don't want to know your wealth?
There's more important things in life like honesty and health.
I like a peaceful life, forget the late night clubs.
Pour the wine beside the fire and I'll give you shoulder rubs.
My life is full and plenty, I've got my every wish.
The only piece that's missing is someone hot to kiss.
So if you feeling tempted to ask me on a date.
Check you got a heart that's true before you tempt your fate"
God, I have to hand it to you for effort!! lol!   |
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"I thought poems were meant to somewhat rhyme?? 
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Yep your correct, the difference between poetry and prose:
A woman at the seaside
Walking on the front
Went into the water
It came up to her knees.
That's prose, if she had gone in another foot it would have been poetry.
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"I thought poems were meant to somewhat rhyme??
Yep your correct, the difference between poetry and prose:
A woman at the seaside
Walking on the front
Went into the water
It came up to her knees.
That's prose, if she had gone in another foot it would have been poetry.
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Classic!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought poems were meant to somewhat rhyme??
Yep your correct, the difference between poetry and prose:
A woman at the seaside
Walking on the front
Went into the water
It came up to her knees.
That's prose, if she had gone in another foot it would have been poetry.
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Hahahha. that's a good one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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all the fellas join fabswingers
thinking its full of mingers
wholl drop their knickers
without paying for dinners
the guys want their hole
even those on the dole
it soon becomes apparent
roides a plenty there arent
so in the dead of the night
they become user no longer on site
so ladies get yer tits out
and get yer bits out
and if yer ever up this way
give such n such a fella a shout
therell be no winin
no dinin
but loads of 69 n
randy farmers
chancing armers
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"all the fellas join fabswingers
thinking its full of mingers
wholl drop their knickers
without paying for dinners
the guys want their hole
even those on the dole
it soon becomes apparent
roides a plenty there arent
so in the dead of the night
they become user no longer on site
so ladies get yer tits out
and get yer bits out
and if yer ever up this way
give such n such a fella a shout
therell be no winin
no dinin
but loads of 69 n
randy farmers
chancing armers
"
brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"that took me 3 mins dan , imagine what i could do if i really put some effort he he xx"
You are a woman if many talents but I've yet to find out about them all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"all the fellas join fabswingers
thinking its full of mingers
wholl drop their knickers
without paying for dinners
the guys want their hole
even those on the dole
it soon becomes apparent
roides a plenty there arent
so in the dead of the night
they become user no longer on site
so ladies get yer tits out
and get yer bits out
and if yer ever up this way
give such n such a fella a shout
therell be no winin
no dinin
but loads of 69 n
randy farmers
chancing armers
"
lmao! |
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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago
Galway |
"all the fellas join fabswingers
thinking its full of mingers
wholl drop their knickers
without paying for dinners
the guys want their hole
even those on the dole
it soon becomes apparent
roides a plenty there arent
so in the dead of the night
they become user no longer on site
so ladies get yer tits out
and get yer bits out
and if yer ever up this way
give such n such a fella a shout
therell be no winin
no dinin
but loads of 69 n
randy farmers
chancing armers
"
Love it!!
Miss McJoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is now a site called Fabswingers
Which ppl say is full of mingers
But what i have found
Is that most are sound
As their courtesy towards me always lingers.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear what can the matter be?
DungannonDan's had no luck with flattery
Now he's hopin the ladies think laterally
And give him a wink or two.....
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mrs 2-4 stranger. You can do better than that |
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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago
Galway |
There is this naughty place, where I like to be,
Filled with laughs and fun, and winks and fab's for you and me
Men with great big throbbing knobs, who know just what to do
And girls who are all so hot, who'll instantly cum for you
With lots of pics for us to perv on, aren't we spoiled for choice
Come and join us on the forum, we'll surely hear your voice
Don't be afraid to say hello, we are a friendly bunch
Short and tall or slim or stout, for here we have them all
A place that we can gather to share our naughty traits
This place is Fab and I for one, well I just think it's great
Miss McJoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is this naughty place, where I like to be,
Filled with laughs and fun, and winks and fab's for you and me
Men with great big throbbing knobs, who know just what to do
And girls who are all so hot, who'll instantly cum for you
With lots of pics for us to perv on, aren't we spoiled for choice
Come and join us on the forum, we'll surely hear your voice
Don't be afraid to say hello, we are a friendly bunch
Short and tall or slim or stout, for here we have them all
A place that we can gather to share our naughty traits
This place is Fab and I for one, well I just think it's great
Miss McJoy "
. Very good |
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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago
Galway |
"There is this naughty place, where I like to be,
Filled with laughs and fun, and winks and fab's for you and me
Men with great big throbbing knobs, who know just what to do
And girls who are all so hot, who'll instantly cum for you
With lots of pics for us to perv on, aren't we spoiled for choice
Come and join us on the forum, we'll surely hear your voice
Don't be afraid to say hello, we are a friendly bunch
Short and tall or slim or stout, for here we have them all
A place that we can gather to share our naughty traits
This place is Fab and I for one, well I just think it's great
Miss McJoy . Very good "
Thank you
Miss McJoy |
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