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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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mine was a fella whos username suggested he posessed a phallic rod of iron between his legs ..who when met admitted he cant ever get it up and when he does ... it never stays hard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"mine was a fella whos username suggested he posessed a phallic rod of iron between his legs ..who when met admitted he cant ever get it up and when he does ... it never stays hard "
..........lol.....one of the vwe gang..... |
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I was chatting to someone in another site a few years ago and she told me she was into much taller men. On her profile it said she was 5'3" and I pointed out that I wasn't that much taller than her at all. She said I'd be perfect so she invited me round one morning. When I met her it turned out she was actually 4'3". It was a bit strange to say the least.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was chatting to someone in another site a few years ago and she told me she was into much taller men. On her profile it said she was 5'3" and I pointed out that I wasn't that much taller than her at all. She said I'd be perfect so she invited me round one morning. When I met her it turned out she was actually 4'3". It was a bit strange to say the least. "
4'3"!!! Was her name Juliet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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continuously told "I just love going down on a woman"
most who brag about this, lies all lies ffs
I'm separated is another one except they're not
Could go on and on but you wheedle out the liars evantually lol x
some deserve an Oscar tho!! Award winning performance and rarely in the bedroom department I'm afraid!!  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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A guy who said he had his own Indian female Kama Sutra and Tantra teacher and that he assisted her giving courses of the mentioned. She telling him that he's the best ever lover she had! When I met him all he could do was missionary position, everything else soften him up! Still getting back pain thinking of it!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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i just remembered another one from the vault of fuckerys disasters ... a fella who never mentioned he was definately lacking in the trouser dept ...and proceeded to attempt to fuck me with his massive hard love sword (his words) 2 inches max and soft as a mushy mini banana ..gas part was ...same fella claimed to moonlight as an escort for rich older women  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i just remembered another one from the vault of fuckerys disasters ... a fella who never mentioned he was definately lacking in the trouser dept ...and proceeded to attempt to fuck me with his massive hard love sword (his words) 2 inches max and soft as a mushy mini banana ..gas part was ...same fella claimed to moonlight as an escort for rich older women "
Oh dear! Sounds like the only moonlight was coming through his window while he dreamed about rich, older women. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"i just remembered another one from the vault of fuckerys disasters ... a fella who never mentioned he was definately lacking in the trouser dept ...and proceeded to attempt to fuck me with his massive hard love sword (his words) 2 inches max and soft as a mushy mini banana ..gas part was ...same fella claimed to moonlight as an escort for rich older women "
lol had a similar experience, my sports for that evening was running very fast... |
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Read that too quickly and thought for a second he tried to fuck you with a banana 
