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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm seriously considering starting reading lessons for guys on fab,
Starting with days of the week, time and meaning of Bi,
After posting on our status looking for 2 bi guys, one very genuine and lovely guy turned up.
The rest consisted of offers from straight guys or bi guys who were ok with guys sucking them off but not other way round ??
People who suddenly couldn't make it due to unexpected guests, work, broken down car( I swear if I opened a fab recovery service I'd be rich)
And then a flood of mails 10 hours after the event of why we didn't contact them ????
Sorry it's not our job to trawl through faceless un verified profiles looking for your magical cock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you feel better now?
I thought this was going to be a thread about the illiterate guys (and girls) who can't string a legible sentence together on the forums. How wrong I was.
Sorry for your troubles though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you feel better now?
I thought this was going to be a thread about the illiterate guys (and girls) who can't string a legible sentence together on the forums. How wrong I was.
Sorry for your troubles though. "
I was looking for a grammar and spelling thread.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe those single guys that you are complaining much about got confused as the male part of your couples is described as 'straight', however you were still looking for two bi guys. I have no idea what was your fantasy and I understand it is almost impossible to give details in a status update field due to limited space, however you can surely understand that this could have been confusing to people?
Anyway, not only single guys do not show up to meetings. Even for the social party in Dublin few weeks ago around 20% or 25% of people didn't show up. I have a feeling these were not single guys that did not come...
Hope next time you will be more lucky with your fantasy. Good luck.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm seriously considering starting reading lessons for guys on fab,
Starting with days of the week, time and meaning of Bi...
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Don't use abbreviations, Bi means two so maybe the other guy thought being number 2 made him Bi?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe those single guys that you are complaining much about got confused as the male part of your couples is described as 'straight', however you were still looking for two bi guys. I have no idea what was your fantasy and I understand it is almost impossible to give details in a status update field due to limited space, however you can surely understand that this could have been confusing to people?
Anyway, not only single guys do not show up to meetings. Even for the social party in Dublin few weeks ago around 20% or 25% of people didn't show up. I have a feeling these were not single guys that did not come...
Hope next time you will be more lucky with your fantasy. Good luck. "
I am straight (mj) hence looking for two bi guys for Katie's bi mmf fantasy.
And I also have a single male profile for years on here and have never cancelled a meet after agreeing to attend something. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm seriously considering starting reading lessons for guys on fab.
Starting with days of the week, time and meaning of bi.
After posting on our status looking for 2 bi guys, one very genuine and lovely guy turned up.
The rest consisted of offers from straight guys or bi guys who were ok with guys sucking them off but not other way round ??
People who suddenly couldn't make it due to unexpected guests, work, or broken down car( I swear if I opened a fab recovery service I'd be rich)
and then a flood of mails 10 hours after the event of why we didn't contact them ????
Sorry it's not our job to trawl through faceless un verified profiles looking for your magical cock "
Amended because you can't talk about illiterate men without making sure your post is grammatically correct. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Amended because you can't talk about illiterate men without making sure your post is grammatically correct. "
Thanks for that, next time we're planning something we'll hire you as a secretary  |
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It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both  |
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both "
Damn, that would've been good if it wasn't for the couple of awful errors!  |
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"I'm seriously considering starting reading lessons for guys on fab.
Starting with days of the week, time and meaning of bi.
After posting on our status looking for 2 bi guys, one very genuine and lovely guy turned up.
The rest consisted of offers from straight guys or bi guys who were ok with guys sucking them off but not other way round ??
People who suddenly couldn't make it due to unexpected guests, work, or broken down car( I swear if I opened a fab recovery service I'd be rich)
and then a flood of mails 10 hours after the event of why we didn't contact them ????
Sorry it's not our job to trawl through faceless un verified profiles looking for your magical cock
Amended because you can't talk about illiterate men without making sure your post is grammatically correct. "  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both "
Vroom? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Amended because you can't talk about illiterate men without making sure your post is grammatically correct.
Thanks for that, next time we're planning something we'll hire you as a secretary "
Is the pay good?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Amended because you can't talk about illiterate men without making sure your post is grammatically correct.
Thanks for that, next time we're planning something we'll hire you as a secretary
Is the pay good? "
They only pay bi-weekly... |
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Damn, that would've been good if it wasn't for the couple of awful errors! "
I noticed but couldn't be bothered to change them as the point still the same and some are autocorrect! Plus being illiterate does not implicate,that one has to be grammatically correct!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Amended because you can't talk about illiterate men without making sure your post is grammatically correct.
Thanks for that, next time we're planning something we'll hire you as a secretary
Is the pay good?
They only pay bi-weekly..."
Is that twice weekly or every two weeks?  |
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Vroom?" Sorry didn't get what you mean  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Amended because you can't talk about illiterate men without making sure your post is grammatically correct.
Thanks for that, next time we're planning something we'll hire you as a secretary
Is the pay good?
They only pay bi-weekly...
Is that twice weekly or every two weeks? "
Therein lies the bi confusion... |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Vroom?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Vroom? Sorry didn't get what you mean "
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Vroom? Sorry didn't get what you mean
My apologies, thinking out loud."
Is that the name of a song?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Amended because you can't talk about illiterate men without making sure your post is grammatically correct.
Thanks for that, next time we're planning something we'll hire you as a secretary
Is the pay good?
They only pay bi-weekly...
Is that twice weekly or every two weeks?
Therein lies the bi confusion..."
biannual is twice yearly while
biennial is once every two years. Does the same apply to weeks?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Vroom?
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Yep...I thinks the same  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Vroom?
Yep...I thinks the same "
I had a sneaky suspicion  |
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Vroom?
Yep...I thinks the same
I had a sneaky suspicion "
About what exactly?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Vroom?
Yep...I thinks the same
I had a sneaky suspicion
About what exactly? "
I'm sorry,it appears I'm wrong
doesn't happen often! I'm sorry dude..good luck with your party thanks for the face pic  |
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Vroom?
Yep...I thinks the same
I had a sneaky suspicion
About what exactly?
I'm sorry,it appears I'm wrong
doesn't happen often! I'm sorry dude..good luck with your party thanks for the face pic "
Mmmmmmmmmmmm must be male half as female halves would never admit wrong doing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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biannual is twice yearly while
biennial is once every two years. Does the same apply to weeks?
Thanks!! I never knew that"
I had an agruement in work about it before so had to Google it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Vroom?
Yep...I thinks the same
I had a sneaky suspicion
About what exactly?
I'm sorry,it appears I'm wrong
doesn't happen often! I'm sorry dude..good luck with your party thanks for the face pic
Mmmmmmmmmmmm must be male half as female halves would never admit wrong doing "
Occasionally every blue moon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Vroom?
Yep...I thinks the same
I had a sneaky suspicion
About what exactly? "
Thought you were someone else sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Damn, that would've been good if it wasn't for the couple of awful errors!
I noticed but couldn't be bothered to change them as the point still the same and some are autocorrect! Plus being illiterate does not implicate,that one has to be grammatically correct! " ...this just gets worser and worser. ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Damn, that would've been good if it wasn't for the couple of awful errors!
I noticed but couldn't be bothered to change them as the point still the same and some are autocorrect! Plus being illiterate does not implicate,that one has to be grammatically correct! ...this just gets worser and worser. .. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Damn, that would've been good if it wasn't for the couple of awful errors!
I noticed but couldn't be bothered to change them as the point still the same and some are autocorrect! Plus being illiterate does not implicate,that one has to be grammatically correct! " ....this just gets worser and worser. ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Damn, that would've been good if it wasn't for the couple of awful errors!
I noticed but couldn't be bothered to change them as the point still the same and some are autocorrect! Plus being illiterate does not implicate,that one has to be grammatically correct! " ....this just gets worser and worser. ..  |
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Damn, that would've been good if it wasn't for the couple of awful errors!
I noticed but couldn't be bothered to change them as the point still the same and some are autocorrect! Plus being illiterate does not implicate,that one has to be grammatically correct! ....this just gets worser and worser. .. " A
Are you just asking for it? Yes you are... Lol its worse and worse, or much worse, as it's an irregular rule in the English language to denote the word good ( better or worse) just a tip |
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Damn, that would've been good if it wasn't for the couple of awful errors!
I noticed but couldn't be bothered to change them as the point still the same and some are autocorrect! Plus being illiterate does not implicate,that one has to be grammatically correct! ....this just gets worser and worser. .. A
Are you just asking for it? Yes you are... Lol its worse and worse, or much worse, as it's an irregular rule in the English language to denote the word good ( better or worse) just a tip "
Defo Vroom IMO. |
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"More guy bashing. Yaaaaaawwwwwn.
Where's the guy bashing? I see grammar bashing and nothing more
Did you read the original post.
I sir am not illiterate and can read and write"
Capital S in sir please. I'm not any common Sir lol. I'm off for a pee.
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"More guy bashing. Yaaaaaawwwwwn.
Where's the guy bashing? I see grammar bashing and nothing more
Did you read the original post.
I sir am not illiterate and can read and write
Capital S in sir please. I'm not any common Sir lol. I'm off for a pee.
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My apologies Sir! I have been grammatically corrected  |
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"More guy bashing. Yaaaaaawwwwwn.
Where's the guy bashing? I see grammar bashing and nothing more
Did you read the original post.
I sir am not illiterate and can read and write
Capital S in sir please. I'm not any common Sir lol. I'm off for a pee.
My apologies Sir! I have been grammatically corrected "
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Damn, that would've been good if it wasn't for the couple of awful errors!
I noticed but couldn't be bothered to change them as the point still the same and some are autocorrect! Plus being illiterate does not implicate,that one has to be grammatically correct! ....this just gets worser and worser. .. A
Are you just asking for it? Yes you are... Lol its worse and worse, or much worse, as it's an irregular rule in the English language to denote the word good ( better or worse) just a tip
Defo Vroom IMO."
it couldn't be vroom vroom as he is banned from the forums  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Damn, that would've been good if it wasn't for the couple of awful errors!
I noticed but couldn't be bothered to change them as the point still the same and some are autocorrect! Plus being illiterate does not implicate,that one has to be grammatically correct! ....this just gets worser and worser. .. A
Are you just asking for it? Yes you are... Lol its worse and worse, or much worse, as it's an irregular rule in the English language to denote the word good ( better or worse) just a tip " ....its ironic that you're talking about irony....and sarcasm staring you in the face....the smiley face not give you a clue? |
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It's interesting that the replies are going off on the line of grammar etc, which is to a degree par for the course
However, and im not starting a single guy bash here, the point of the op as in the way they got responses before and after they put the feelers out for a meet
Many of us have experienced similar sorts of thing and yes it is bloody frustrating to say the least |
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Damn, that would've been good if it wasn't for the couple of awful errors!
I noticed but couldn't be bothered to change them as the point still the same and some are autocorrect! Plus being illiterate does not implicate,that one has to be grammatically correct! ....this just gets worser and worser. .. A
Are you just asking for it? Yes you are... Lol its worse and worse, or much worse, as it's an irregular rule in the English language to denote the word good ( better or worse) just a tip ....its ironic that you're talking about irony....and sarcasm staring you in the face....did my wrinkled face not give you a clue?" ? |
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Damn, that would've been good if it wasn't for the couple of awful errors!
I noticed but couldn't be bothered to change them as the point still the same and some are autocorrect! Plus being illiterate does not implicate,that one has to be grammatically correct! ....this just gets worser and worser. .. A
Are you just asking for it? Yes you are... Lol its worse and worse, or much worse, as it's an irregular rule in the English language to denote the word good ( better or worse) just a tip " .....it's definitely worserer...  |
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Damn, that would've been good if it wasn't for the couple of awful errors!
I noticed but couldn't be bothered to change them as the point still the same and some are autocorrect! Plus being illiterate does not implicate,that one has to be grammatically correct! ....this just gets worser and worser. .. A
Are you just asking for it? Yes you are... Lol its worse and worse, or much worse, as it's an irregular rule in the English language to denote the word good ( better or worse) just a tip .....it's definitely worserer... " ...I concur. ...worserer and worserer. ..dare I say. ..maybe the worserest... |
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Met a girl who loved kissing....really into it...we agreed to meet....she dropped her panties....and proceeded to pee on my....wtf i said....she said she loved pissing but was illiterate and spelt kissing by mistake....she later texted me and apologised and asked to meet for a shag.....i shudder to think what she really meant |
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"It's no one pointing out the most obvious thing op is complaining of single guys not knowing the meaning of Bi, but the irony is he doesn't know the meaning of illiterate. Here it is for you
Illiterate: a person that can't not read or write!
And this men were clearly able to do both
Damn, that would've been good if it wasn't for the couple of awful errors!
I noticed but couldn't be bothered to change them as the point still the same and some are autocorrect! Plus being illiterate does not implicate,that one has to be grammatically correct! ....this just gets worser and worser. .. A
Are you just asking for it? Yes you are... Lol its worse and worse, or much worse, as it's an irregular rule in the English language to denote the word good ( better or worse) just a tip .....it's definitely worserer... ...I concur. ...worserer and worserer. ..dare I say. ..maybe the worserest..."
It's even more worserer than that!
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