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over a year ago
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"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG."
Really?? With a profile like yours I'm surprised you can walk out the door without women throwing themselves at your feet and men trying to stab you with jealousy of your gidlike body  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG.
Really?? With a profile like yours I'm surprised you can walk out the door without women throwing themselves at your feet and men trying to stab you with jealousy of your gidlike body "
That's what I thought as well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wouldnt even look at your profile if we saw it. screams angry and you havent made any effort.I took lots of time with my profile. "
This is a joke..... Right?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stop shouting for 1 ......
Why? Your whole profile is in caps  Does that make a difference.
Yes it makes you look like you can't work a keyboard"
Ok but I'm usually very good with my fingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG.
Really?? With a profile like yours I'm surprised you can walk out the door without women throwing themselves at your feet and men trying to stab you with jealousy of your gidlike body That's what I thought as well."
Well thought has obviously made a fool of ya... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think this site has a certain group of people on it. On other sites I've been able to get away with height and personality (looks aswell but I don't think they're great)
But on this site it's tough to get to know people as there are so many men on here hounding the women that the women don't want to give anyone a chance.
Not saying I that's a bad thing, I know where they're coming from |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I've just copped this profile now. Don't get what you mean.
I understand what I meant, a few others may have so it's best left at that, enjoy fab  "
Your talking in riddles. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah! I was wondering were our Sligo sky remote hiding friend had gone ...welcome back! You've been dissed!...MISSED...MISSED...YOU'VE BEEN MISSED"
What's going on here you are the fourth person
talking in riddles haven't a clue what you're on about.can you please explain. THANKS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wonder, as a man, could I get away with a similar profile to what some women have on here, without being kicked off the site? Something along the lines of:
No fat cows, no old bags, no cellulite, no flabby thighs, no floppy tits, no short women, no overly hairy muff mongers, no single mums on welfare or separated divorced women living off alimony.
Must be financially independent and a self made women (no spoiled daddy's girls living off old hand-me-down family money) Preferable an ambitious, independent entrepreneur type woman who has made her millions in e-commerce or similar lucrative field (so can afford to support herself in event of pregnancy and relationship breakdown)
Must be an excellent cook, by that I mean a trained chef as I'm a picky eater.
Must be able to maintain a clean and tidy household, take out garbage, wash car, mow lawns etc.
Must have a musical background and be able to play bass guitar like Flea and electric guitar like Eddie Van Halen, or at least be able to play Eruption note for note, and also sing to an acceptable non irritating standard.
Must have a happy disposition 24/7 and never whinge, argue or slam doors or cupboards or break things etc.
Must never say no to sex and always be well presented, extremely attractive and behave in a lady like manner at all times, except in bedroom. |
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"I wonder, as a man, could I get away with a similar profile to what some women have on here, without being kicked off the site? Something along the lines of:
No fat cows, no old bags, no cellulite, no flabby thighs, no floppy tits, no short women, no overly hairy muff mongers, no single mums on welfare or separated divorced women living off alimony.
Must be financially independent and a self made women (no spoiled daddy's girls living off old hand-me-down family money) Preferable an ambitious, independent entrepreneur type woman who has made her millions in e-commerce or similar lucrative field (so can afford to support herself in event of pregnancy and relationship breakdown)
Must be an excellent cook, by that I mean a trained chef as I'm a picky eater.
Must be able to maintain a clean and tidy household, take out garbage, wash car, mow lawns etc.
Must have a musical background and be able to play bass guitar like Flea and electric guitar like Eddie Van Halen, or at least be able to play Eruption note for note, and also sing to an acceptable non irritating standard.
Must have a happy disposition 24/7 and never whinge, argue or slam doors or cupboards or break things etc.
Must never say no to sex and always be well presented, extremely attractive and behave in a lady like manner at all times, except in bedroom."
Here I am .....but alas I am taken ...thanks to Ollie pop....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lost the first part of my post?
Anyways, funny profile for a guy. lol I'm to sexy for my shirt.
I've seen much worse profiles from women, like no fat guys, bald guys, old guys, short guys etc etc. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Our one liner friend is back from holliers maybe?
Yup Sligo, Roscommon and now Cavan Im guessing he hols in Leitrim
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Another one talking in riddles. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely you have had a shag now  Are you offering a shag.
Well with a body like yours I'm surprised your still looking "
I'm very choose.But will make an exception for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely you have had a shag now Are you offering a shag.
Well with a body like yours I'm surprised your still looking I'm very choose.But will make an exception for you."
Ahhhhhh...Thanks I feel really special now!
A warm feeling on my tummy...
Did you just wank on my tummy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely you have had a shag now Are you offering a shag.
Well with a body like yours I'm surprised your still looking I'm very choose.But will make an exception for you.
Ahhhhhh...Thanks I feel really special now!
A warm feeling on my tummy...
Did you just wank on my tummy "
That was weeks ago it should be cooler by now and you should wash it off now. |
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"I wonder, as a man, could I get away with a similar profile to what some women have on here, without being kicked off the site? Something along the lines of:
No fat cows, no old bags, no cellulite, no flabby thighs, no floppy tits, no short women, no overly hairy muff mongers, no single mums on welfare or separated divorced women living off alimony.
Must be financially independent and a self made women (no spoiled daddy's girls living off old hand-me-down family money) Preferable an ambitious, independent entrepreneur type woman who has made her millions in e-commerce or similar lucrative field (so can afford to support herself in event of pregnancy and relationship breakdown)
Must be an excellent cook, by that I mean a trained chef as I'm a picky eater.
Must be able to maintain a clean and tidy household, take out garbage, wash car, mow lawns etc.
Must have a musical background and be able to play bass guitar like Flea and electric guitar like Eddie Van Halen, or at least be able to play Eruption note for note, and also sing to an acceptable non irritating standard.
Must have a happy disposition 24/7 and never whinge, argue or slam doors or cupboards or break things etc.
Must never say no to sex and always be well presented, extremely attractive and behave in a lady like manner at all times, except in bedroom.
Here I am .....but alas I am taken ...thanks to Ollie pop.... "
Funnily enough....I was going to say something sarcastic to that ...
But feck it she is...
And if you meet us out, as happened several times at the Venue Saturday night...(what a great night by the way)
Stopping saying to me I'm a lucky guy!!
Ollie..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder, as a man, could I get away with a similar profile to what some women have on here, without being kicked off the site? Something along the lines of:
No fat cows, no old bags, no cellulite, no flabby thighs, no floppy tits, no short women, no overly hairy muff mongers, no single mums on welfare or separated divorced women living off alimony.
Must be financially independent and a self made women (no spoiled daddy's girls living off old hand-me-down family money) Preferable an ambitious, independent entrepreneur type woman who has made her millions in e-commerce or similar lucrative field (so can afford to support herself in event of pregnancy and relationship breakdown)
Must be an excellent cook, by that I mean a trained chef as I'm a picky eater.
Must be able to maintain a clean and tidy household, take out garbage, wash car, mow lawns etc.
Must have a musical background and be able to play bass guitar like Flea and electric guitar like Eddie Van Halen, or at least be able to play Eruption note for note, and also sing to an acceptable non irritating standard.
Must have a happy disposition 24/7 and never whinge, argue or slam doors or cupboards or break things etc.
Must never say no to sex and always be well presented, extremely attractive and behave in a lady like manner at all times, except in bedroom.
Here I am .....but alas I am taken ...thanks to Ollie pop....
Funnily enough....I was going to say something sarcastic to that ...
But feck it she is...
And if you meet us out, as happened several times at the Venue Saturday night...(what a great night by the way)
Stopping saying to me I'm a lucky guy!!
Ollie.. "
Extremely lucky both of u |
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"I wonder, as a man, could I get away with a similar profile to what some women have on here, without being kicked off the site? Something along the lines of:
No fat cows, no old bags, no cellulite, no flabby thighs, no floppy tits, no short women, no overly hairy muff mongers, no single mums on welfare or separated divorced women living off alimony.
Must be financially independent and a self made women (no spoiled daddy's girls living off old hand-me-down family money) Preferable an ambitious, independent entrepreneur type woman who has made her millions in e-commerce or similar lucrative field (so can afford to support herself in event of pregnancy and relationship breakdown)
Must be an excellent cook, by that I mean a trained chef as I'm a picky eater.
Must be able to maintain a clean and tidy household, take out garbage, wash car, mow lawns etc.
Must have a musical background and be able to play bass guitar like Flea and electric guitar like Eddie Van Halen, or at least be able to play Eruption note for note, and also sing to an acceptable non irritating standard.
Must have a happy disposition 24/7 and never whinge, argue or slam doors or cupboards or break things etc.
Must never say no to sex and always be well presented, extremely attractive and behave in a lady like manner at all times, except in bedroom.
Here I am .....but alas I am taken ...thanks to Ollie pop....
Funnily enough....I was going to say something sarcastic to that ...
But feck it she is...
And if you meet us out, as happened several times at the Venue Saturday night...(what a great night by the way)
Stopping saying to me I'm a lucky guy!!
Ollie..
Extremely lucky both of u "
Awe you say the sweetest things missy...loved your dress by the way...you should wear the top a little lower though...
Ollie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG.
Here's a deal, I shag ur sister, & u shag mine "
Ok I will shag your sister. |
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"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG.
Here's a deal, I shag ur sister, & u shag mine Ok I will shag your sister. "
She may be a screamer...wear ear protection. ...lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG.
Here's a deal, I shag ur sister, & u shag mine Ok I will shag your sister.
She may be a screamer...wear ear protection. ...lol"
I'm well used to them screaming with pleasure . |
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