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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah yes, can see it now...(sort of to the tune...)
"On the 1st fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me a dude pretending to be a chick
On the 2nd fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick
On the 3rd fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick
On the 4th fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 4 gay dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick
On the 5th fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gay dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick
On the 6th fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick
On the 7th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick
On the 8th fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 8 hours of wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick
On the 9th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 9 inches of wood, 8 hours wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick
On the 10th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 10 women seeking money, 9 inches of wood, 8 hours wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick
On the 11th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 11 too good to be true profiles, 10 women seeking money, 9 inches of wood, 8 hours wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick
On the 12th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 12 seconds of joy!!!!!!!! 11 too good to be true profiles, 10 women seeking money, 9 inches of wood, 8 hours wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick
Fuck it, it doesn't rhyme...
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