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over a year ago
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"Hey, I've been toying with the idea of doing a home made film, anyone any thoughts if it is a good, bad idea?"
Dunno? What's a good bad idea?
Have you lost the plot?
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Well you're gonna have to think about:
Locations
Casting
Crew
Lighting
Best Boy
Key grip
Dolly grip
Editing
Craft Services
Marketing
Promotion
What's your budget? Any big names attached?"
Director
Release Date
Funding
Projected Box Office Sales |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Well you're gonna have to think about:
Locations
Casting
Crew
Lighting
Best Boy
Key grip
Dolly grip
Editing
Craft Services
Marketing
Promotion
What's your budget? Any big names attached?
Director
Release Date
Funding
Projected Box Office Sales"
Fluffler |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Well you're gonna have to think about:
Locations
Casting
Crew
Lighting
Best Boy
Key grip
Dolly grip
Editing
Craft Services
Marketing
Promotion
What's your budget? Any big names attached?
Director
Release Date
Funding
Projected Box Office Sales
Fluffler"
Rent an apartment in Hollywood for when he hits the big time.
Buy a private jet |
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By *ionman OP Man
over a year ago
Strabane |
"Well you're gonna have to think about:
Locations
Casting
Crew
Lighting
Best Boy
Key grip
Dolly grip
Editing
Craft Services
Marketing
Promotion
What's your budget? Any big names attached?
Director
Release Date
Funding
Projected Box Office Sales
Fluffler
Rent an apartment in Hollywood for when he hits the big time.
Buy a private jet"
I just got the last 2 haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Of course you'll be a lead actor.....ahem ahem 
No, not necessarily
He meant ...need...
Kaiser ain't backward about coming forward 
Haha sorry read that wrong, quite forward, well played"
And the Oscar goes to.......Kaizer in the amazing home made thingy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's the plot?
How about this....
A man lost at sea after a failed attempt to circumnavigate the globe. He washes ashore a mysterious island to discover it's sole inhabitants are all female. 
But the island holds many secrets.....
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"What's the plot?
How about this....
A man lost at sea after a failed attempt to circumnavigate the globe. He washes ashore a mysterious island to discover it's sole inhabitants are all female.
But the island holds many secrets.....
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They've been living on a diet of chopped liver and crave some sausage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the plot?
How about this....
A man lost at sea after a failed attempt to circumnavigate the globe. He washes ashore a mysterious island to discover it's sole inhabitants are all female.
But the island holds many secrets.....
They've been living on a diet of chopped liver and crave some sausage"
And have extremely long clits 
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"What's the plot?
How about this....
A man lost at sea after a failed attempt to circumnavigate the globe. He washes ashore a mysterious island to discover it's sole inhabitants are all female.
But the island holds many secrets.....
They've been living on a diet of chopped liver and crave some sausage
And have extremely long clits
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They've put their pics on 10 sites and still nobody came to save them  |
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"Well you're gonna have to think about:
Locations
Casting
Crew
Lighting
Best Boy
Key grip
Dolly grip
Editing
Craft Services
Marketing
Promotion
What's your budget? Any big names attached?
Director
Release Date
Funding
Projected Box Office Sales"
& then youl have the reviews & the criticks , thats the best part what the GP think of it. |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Well you're gonna have to think about:
Locations
Casting
Crew
Lighting
Best Boy
Key grip
Dolly grip
Editing
Craft Services
Marketing
Promotion
What's your budget? Any big names attached?
Director
Release Date
Funding
Projected Box Office Sales
Fluffler
Rent an apartment in Hollywood for when he hits the big time.
Buy a private jet
I just got the last 2 haha"
I see your wearing your suit for the Oscar's in your profile pic too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the plot?
How about this....
A man lost at sea after a failed attempt to circumnavigate the globe. He washes ashore a mysterious island to discover it's sole inhabitants are all female.
But the island holds many secrets.....
They've been living on a diet of chopped liver and crave some sausage
And have extremely long clits
"
No that's a bit odd |
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"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians 
Which is why all the guys came to the island!"
...and then became frustrated when they discovered that real lesbians are different to the porn lesbians that they had grown up watching in Ireland. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians
Which is why all the guys came to the island!"
Please re read the damn plot 
These never knew a man's touch, until that day......
Everything changed 
(Note standard clitorises will be in use)
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"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians
Which is why all the guys came to the island!
Please re read the damn plot
These never knew a man's touch, until that day......
Everything changed
(Note standard clitorises will be in use)
"
The Manbeast sure does talk purdy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians
Which is why all the guys came to the island!
Please re read the damn plot
These never knew a man's touch, until that day......
Everything changed
(Note standard clitorises will be in use)
The Manbeast sure does talk purdy "
Ohhh has the man beast cum to change their wicked ways |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians
Which is why all the guys came to the island!
Please re read the damn plot
These never knew a man's touch, until that day......
Everything changed
(Note standard clitorises will be in use)
The Manbeast sure does talk purdy "
He's starting to sound like Morgan Freeman |
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"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians
Which is why all the guys came to the island!
Please re read the damn plot
These never knew a man's touch, until that day......
Everything changed
(Note standard clitorises will be in use)
The Manbeast sure does talk purdy
He's starting to sound like Morgan Freeman "
There's a danger that he'll turn us all.. |
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"Well you're gonna have to think about:
Locations
Casting
Crew
Lighting
Best Boy
Key grip
Dolly gripgaffer and teaser
Editing
Craft Services
Marketing
Promotion
What's your budget? Any big names attached?
Director
Release Date
Funding
Projected Box Office Sales
Fluffler"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians
Which is why all the guys came to the island!
Please re read the damn plot
These never knew a man's touch, until that day......
Everything changed
(Note standard clitorises will be in use)
The Manbeast sure does talk purdy
He's starting to sound like Morgan Freeman
There's a danger that he'll turn us all.. "
Apologies about that |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians
Which is why all the guys came to the island!
Please re read the damn plot
These never knew a man's touch, until that day......
Everything changed
(Note standard clitorises will be in use)
The Manbeast sure does talk purdy
He's starting to sound like Morgan Freeman
There's a danger that he'll turn us all..
Apologies about that "
Finally the day had come.
It was a day they had waited for for many years.
They checked all 10 dating sites but still no reply.
Then in the distance they saw a figure... |
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"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians
Which is why all the guys came to the island!
Please re read the damn plot
These never knew a man's touch, until that day......
Everything changed
(Note standard clitorises will be in use)
The Manbeast sure does talk purdy
He's starting to sound like Morgan Freeman "
You can tell a lot about a manbeast by the shoes he wears. (apologies for the poor Morgan Freeman impression) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amazing show"
It could be but OP is struggling for funding and the lads have lost the plot.
But it's kinda along the lines of...
Kaiser stranded on an island with a bunch of bearded laddies (not a typo) with cock sized clits
all the while Kaiser is trying to turn all the other guys trying to get onto the island...
And by turn he means about face and reverse.
Meanwhile the laddies (not a typo) are being hidden by Kaiser to save the laddies from the guys he's trying to turn ....
Its weak but the subliminal estate is there
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amazing show
It could be but OP is struggling for funding and the lads have lost the plot.
But it's kinda along the lines of...
Kaiser stranded on an island with a bunch of bearded laddies (not a typo) with cock sized clits
all the while Kaiser is trying to turn all the other guys trying to get onto the island...
And by turn he means about face and reverse.
Meanwhile the laddies (not a typo) are being hidden by Kaiser to save the laddies from the guys he's trying to turn ....
Its weak but the subliminal estate is there
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Estate? Should Read *message |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amazing show
It could be but OP is struggling for funding and the lads have lost the plot.
But it's kinda along the lines of...
Kaiser stranded on an island with a bunch of bearded laddies (not a typo) with cock sized clits
all the while Kaiser is trying to turn all the other guys trying to get onto the island...
And by turn he means about face and reverse.
Meanwhile the laddies (not a typo) are being hidden by Kaiser to save the laddies from the guys he's trying to turn ....
Its weak but the subliminal estate is there
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You've got issues buddy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amazing show
It could be but OP is struggling for funding and the lads have lost the plot.
But it's kinda along the lines of...
Kaiser stranded on an island with a bunch of bearded laddies (not a typo) with cock sized clits
all the while Kaiser is trying to turn all the other guys trying to get onto the island...
And by turn he means about face and reverse.
Meanwhile the laddies (not a typo) are being hidden by Kaiser to save the laddies from the guys he's trying to turn ....
Its weak but the subliminal estate is there
You've got issues buddy "
Hey don't blame the messenger OP put me in the promotion dept.
I'm just trying to sell this baby
I think people would pay to see it |
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'Once more with feeling' is a hilarious true book about 2ppl who decide to make a porn that has a real story. It's a light hearted yet educational kinda love story that is full of vulgarity & humor. A definite read if anyone gets a chance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'Once more with feeling' is a hilarious true book about 2ppl who decide to make a porn that has a real story. It's a light hearted yet educational kinda love story that is full of vulgarity & humor. A definite read if anyone gets a chance. "
But why read when you can watch!! Now available on wide-screen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amazing show
It could be but OP is struggling for funding and the lads have lost the plot.
But it's kinda along the lines of...
Kaiser stranded on an island with a bunch of bearded laddies (not a typo) with cock sized clits
all the while Kaiser is trying to turn all the other guys trying to get onto the island...
And by turn he means about face and reverse.
Meanwhile the laddies (not a typo) are being hidden by Kaiser to save the laddies from the guys he's trying to turn ....
Its weak but the subliminal estate is there
You've got issues buddy
Hey don't blame the messenger OP put me in the promotion dept.
I'm just trying to sell this baby
I think people would pay to see it "
Your perception of the plot is somewhat worrying |
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