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Worst slang names heard for penis and vagina ?
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"Beaver basher
Axe wound
Ha ha axe wound Is definitely the harshest term for a Lady's bits "
Its the worse thing ever. My jaw was on the floor in horror when i heard it!  it was along the lines of " jayyysssusss ye wanna see the size of her axe wound!!!!". |
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"Beaver basher
Axe wound
Ha ha axe wound Is definitely the harshest term for a Lady's bits
Its the worse thing ever. My jaw was on the floor in horror when i heard it! it was along the lines of " jayyysssusss ye wanna see the size of her axe wound!!!!". "
ohhhh jaysus   |
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I've always loved the Dylan Moran observation about sexy underwear for women making them look like a French fancy. Of course there's no alternative for men. It's very difficult to do anything with something that looks like it's hanging out the side of a sharks mouth |
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"Was very young and very d*unk and tried complimenting a woman in a nightclub by telling her "id eat the hanging rasher off you " needless to say it was a snackbox for one i ended up with"
Lol, the lethal combination of youth, alcohol, arrogance and inexperience 
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Stench Trench
Bat Cave
Hairy Mary
Gowl
Twat
Lady Garden
Flower
Pink Taco
Foof
Camel Toe
Cum Dumpster
Handwarmer
Tampon Tunnell
Piss flaps
Beaver
Bald Eagle
Split
Muff
Front Bum
Vajayjay
Minge
Kebab
Snatch
Punani
Sideway smile
Cherry Pie
Annie
Kidney Scraper
John Thomas
Cocktapus
Winky
one-eyed snake
Pleasure Pump
Shaft
Love Stick
Knob
Meat Stick
Soldier
Beaver Basher
Python
Hose
Wibbler
Weener
Cervix Crusder
Flute
Fat Albert
Donkey Cong
Yogurt Gun
Japs Eye
Jackhammer
Slong
Rod
Trouser Snake
Sperminator
Sausage
Chopper
Cum Stick
Pussy Pump
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A kebab !!!
Really, you've heard that ??? That's my mixed kebab with €2 extra chicken off the menu this weekend 
Now that you say it I can see where you're coming from.. Don't think I'll ever look at a kebab the same again, at least not from the same angle !! |
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"Stench Trench
Bat Cave
Hairy Mary
Gowl
Twat
Lady Garden
Flower
Pink Taco
Foof
Camel Toe
Cum Dumpster
Handwarmer
Tampon Tunnell
Piss flaps
Beaver
Bald Eagle
Split
Muff
Front Bum
Vajayjay
Minge
Kebab
Snatch
Punani
Sideway smile
Cherry Pie
Annie
Kidney Scraper
John Thomas
Cocktapus
Winky
one-eyed snake
Pleasure Pump
Shaft
Love Stick
Knob
Meat Stick
Soldier
Beaver Basher
Python
Hose
Wibbler
Weener
Cervix Crusder
Flute
Fat Albert
Donkey Cong
Yogurt Gun
Japs Eye
Jackhammer
Slong
Rod
Trouser Snake
Sperminator
Sausage
Chopper
Cum Stick
Pussy Pump
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Percy |
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"Isn't Yoni an apparently nice word to use? Think it's Tantric or Kama Sutra term.
Wizards Sleeve I don't get  "
Watch Harry Potter. They have Wizard sleeves...
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Penis - the fattening rod,
I heard that years ago and still think its so childish. It was funny at the time, but four kids later, I dont think its that funny anymore!! |
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