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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So what's everyone having?
I've got a really cute topless waiter for the ladies or guys lol
Promise I'm wearing my shortest skirt
I'm gonna have a gin cocktail.. |
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By *cilWoman
over a year ago
Wexford |
Pour one for me too please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pour one for me too please! "
Coming right up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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can ive some sex on the beach  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll have Captain Morgan, tannora and ice please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what's everyone having?
I've got a really cute topless waiter for the ladies or guys lol
Promise I'm wearing my shortest skirt
I'm gonna have a gin cocktail.. " oh can we join u lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"can ive some sex on the beach "
Will make you up a jug lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have Captain Morgan, tannora and ice please "
No problem  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So what's everyone having?
I've got a really cute topless waiter for the ladies or guys lol
Promise I'm wearing my shortest skirt
I'm gonna have a gin cocktail.. oh can we join u lol"
Of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feel like having a Mojito
And keep them coming  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can i get a nice glass of white wine plz  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feel like having a Mojito
And keep them coming "
Paulo is an expert cocktail maker and he has all the right moves  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can i get a nice glass of white wine plz "
Of course lovely lady  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines a large glass of Malbec.
Ah gowan make it a bottle, it's Friday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make mine an espresso martini  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feel like having a Mojito
And keep them coming
Paulo is an expert cocktail maker and he has all the right moves "
Doesn't bother me who makes them
Here's my friends Cr card |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just a pint of guinness and a vodka please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mines a large glass of Malbec.
Ah gowan make it a bottle, it's Friday "
I do love Malbec, excellent choice  |
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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago
DD12 WW WX WD KK CW KE |
"I'll have Captain Morgan, tannora and ice please "
What is Tannora.....???
I have mine with Orange. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make mine an espresso martini "
Nice choice  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feel like having a Mojito
And keep them coming
Paulo is an expert cocktail maker and he has all the right moves
Doesn't bother me who makes them
Here's my friends Cr card "
Free bar lol..its fab after all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a pint of guinness and a vodka please "
Coming up lovelies  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have Captain Morgan, tannora and ice please
What is Tannora.....???
I have mine with Orange. "
Its orange? I think..
New at the bar work lol |
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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago
DD12 WW WX WD KK CW KE |
Brandy and Baileys please, ah sure,
One for Yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we order in some pizza pls  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brandy and Baileys please, ah sure,
One for Yourself. "
Too kind  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we order in some pizza pls "
You will have to go next door lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am very kind - sharing is caring
It's dinner time after all |
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..they say gin makes you sin brandy makes you randy ! What makes you pregnant ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ding dong. Anyone order pizza?? |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"..they say gin makes you sin brandy makes you randy ! What makes you pregnant ?"
Mixing gin and brandy
A coffee for me sara I am still working  |
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"..they say gin makes you sin brandy makes you randy ! What makes you pregnant ?
Mixing gin and brandy
A coffee for me sara I am still working "
I'll join with the coffee but will have a brandy with it  |
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"..they say gin makes you sin brandy makes you randy ! What makes you pregnant ?
Mixing gin and brandy
A coffee for me sara I am still working
I'll join with the coffee but will have a brandy with it "
I'd go with two snowball's and a stiff johnny walker  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..they say gin makes you sin brandy makes you randy ! What makes you pregnant ?
Mixing gin and brandy
A coffee for me sara I am still working "
Aww no probs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ding dong. Anyone order pizza?? "
Aren't you so good  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..they say gin makes you sin brandy makes you randy ! What makes you pregnant ?
Mixing gin and brandy
A coffee for me sara I am still working
I'll join with the coffee but will have a brandy with it
I'd go with two snowball's and a stiff johnny walker "
Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..they say gin makes you sin brandy makes you randy ! What makes you pregnant ?
Mixing gin and brandy
A coffee for me sara I am still working
I'll join with the coffee but will have a brandy with it "
Sure  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am very kind - sharing is caring
It's dinner time after all "
Very kind indeed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the form for long island iced tea please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Havana 7 and Coke for me and a Savion Blanc for HB, thank you very much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have Captain Morgan, tannora and ice please
What is Tannora.....???
I have mine with Orange. "
It's fizzy tangerine drink, gorgeous. Actually I'm not sure if it's available outside Cork,.anyone know? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd love a slippery nipple now to start the evening  |
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By *cilWoman
over a year ago
Wexford |
"So what's everyone having?
I've got a really cute topless waiter for the ladies or guys lol
Promise I'm wearing my shortest skirt
I'm gonna have a gin cocktail.. "
What fun are we having? |
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
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O please a nice cold pint of Guinness to wash the week away  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Glass of tapwater |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In the form for long island iced tea please "
Oh that will hit the spot alright lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Havana 7 and Coke for me and a Savion Blanc for HB, thank you very much"
My pleasure  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have Captain Morgan, tannora and ice please
What is Tannora.....???
I have mine with Orange.
It's fizzy tangerine drink, gorgeous. Actually I'm not sure if it's available outside Cork,.anyone know?"
Sounds yummy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd love a slippery nipple now to start the evening "
Indeed ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So what's everyone having?
I've got a really cute topless waiter for the ladies or guys lol
Promise I'm wearing my shortest skirt
I'm gonna have a gin cocktail..
What fun are we having?"
After hours lol  |
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I'll have a large brandy hun and if I can I'd like to propose a toast to Kaizer one of the best, gone but not forgotten  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"O please a nice cold pint of Guinness to wash the week away "
Coming up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Glass of tapwater"
Sure thing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a large brandy hun and if I can I'd like to propose a toast to Kaizer one of the best, gone but not forgotten "
No problem
Yes I will second that
Cheers Manbeast  |
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Can I have royal salute or blue label on the rocks please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have royal salute or blue label on the rocks please?"
You sure can, no idea what they are but in the fab bar we have everything  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué "
Oh excellent choice  |
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Aberlour single malt on the rocks & an auld Guinness please my dear?
Sure have a couple yourself...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aberlour single malt on the rocks & an auld Guinness please my dear?
Sure have a couple yourself... "
Very kind Sir thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ll have a Soco with ice please Sara xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I ll have a Soco with ice please Sara xx"
No problem
Beautiful PIC distracted me and I spilled the first one sorry  |
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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
Gentleman Jack on the rocks, please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gentleman Jack on the rocks, please!"
Coming right up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Permission to gate crash and request a Bloody Mary please? |
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"Permission to gate crash and request a Bloody Mary please?"
You can gatecrash anytime  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Permission to gate crash and request a Bloody Mary please?"
Of course your very welcome  |
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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Gentleman Jack on the rocks, please!
Coming right up " You can say that again  |
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"Aberlour single malt on the rocks & an auld Guinness please my dear?
Sure have a couple yourself...
Very kind Sir thank you "
Fabulous bar & staff!
Cheers missus.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Permission to gate crash and request a Bloody Mary please?
You can gatecrash anytime "
Why thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aberlour single malt on the rocks & an auld Guinness please my dear?
Sure have a couple yourself...
Very kind Sir thank you
Fabulous bar & staff!
Cheers missus. "
Too kind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Permission to gate crash and request a Bloody Mary please?
Of course your very welcome "
Yer a friendly bunch over here  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gentleman Jack on the rocks, please!
Coming right up You can say that again "
Coming right up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Permission to gate crash and request a Bloody Mary please?
Of course your very welcome
Yer a friendly bunch over here "
Oh we certainly are  |
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Apple Swiss roll in a glass
A pint of bulmers had a tough week....
And of course one for yourself.... X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apple Swiss roll in a glass
A pint of bulmers had a tough week....
And of course one for yourself.... X"
Poor you..
Very kind
Feeling a bit tipsy now lol  |
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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
An Irish coffee would be savage right now!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An Irish coffee would be savage right now! "
I will stick on the kettle  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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I'll have a pint of Clonmel Lager, please, if you have that on tap.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pint of Clonmel Lager, please, if you have that on tap. "
Oh certainly lol..
Very witty beautiful lady  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sara seeing as the bar is in The Emerald Isle I think it would be rude of me not to have a Guinness please...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sara seeing as the bar is in The Emerald Isle I think it would be rude of me not to have a Guinness please... "
Pleasure  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I'll have a pint of Clonmel Lager, please, if you have that on tap.
Oh certainly lol..
Very witty beautiful lady "
Thank you, sweet Sarah! Great to see the bar open again and run by a lovely lady!  |
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By *100Man
over a year ago
Essex |
Cheers I'll have a jack Daniels and please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pint of Clonmel Lager, please, if you have that on tap.
Oh certainly lol..
Very witty beautiful lady
Thank you, sweet Sarah! Great to see the bar open again and run by a lovely lady! "
Thank you very much  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cheers I'll have a jack Daniels and please "
No problem.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One lagavulin please, neat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One lagavulin please, neat."
Sounds interesting  |
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"One lagavulin please, neat."
Not a whisky drinker but will join you with a brandy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One lagavulin please, neat.
Not a whisky drinker but will join you with a brandy "
you're welcome to join me , need a refill? |
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"One lagavulin please, neat.
Not a whisky drinker but will join you with a brandy
you're welcome to join me , need a refill?"
Always need a refill  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One lagavulin please, neat.
Sounds interesting "
And something for yourself as well of course |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One lagavulin please, neat.
Sounds interesting
And something for yourself as well of course "
Mmm thank you Sir
Can I taste yours?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One lagavulin please, neat.
Sounds interesting
And something for yourself as well of course
Mmm thank you Sir
Can I taste yours? "
Ay, for sure ye can. Hope you like smokey single malt. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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That's it calling it a day I could do with a good stiff one
Jamie and one cube of ice pls  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just a Coke for me I'm driving thanks.  |
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Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I have a white rum "bacardi", 7 up free and slice of lime,please
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara "
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a Coke for me I'm driving thanks. "
Where are you going tonight?? Haha  |
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"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
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Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on "
Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on
Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury "
But me likes the pole  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's it calling it a day I could do with a good stiff one
Jamie and one cube of ice pls "
Oh you like a stiff one lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a Coke for me I'm driving thanks. "
No problem  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara "
CJ never complains  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a white rum "bacardi", 7 up free and slice of lime,please
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Sure thing pretty lady  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a Coke for me I'm driving thanks.
Where are you going tonight?? Haha "
Just home early so I can be fresh for tomorow night lol do you need a lift |
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"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on
Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury
But me likes the pole "
Lol.....think that's why he wanted the juke box on.....to see who gets the pole first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué "
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B"
Salted? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B"
Sure beautiful ladies  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"That's it calling it a day I could do with a good stiff one
Jamie and one cube of ice pls
Oh you like a stiff one lol "
Can't beat a good stiff one  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on
Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury
But me likes the pole
Lol.....think that's why he wanted the juke box on.....to see who gets the pole first "
Whoo hoo should I get the dollar bills sorted  |
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"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on
Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury "
Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right that's it for me
Sweet thanks very much - it's been a night to remember |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on
Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury
Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol"
Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home  |
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over a year ago
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"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on
Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury
Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol
Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home "
You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B
Sure beautiful ladies "
On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless
Madame B |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right that's it for me
Sweet thanks very much - it's been a night to remember "
My pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on
Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury
Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol
Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home
You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it "
Put the light sabre away...too early for cocktail's
Madame B |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on
Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury
Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol
Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home
You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it "
Awe jayus I can't even have a quiet pint (grabs the top of the ice bucket and slips it down the back of he's boxers)and watch the pretty lady's in their short skirts and heels  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B
Sure beautiful ladies
On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless
Madame B"
Would love to join ye for one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B
Salted?"
You had an ask  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on
Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury
Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol
Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home
You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it
Awe jayus I can't even have a quiet pint (grabs the top of the ice bucket and slips it down the back of he's boxers)and watch the pretty lady's in their short skirts and heels "
You are an awful distraction  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B
Salted?
You had an ask "
*to |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on
Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury
Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol
Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home
You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it
Awe jayus I can't even have a quiet pint (grabs the top of the ice bucket and slips it down the back of he's boxers)and watch the pretty lady's in their short skirts and heels
You are an awful distraction "
Me I am doing nothing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B
Sure beautiful ladies
On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless
Madame B
Would love to join ye for one "
Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on
Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury
Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol
Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home
You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it
Awe jayus I can't even have a quiet pint (grabs the top of the ice bucket and slips it down the back of he's boxers)and watch the pretty lady's in their short skirts and heels "
I know you want it  |
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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago
Limerick |
A cold glass of an Australian Chardonnay would be lovely |
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"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on
Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury
Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol
Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home
You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it
Awe jayus I can't even have a quiet pint (grabs the top of the ice bucket and slips it down the back of he's boxers)and watch the pretty lady's in their short skirts and heels
I know you want it "
Lol.....not saying anything...sitting on my corner keeping quiet  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B
Sure beautiful ladies
On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless
Madame B
Would love to join ye for one
Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience "
Sounds fun  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A cold glass of an Australian Chardonnay would be lovely "
Coming up  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B
Sure beautiful ladies
On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless
Madame B
Would love to join ye for one
Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience
Sounds fun "
I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Cjs complaining there's no music.....turn the juke box on there sara
Jayus I am just in the door and I get blamed for something
Lol....well did you not mention to me the juke box was not on
Ok I'll stick some tunes on but stay from the pole u ull do your self an injury
Crawling back to my corner so I don't get you into trouble again......lol
Suuush I think she left the purple thing at home
You talking about me cj? I have big purp here if you want it
Awe jayus I can't even have a quiet pint (grabs the top of the ice bucket and slips it down the back of he's boxers)and watch the pretty lady's in their short skirts and heels
I know you want it "
I am staying away from the pool table  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B
Sure beautiful ladies
On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless
Madame B
Would love to join ye for one
Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience
Sounds fun
I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot "
Mmm so would I  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B
Sure beautiful ladies
On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless
Madame B
Would love to join ye for one
Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience
Sounds fun
I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot
Mmm so would I "
Line em up then tequila all round  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B
Sure beautiful ladies
On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless
Madame B
Would love to join ye for one
Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience
Sounds fun
I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot
Mmm so would I
Line em up then tequila all round "
You supplying the worm CJ oh and Sara...he is paying in one dollar bills
Where did I leave my six shooter
Madame B  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B
Sure beautiful ladies
On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless
Madame B
Would love to join ye for one
Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience
Sounds fun
I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot
Mmm so would I
Line em up then tequila all round
You supplying the worm CJ oh and Sara...he is paying in one dollar bills
Where did I leave my six shooter
Madame B "
I think a nice quiet after party would be perfect  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B
Sure beautiful ladies
On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless
Madame B
Would love to join ye for one
Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience
Sounds fun
I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot
Mmm so would I
Line em up then tequila all round
You supplying the worm CJ oh and Sara...he is paying in one dollar bills
Where did I leave my six shooter
Madame B
I think a nice quiet after party would be perfect "
Me & Tequila don't do nice & quiet lol you were warned
Madame B |
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"Apple Swiss roll in a glass
A pint of bulmers had a tough week....
And of course one for yourself.... X
Poor you..
Very kind
Feeling a bit tipsy now lol "
So tell me did you buy the licence for the bar off rosebud our last but not forgotten landlady.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B
Sure beautiful ladies
On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless
Madame B
Would love to join ye for one
Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience
Sounds fun
I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot
Mmm so would I
Line em up then tequila all round
You supplying the worm CJ oh and Sara...he is paying in one dollar bills
Where did I leave my six shooter
Madame B
I think a nice quiet after party would be perfect
Me & Tequila don't do nice & quiet lol you were warned
Madame B"
Mmm even better  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apple Swiss roll in a glass
A pint of bulmers had a tough week....
And of course one for yourself.... X
Poor you..
Very kind
Feeling a bit tipsy now lol
So tell me did you buy the licence for the bar off rosebud our last but not forgotten landlady...."
Not thankfully because its not an actual bar no licence was needed..
But I'm sure rosebud was a lovely lady indeed  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"A White Russian .... with one of those fancy umbrellas please Cheers Risqué
Oi...where's my Frisky Whiskey Miss K? Oh and some nut's pretty please
Madame B
Sure beautiful ladies
On second thoughts...I will have what Sara's drinking bless
Madame B
Would love to join ye for one
Excellent... Shots of Miss K's boobies no tequila though...not repeating that experience
Sounds fun
I'd like to see a boobie tequila shot
Mmm so would I
Line em up then tequila all round
You supplying the worm CJ oh and Sara...he is paying in one dollar bills
Where did I leave my six shooter
Madame B
I think a nice quiet after party would be perfect
Me & Tequila don't do nice & quiet lol you were warned
Madame B
Mmm even better "
Did I hear party  |
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Someone forgot to turn the lights out......it's ok last to leave so I'll do it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*comes out of the cellar
feck! How long've we been in there Kaiser?...
checking the stock. |
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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago
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Any chance of a quick one!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*stumbles into the premise, and lands hard on an empty chair*
I'll have a WHITE RUSSIAN! |
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By *andaCouple
over a year ago
co down |
I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*comes out of the cellar
feck! How long've we been in there Kaiser?...
checking the stock."
He he  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any chance of a quick one!!
"
Quick one coming up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*stumbles into the premise, and lands hard on an empty chair*
I'll have a WHITE RUSSIAN!"
Sure  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a cure "
You are a sight for sore eyes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep "
I will try my best  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll settle for a cuppa Rosie please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep
I will try my best "
Has to be a
Breakfast roll  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep
I will try my best
Has to be a
Breakfast roll "
Head to Martha's on the Kells road Steven. From memory it's the best breaki roll ....ever |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll settle for a cuppa Rosie please "
Sure how do you like it?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep
I will try my best
Has to be a
Breakfast roll "
Do you deliver?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep
I will try my best
Has to be a
Breakfast roll
Do you deliver? "
For yourself absolutely no problem seeing you looked after every last night
What would you like |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep
I will try my best
Has to be a
Breakfast roll
Do you deliver?
For yourself absolutely no problem seeing you looked after every last night
What would you like "
Aww thank you.
A nice latte and breakfast roll would hit the spot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll settle for a cuppa Rosie please
Sure how do you like it? "
In bed?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep
I will try my best
Has to be a
Breakfast roll
Do you deliver?
For yourself absolutely no problem seeing you looked after every last night
What would you like
Aww thank you.
A nice latte and breakfast roll would hit the spot "
God why can't cars have rockets on them
Just so I can get the order to you on time and HOT |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll settle for a cuppa Rosie please
Sure how do you like it?
In bed? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep
I will try my best
Has to be a
Breakfast roll
Do you deliver?
For yourself absolutely no problem seeing you looked after every last night
What would you like
Aww thank you.
A nice latte and breakfast roll would hit the spot
God why can't cars have rockets on them
Just so I can get the order to you on time and HOT "
Aww thanks.. You could cook it fresh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll settle for a cuppa Rosie please "
How very perfectly apt Yoss..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One for the road. "
No probs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what's everyone having?
I've got a really cute topless waiter for the ladies or guys lol
Promise I'm wearing my shortest skirt
I'm gonna have a gin cocktail.. "
Lovely drink in the bar last night..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll settle for a cuppa Rosie please
How very perfectly apt Yoss.. "
I know lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So what's everyone having?
I've got a really cute topless waiter for the ladies or guys lol
Promise I'm wearing my shortest skirt
I'm gonna have a gin cocktail..
Lovely drink in the bar last night.. "
Glad you enjoyed it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need something hot, strong and with enough spice and stamina to sort out a girl who can't sleep
I will try my best
Has to be a
Breakfast roll
Do you deliver?
For yourself absolutely no problem seeing you looked after every last night
What would you like
Aww thank you.
A nice latte and breakfast roll would hit the spot
God why can't cars have rockets on them
Just so I can get the order to you on time and HOT
Aww thanks.. You could cook it fresh "
If you insist  |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
Enniskillen |
Is it too early to order a drink? If it is I'll have a large coffee.... |
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