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over a year ago
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If I could go back in time I would do so much good, save so many lives and rewrite history in the process.
For a start I would make Emile Heskey captain of the Titanic and tell him to aim for the iceberg. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My wife was trying to be sexy last night. She lay on the bed licking a lollipop, then she started slowly sliding it into her pussy. I said, "Steady on love, you'll need that to see the schoolkids across the road in the morning. |
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Paddy & mick sat having a pint....A lorry goes past with rolls of turf on, Paddy says "im gonna do that when i win the lottery" Mick says "wot drive a wagon?" Paddy says "no ya silly twat, send my grass to be cut..." |
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