What’s the best, most bizarre, funniest or most cutting insult you’ve ever been subjected to..?
After refusing a guy who was half cut entry to a bar one night a long time ago in Belfast, the volley aimed at me was: “Yer ma’s a snowblower!”
To this day I have no idea what that means..!
Other classics people have been subjected to/heard..?? |
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A mate of mine years ago was at a disco, (hes a farmer) after getting the knock back ,or possibly insulted by her I dont know I was'nt There ,I cant defend either of them ,said to her,
"do you know what you remind me of ?"
she replied "what?"
" A round bale " he replied
She replied "are you calling me fat?"
" No No no not at all ,its not the shape or the size of you, eerrh its the smell of ya "
I presume He got a warm lug .
Sounds way more funny in the deep drole, thick tongued mumble of the south Monaghan accent .
Harry |
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Yev got a face like a bulldog chewin a wasp..
Yev got a face like a cow lickin piss off a nettle..
Kiss ye under the mistletoe?? I wouldnt kiss ya under an anastethic..
I could go on all night. I will never forget when my mom said all these to me.. i was only 34 at the time. |
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Hubby got through out of nightclub roughly for falling asleep.
I said is your dick so small you have to bully other boys.
He didn't look best pleased and band me for life. Lol. |
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"What’s the best, most bizarre, funniest or most cutting insult you’ve ever been subjected to..?
After refusing a guy who was half cut entry to a bar one night a long time ago in Belfast, the volley aimed at me was: “Yer ma’s a snowblower!”
To this day I have no idea what that means..!
Other classics people have been subjected to/heard..??"
It's from short circuit. Johnny 5 |
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You have a face like someone’s just shit in your handbag.
But “who is this clown” is a good one too. It says that you’re a clown, but that you’re not even one of the well known clowns  |
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was prob best ive been told 
