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By *unLovingCriminal OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere

Hey guys what are the best messages/most creative messages you've ever received?hopefully this thread will help anybody male or female to be more creative if they're finding it difficult to get replies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

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By *unLovingCriminal OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring "

I agree Count Lightning Peck can't believe how easy I made that with hamring...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

I agree Count Lightning Peck can't believe how easy I made that with hamring..."

Emperor Rumbleshift to you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring "

Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.

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By *unLovingCriminal OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

I agree Count Lightning Peck can't believe how easy I made that with hamring...

Emperor Rumbleshift to you "

I shall never bend the knee Baron ElectricSmooch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that. "

Not that type positive

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By *unLovingCriminal OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that. "

Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.

Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers "

Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also

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By *unLovingCriminal OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.

Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers

Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also "

You could always scare him off by writing dumble on the front door...as long as he doesn't try to expand on the letterbox then I'd take his adoorable offer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.

Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers

Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also

You could always scare him off by writing dumble on the front door...as long as he doesn't try to expand on the letterbox then I'd take his adoorable offer "

Never mind prince you're the king of puns.

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By *xplicitlyricsMan  over a year ago

south dublin


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that. "

Better than him mailing to say hes not sure

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By *unLovingCriminal OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.

Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers

Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also

You could always scare him off by writing dumble on the front door...as long as he doesn't try to expand on the letterbox then I'd take his adoorable offer

Never mind prince you're the king of puns."

Well my manaconda don't want none,unless you've got puns hun I hate saying hun but it's rhyme's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.

Better than him mailing to say hes not sure "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.

Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers

Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also

You could always scare him off by writing dumble on the front door...as long as he doesn't try to expand on the letterbox then I'd take his adoorable offer

Never mind prince you're the king of puns. Well my manaconda don't want none,unless you've got puns hun I hate saying hun but it's rhyme's "

Charging you for use of that line

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By *unLovingCriminal OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.

Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers

Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also

You could always scare him off by writing dumble on the front door...as long as he doesn't try to expand on the letterbox then I'd take his adoorable offer

Never mind prince you're the king of puns. Well my manaconda don't want none,unless you've got puns hun I hate saying hun but it's rhyme's

Charging you for use of that line"

Well I'm on the way to make my daily deposit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.

Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers

Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also

You could always scare him off by writing dumble on the front door...as long as he doesn't try to expand on the letterbox then I'd take his adoorable offer

Never mind prince you're the king of puns. Well my manaconda don't want none,unless you've got puns hun I hate saying hun but it's rhyme's "

It has to rhyme? In that case prince harming,your puns are alarming,your threads are so random,the next one about farming?

I'll get my coat.....

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By *ltered EgoMan  over a year ago

not a million miles from the airport.


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that. "

I’m sure anyone viewing your profile would have the same thoughts .... but, you know .... outside voice, inside voice.

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By *unLovingCriminal OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring

Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.

Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers

Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also

You could always scare him off by writing dumble on the front door...as long as he doesn't try to expand on the letterbox then I'd take his adoorable offer

Never mind prince you're the king of puns. Well my manaconda don't want none,unless you've got puns hun I hate saying hun but it's rhyme's

It has to rhyme? In that case prince harming,your puns are alarming,your threads are so random,the next one about farming?

I'll get my coat..... "

Very creative miss Redhott I'm surprised by the rhythm that you've got,as for my puns they're oh so cool many a woman has been made drool.

My puns are alarming but so are your breasts,now go get that coat and get yourself dressed

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