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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

As useful as a marzipan dildo...

What other as useful as a....... Are out there

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

As useful as a chocolate teapot

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By *aid backMan over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

A glass hammer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a condom machine in the vatican

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Tits on a bull

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

Tits in an Ashtray

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Balls on a dildo

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By *ol_ieMan over a year ago

Dublin west

Ashtray on a motorcycle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A breathable condom

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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

Skirting board ladder

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

An invisible picture

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fish on a bicycle

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Balls on a dildo

What about the slapping factor

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Balls on a dildo

What about the slapping factor

True but they would need 2 be softer for that like how real ones feel

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Balls on a dildo

What about the slapping factor

True but they would need 2 be softer for that like how real ones feel

I'm sure there out there, lol

A rabbit bit big soft balls lol in pink, or Brown maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bucket of steam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As much use as an arse with no hole

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Balls on a dildo

What about the slapping factor

True but they would need 2 be softer for that like how real ones feel

I'm sure there out there, lol

A rabbit bit big soft balls lol in pink, or Brown maybe

Will have to go investigate

pink or brown tough decision depends on the ball size I suppose

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

skirting board ladder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rubber nails...

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By *oxyvixen99Woman over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Donald Trumps comb

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By *ornyandwellhungMan over a year ago

belfast

A chocolate fire guard

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

an ashtray on a motorbike

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By *aneAndDave22Couple over a year ago

Kildare

Inflatable dart board

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As useful as Glass nails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A man?

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By *adforit1304Man over a year ago

Limerick/Clare

Knitted condom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A man? "

Ha ha ha

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

male genitalia in a discussion about female issues.

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By *aneAndDave22Couple over a year ago

Kildare

a screen door on a submarine

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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

Tits on a bull.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fart in the night

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By *ickbigdickMan over a year ago

Newcastle West

An ejector seat in a helicopter

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By *Belfast_FellaMan over a year ago

belfast

Balls on a bishop

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

A steak in a vegetarian restaurant.

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple over a year ago

north west nothern ireland

Sun roof on a submarine

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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

Waterproof teabag

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By *aneAndDave22Couple over a year ago

Kildare

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By *aneAndDave22Couple over a year ago

Kildare

Tits on a nun

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By *iktikiCouple over a year ago

city centre

""a condom machine in the vatican"

Maybe not !

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By *iktikiCouple over a year ago

city centre

"Balls on a bishop"

Again maybe not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *lucard5Man over a year ago

kerry capital

An underwater hairdryer

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By *ale4U2Man over a year ago

Nearby

Monopoly money in a brothel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A message from a lady on fab who’s 400 miles away

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

just over the way from

"As a handbrake on a canoe"

Or a prick in a nunnery.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A message from a lady on fab who’s 400 miles away

Or from a guy miles away

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man over a year ago

waterford

A soft willy !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A message from a lady on fab who’s 400 miles away

Or from a guy miles away

Theres always half way points

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By *s24u!Couple over a year ago

Limerick

Inhibitions at an orgy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“I ain’t getting on no plane ya crazy fool”

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By *urious39Man over a year ago

castlebar

As useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As useful as a fart in a space suit

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