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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford

after having a few suspect messages this week some just plain weird, its gots me a thinking.

Whats the worst message you ever got on here?

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Hey honz your hotter than a junkies spoon

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"Hey honz your hotter than a junkies spoon "
ha ha ha well thats a new one for me. Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I get messages from men that want to do things to my booty and its always a no lol

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"Hey honz your hotter than a junkies spoon ha ha ha well thats a new one for me. Thank you xx"
Think my one was calling me a f*** gowl bag and that i deserved a steel cap boot in the hole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey honz your hotter than a junkies spoon ha ha ha well thats a new one for me. Thank you xx Think my one was calling me a f*** gowl bag and that i deserved a steel cap boot in the hole "

Jesus bit harsh like

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"I get messages from men that want to do things to my booty and its always a no lol"
oh dear not good (obviously you have a nice bum then)

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"Hey honz your hotter than a junkies spoon ha ha ha well thats a new one for me. Thank you xx Think my one was calling me a f*** gowl bag and that i deserved a steel cap boot in the hole

Jesus bit harsh like "

tbh it shook me a bit. we have gotten a bit of abuse from fellas that we have turned down but that was a whole new level right there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I get messages from men that want to do things to my booty and its always a no lol oh dear not good (obviously you have a nice bum then)"

So I've been told, I have a few cheeky private pics on request

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey honz your hotter than a junkies spoon ha ha ha well thats a new one for me. Thank you xx Think my one was calling me a f*** gowl bag and that i deserved a steel cap boot in the hole

Jesus bit harsh like tbh it shook me a bit. we have gotten a bit of abuse from fellas that we have turned down but that was a whole new level right there"

You just haven't been talking to the right guys is all

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Probably the message from a guy I had never spoken to before who told me in graphic detail how he would break into my house and beat me up and drag me upstairs and then what he would do to me up there before he'd leave. I told him he'd have a hard job as I live in a bungalow before I blocked him.

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"Hey honz your hotter than a junkies spoon ha ha ha well thats a new one for me. Thank you xx Think my one was calling me a f*** gowl bag and that i deserved a steel cap boot in the hole

Jesus bit harsh like tbh it shook me a bit. we have gotten a bit of abuse from fellas that we have turned down but that was a whole new level right there

You just haven't been talking to the right guys is all "

ha ha in fairness there are some lovely ones on here but they are all up the bloody country. feckin disaster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably the message from a guy I had never spoken to before who told me in graphic detail how he would break into my house and beat me up and drag me upstairs and then what he would do to me up there before he'd leave. I told him he'd have a hard job as I live in a bungalow before I blocked him. "

Whoa there are some nutters out there

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"Probably the message from a guy I had never spoken to before who told me in graphic detail how he would break into my house and beat me up and drag me upstairs and then what he would do to me up there before he'd leave. I told him he'd have a hard job as I live in a bungalow before I blocked him. "
whaaaaaaaat. that is bloody crazy!! fair play for the response though.

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Probably the message from a guy I had never spoken to before who told me in graphic detail how he would break into my house and beat me up and drag me upstairs and then what he would do to me up there before he'd leave. I told him he'd have a hard job as I live in a bungalow before I blocked him. whaaaaaaaat. that is bloody crazy!! fair play for the response though.

It was the only answer I could come up with the funny thing was I looked at his profile after reading it and he went on about how he respects women and is a lovely genuine guy etc.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably the message from a guy I had never spoken to before who told me in graphic detail how he would break into my house and beat me up and drag me upstairs and then what he would do to me up there before he'd leave. I told him he'd have a hard job as I live in a bungalow before I blocked him. "

Really ??? Wtf .. what is wrong with some folk

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"Probably the message from a guy I had never spoken to before who told me in graphic detail how he would break into my house and beat me up and drag me upstairs and then what he would do to me up there before he'd leave. I told him he'd have a hard job as I live in a bungalow before I blocked him. whaaaaaaaat. that is bloody crazy!! fair play for the response though.

It was the only answer I could come up with the funny thing was I looked at his profile after reading it and he went on about how he respects women and is a lovely genuine guy etc. "

yeah he sounds super respectful alright jaysus almighty

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By *elticgoddessTV/TS  over a year ago

Plumstead

'Pity your not a real woman, I'd love to ride you if you were.'

I never knew if it was a meant

as a compliment or what.

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By *P_80Man  over a year ago

Waterford

Some couple in Carlow telling me how much of a fool I was for not replying and that I have no idea what I'm missing out on.

The thing is they sent that message something like 20 minutes after the first message which I hadn't even seen to respond to.

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By *P_80Man  over a year ago

Waterford


"Probably the message from a guy I had never spoken to before who told me in graphic detail how he would break into my house and beat me up and drag me upstairs and then what he would do to me up there before he'd leave. I told him he'd have a hard job as I live in a bungalow before I blocked him. whaaaaaaaat. that is bloody crazy!! fair play for the response though.

It was the only answer I could come up with the funny thing was I looked at his profile after reading it and he went on about how he respects women and is a lovely genuine guy etc. "

Well he was genuine enough to tell you what he wanted to do with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone told me to get my rat out

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"Some couple in Carlow telling me how much of a fool I was for not replying and that I have no idea what I'm missing out on.

The thing is they sent that message something like 20 minutes after the first message which I hadn't even seen to respond to."

with that attitude i doubt you would be missing much

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"Someone told me to get my rat out "
ah sure that would make anyone horny ha ha

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By *easingTimMan  over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I know you're straight but can suck you

off while you're watching your fav porn"

Charming guy

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By *P_80Man  over a year ago

Waterford


"Some couple in Carlow telling me how much of a fool I was for not replying and that I have no idea what I'm missing out on.

The thing is they sent that message something like 20 minutes after the first message which I hadn't even seen to respond to. with that attitude i doubt you would be missing much "

I know right.

Not to mention it was in the middle of the night and they wanted to meet right away

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"Some couple in Carlow telling me how much of a fool I was for not replying and that I have no idea what I'm missing out on.

The thing is they sent that message something like 20 minutes after the first message which I hadn't even seen to respond to. with that attitude i doubt you would be missing much

I know right.

Not to mention it was in the middle of the night and they wanted to meet right away "

apparently you dont have a life outside lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"fuck now"

in the middle of the night from a couple with a 3 year old veri, no pictures, no profile text apart from the standard warning from sydney uni. never spoke to them at all before then

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By *P_80Man  over a year ago

Waterford


"Some couple in Carlow telling me how much of a fool I was for not replying and that I have no idea what I'm missing out on.

The thing is they sent that message something like 20 minutes after the first message which I hadn't even seen to respond to. with that attitude i doubt you would be missing much

I know right.

Not to mention it was in the middle of the night and they wanted to meet right away apparently you dont have a life outside lol"

Well to be honest I actually don't, but it's not the point

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Probably the message from a guy I had never spoken to before who told me in graphic detail how he would break into my house and beat me up and drag me upstairs and then what he would do to me up there before he'd leave. I told him he'd have a hard job as I live in a bungalow before I blocked him. whaaaaaaaat. that is bloody crazy!! fair play for the response though.

It was the only answer I could come up with the funny thing was I looked at his profile after reading it and he went on about how he respects women and is a lovely genuine guy etc.

Well he was genuine enough to tell you what he wanted to do with you

Lol. That is true

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By *he MickMan  over a year ago

southside


"Hey honz your hotter than a junkies spoon "

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wanna do some crack with me.

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By *he MickMan  over a year ago

southside


"Probably the message from a guy I had never spoken to before who told me in graphic detail how he would break into my house and beat me up and drag me upstairs and then what he would do to me up there before he'd leave. I told him he'd have a hard job as I live in a bungalow before I blocked him. "

That's fucked up but great response

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wanna suck my ni##a cock beetch ass.. ..... There are no words..first message out of the blue..

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"Wanna do some crack with me."
only if we can share needles lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Swapped face pics with a lady , i politely told her she wasn’t for me , she then said I was so far up my own hole I could lick my own tonsils, I did laugh, also mailed back saying they taste great just like me and blocked her haha, did make me laugh though haha

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By *ordjeffMan  over a year ago

around and about ,as travel.


"I get messages from men that want to do things to my booty and its always a no lol"

Same here

Always men telling me what they want to do to me

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By *he MickMan  over a year ago

southside

Not what if call a bad message but if I had a penny for everytime a tv/ts asked to suck my cock I'd have a few quid

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman  over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Want to fuck your cunt till I destroy it ...

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Want to fuck your cunt till I destroy it ... "

He's a keeper

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By *P_80Man  over a year ago

Waterford


"Want to fuck your cunt till I destroy it ...

He's a keeper "

And some say romance is dead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey honz your hotter than a junkies spoon "

Oh sweet jesus!!! Haha

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By *atherjackhackettMan  over a year ago

Tipperary

I'd like your cock in my tight bum hole. Well all messages from straight guys are bad

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By *un4tooCouple  over a year ago

north cork

Only last night we got this

"hey would ye be interested in fun with me and my sister?".

And not even a pic of his sister attached.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wanna do some crack with me. only if we can share needles lol"

How could I refuse such an offer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only last night we got this

"hey would ye be interested in fun with me and my sister?".

And not even a pic of his sister attached.

"

Ive gotten one like this before. Asking me to fuck his sister in front of him

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford

few crackers on this alright ha ha

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By *osyMan  over a year ago

athlone

Got a message off a man asking me could I leave a pair of my used boxers behind the counter in a shop and he would pick them up on his way past as he wanted sniff them on his journey home.

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By *ewadventures2017Couple  over a year ago

some where near

What kind but cases make those statements and expect a response

If someone said those things in a face to face suitation you would knock their heads off

Had one a while back from a lady who wanted to meet and fuck

Said we weren't into just meeting and fucking had to have a social meet first

Then about a week of abusive messages which didn't respond to then blocked and reported

But on the more positive side most people are polite and respectful

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"What kind but cases make those statements and expect a response

If someone said those things in a face to face suitation you would knock their heads off

Had one a while back from a lady who wanted to meet and fuck

Said we weren't into just meeting and fucking had to have a social meet first

Then about a week of abusive messages which didn't respond to then blocked and reported

But on the more positive side most people are polite and respectful "

exactly. we have chatted with some lovely people on here but gosh the weirdos really do come out of the woodwork sometimes lol

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By *ustin-SiderMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Hey, I'm not gay but if you would like your balls emptied I'd love to suck your cock. It has to be discrete though.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Being called and old hag and then he went on to say he hoped I would die a long painful death soon. All because I took the time to politely say no thanks. Needless to say, I now take the no reply, no interest stance.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"fucking cunt"

To which you can only reply, yes, but isn't that what you're looking for?

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By *illium_cobblersMan  over a year ago

swords & Derby

I never tend to remember the bad ones, lifes too short (and fab is too frivolous) for that but just reading this thread sends a few shivers down the spine... what are some folk thinking....isnt this place about fun for all??

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By *cottybear74Man  over a year ago

kilkenny


"Probably the message from a guy I had never spoken to before who told me in graphic detail how he would break into my house and beat me up and drag me upstairs and then what he would do to me up there before he'd leave. I told him he'd have a hard job as I live in a bungalow before I blocked him. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The other day I git a messages saying

Hi Luv

Do you take it up the misery hole

Thanx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any of them that say no basically.

Abuse I can handle but rejection sucks

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By *cottybear74Man  over a year ago

kilkenny


"The other day I git a messages saying

Hi Luv

Do you take it up the misery hole

Thanx

"

Well that's new

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford

Misery hole ha ha ha. Ive never heard it called that before

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"Any of them that say no basically.

Abuse I can handle but rejection sucks "

I doubt u get rejected too much x

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"I never tend to remember the bad ones, lifes too short (and fab is too frivolous) for that but just reading this thread sends a few shivers down the spine... what are some folk thinking....isnt this place about fun for all??"

Meant to be but like in all walks of life you get the weirdos and downright ignorant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably the message from a guy I had never spoken to before who told me in graphic detail how he would break into my house and beat me up and drag me upstairs and then what he would do to me up there before he'd leave. I told him he'd have a hard job as I live in a bungalow before I blocked him. "
haha ur come bk

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

When I looked at this thread I thought it said massage and was going to tell the story about the time I was turning over trying to stay covered and fell off the table

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"When I looked at this thread I thought it said massage and was going to tell the story about the time I was turning over trying to stay covered and fell off the table "

Omg really?? Ha ha i know i shouldnt laugh but that too funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

First message from one guy said he would love to see me being destroyed by several BBC. Jesus hit the block button straight away.

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By *laveishMan  over a year ago

kildare

What’s a message!!!

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Reading about the 6 female wriers and journalists that were stalked for years online and the guy got 3 years yesterday

The worst message I get is politely being told "you're not my type" from women but women have to put up with some kind of shite from men.

I have to admit that when you get a friend request from a woman or couple and then dropped once they see you it feels like you're at the teenage disco again for a second until you realise you're an adult and thats the way life works

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By *ustin-SiderMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Being called and old hag and then he went on to say he hoped I would die a long painful death soon. All because I took the time to politely say no thanks. Needless to say, I now take the no reply, no interest stance. "

Goodness, you missed out on a real catch there.

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

When I looked at this thread I thought it said massage and was going to tell the story about the time I was turning over trying to stay covered and fell off the table

Lol oh that's so funny

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Worst message is when you have been chatting for a while and suddenly you get a reply to your last message of;

“Ok”

Game over when she says that - you get a sinking feeling

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By *ofistimacatedMan  over a year ago

cavan town

Meet me at xxxx lake, you can fuck me bareback if you let me shit on your dick

But I have strict rules, i don't meet anyone close to home, and that lake was only 5 mins away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a guy tell me he had a beautiful, friendly horse and would I like to come over and ride it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got something similar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Worst message is when you have been chatting for a while and suddenly you get a reply to your last message of;

“Ok”

Game over when she says that - you get a sinking feeling"

Yup, game over is right, horrible but time to move on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You are way too old for sex or to be swinging

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"You are way too old for sex or to be swinging"

So theres an age cut off point for sex and swinging?? Who knew

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Honestly couldn't say. There's just so many to choose from!

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By *easingTimMan  over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Can you drive us to our dealer

then after I can do lines off your dash

while you pound herself in the backseat?"

....whoever said you needed to book hotel rooms on Fab

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By *ean29Man  over a year ago

Belfast

Women message me all the time asking can their partner (male) blow me as they watch

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By *antra MassageMan  over a year ago

Old bog road

I got a midnight request to meet in an isolated wood, before her hubby got back from the pub, for a quickie.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You remind me of my overweight sister I've always had a thing for. We used to wrestle as teenagers and I'd get hard.

Lovely

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"You remind me of my overweight sister I've always had a thing for. We used to wrestle as teenagers and I'd get hard.

Lovely "

Fuck sake.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t like black guys , but I might give you a chance.......

Really.........

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By *eanbelfastMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Had a random message from a guy asking if he could come to my house and watch me. As I always do I replied and said no thanks I was straight. He replied and said it was ok he didn’t want to do anything just watch me be a man. Not really worrying just weird but he did send another few messages which I ignored. I’m glad I didn’t tell him I was putting up shelves lol

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By *reddieRaeCouple  over a year ago

Banbridge

We've blocked messages from single guys, just because we've no interest.

One of them has taken to getting couples to message us on his behalf.....

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"Wanna do some crack with me."

This reminds me of a family guy skit

https://youtu.be/2M6g0fTNM_o

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"Hey honz your hotter than a junkies spoon "

couldn't help laughing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some guy messaged yesterday presuming I'm a preggo fan, what ever that is , and hopes I'm up for a preggo gang bang soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"after having a few suspect messages this week some just plain weird, its gots me a thinking.

Whats the worst message you ever got on here?"

Can't lie ..the worst message l ever got was from a lady that implied that l had said she was ugly ,which l never did ...all l said to her was " you have verifications you'll have no problem getting meets "....the written abuse from her was unreal ,now all this started when she sent me a photo and after seeing it ,spent 10 mins looking at it said to myself " how the fuck do l get outta this " ..so l thanked her for photo but said she wasn't my cup of tea but she'll have no problem getting meets...l really lit the fuse l suppose,in the wrong way ,...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everytime it is just 'hi'.

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By *un4tooCouple  over a year ago

north cork


"I got a midnight request to meet in an isolated wood, before her hubby got back from the pub, for a quickie. "

How did it go?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wanna do some crack with me."

Maybe they wanted to have the craic with you? Predictive text and all that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I got a midnight request to meet in an isolated wood, before her hubby got back from the pub, for a quickie.

How did it go? "

Now that's fucking scary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Would love to get you nice and pregnant mmmmmmmmmmm"

Not just pregnant now people... Well, good and proper pregnant!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only last night we got this

"hey would ye be interested in fun with me and my sister?".

And not even a pic of his sister attached.

Ive gotten one like this before. Asking me to fuck his sister in front of him "

so worng

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By *P_80Man  over a year ago

Waterford


"Worst message is when you have been chatting for a while and suddenly you get a reply to your last message of;

“Ok”

Game over when she says that - you get a sinking feeling

Yup, game over is right, horrible but time to move on"

Or when you get nothing but a "lol"

Time to move on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

First message of 'well yous looking a fuck here or what'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got a message from a couple all it said was . Cock size.

I replied big enough, they blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had a guy tell me he had a beautiful, friendly horse and would I like to come over and ride it "

I got the same message ! Very odd

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"I've a massive 8 incher an I wanna pound your misses".

Gold star for trying but we only meet couples and males we á have met at socials..

And the obvious and elusive "hi"....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably the message from a guy I had never spoken to before who told me in graphic detail how he would break into my house and beat me up and drag me upstairs and then what he would do to me up there before he'd leave. I told him he'd have a hard job as I live in a bungalow before I blocked him. "
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Should have told him you had 2 guard dogs would eat his balls off

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Probably the message from a guy I had never spoken to before who told me in graphic detail how he would break into my house and beat me up and drag me upstairs and then what he would do to me up there before he'd leave. I told him he'd have a hard job as I live in a bungalow before I blocked him. "

Are you trying to tell me I've climbed up someone else's drainpipe?

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

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By *samaleMan  over a year ago

tralee/newcastlewest

My worst message to receive is "you are showing 2km away let's meet I want to suck you dry" sounds great until I see its from a man

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Probably the message from a guy I had never spoken to before who told me in graphic detail how he would break into my house and beat me up and drag me upstairs and then what he would do to me up there before he'd leave. I told him he'd have a hard job as I live in a bungalow before I blocked him.

Are you trying to tell me I've climbed up someone else's drainpipe? "

Shush I promised not to say it was from you

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