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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Overdosed on online porn
Had enough of the lockdown horn
No food in the 'fridge
Can't get a delivery booked
The house full of kids
And not getting fucked
Desperately needing to get shagged
But have to make do with getting your pic Fabbed
Miss the sound of a wet fanny fart
Dogging outside in the dark
Being locked down on your own
Hearing those 2 next door moan
Being 2 metres apart
Acting like a wanton tart
Can't arrange a meet
Confined to looking
Permanently on heat
And want a good hard fucking
So bored out of your skull
And desperately missing sex
You have wet dreams of pulling
Your fucking Ex!
It's been so long since you've had fun
Your turning into a virgin nun
Decided to have a gang bang
When we are set free?
Then I hope to fuck
With any luck
Someone invites me...
Copywrite Shadowcaptain 28 04 20
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It is like riding a bike.
You start off slow, change gear, build up speed, squeeze the horn, get to your destination, then you're sore between your legs.
We're here all week  "
Get your leg over my crossbar and we can ride tandem... |
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"It is like riding a bike.
You start off slow, change gear, build up speed, squeeze the horn, get to your destination, then you're sore between your legs.
We're here all week "
Squeeze the horn? Which bike have you been riding? Most bikes I rode didn't even have a bell.
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"It is like riding a bike.
You start off slow, change gear, build up speed, squeeze the horn, get to your destination, then you're sore between your legs.
We're here all week
Squeeze the horn? Which bike have you been riding? Most bikes I rode didn't even have a bell.
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Was thinking a clowns bike! |
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