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"Is there any women who actually get a strap on and enjoy fucking a guy? What is it that you enjoy about it or makes you want to do that?  "
You should speak to Jamie Hants. |
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I hope your patience isn't as thin as your avatar."
My mates wouldn't have patience with me if I didn't crop them outta picture. |
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over a year ago
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I will be the next Usain Bolt if I see you around in a club!"
I bet you'd love it hard up your ass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I will be the next Usain Bolt if I see you around in a club!
I bet you'd love it hard up your ass."
No thank you. It's strictly one way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I hope your patience isn't as thin as your avatar.
My mates wouldn't have patience with me if I didn't crop them outta picture."
*Nods* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I will be the next Usain Bolt if I see you around in a club!
I bet you'd love it hard up your ass.
No thank you. It's strictly one way!"
I heard you like it dry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I will be the next Usain Bolt if I see you around in a club!
I bet you'd love it hard up your ass."
Jim likes anything up his arse! He grows an orchid up there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I will be the next Usain Bolt if I see you around in a club!
I bet you'd love it hard up your ass.
No thank you. It's strictly one way!"
Never say never. Life is too short. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I will be the next Usain Bolt if I see you around in a club!
I bet you'd love it hard up your ass.
No thank you. It's strictly one way!
I heard you like it dry."
Lol. Till it start smoking and apply WD40! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I will be the next Usain Bolt if I see you around in a club!
I bet you'd love it hard up your ass.
No thank you. It's strictly one way!
Never say never. Life is too short."
Would you like mine up yours?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I will be the next Usain Bolt if I see you around in a club!
I bet you'd love it hard up your ass.
No thank you. It's strictly one way!
I heard you like it dry.
Lol. Till it start smoking and apply WD40!"
Oh, now you lubricate your breakfast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I will be the next Usain Bolt if I see you around in a club!
I bet you'd love it hard up your ass.
No thank you. It's strictly one way!
Never say never. Life is too short.
Would you like mine up yours? "
No. But Jim's looks very appealing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I will be the next Usain Bolt if I see you around in a club!
I bet you'd love it hard up your ass.
No thank you. It's strictly one way!
Never say never. Life is too short.
Would you like mine up yours?
No. But Jim's looks very appealing. "
He prefers 12 inch long and 4 inch wide strap on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I will be the next Usain Bolt if I see you around in a club!
I bet you'd love it hard up your ass.
No thank you. It's strictly one way!
Never say never. Life is too short.
Would you like mine up yours?
No. But Jim's looks very appealing.
He prefers 12 inch long and 4 inch wide strap on!"
Is that why you're not good enough for him? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I will be the next Usain Bolt if I see you around in a club!
I bet you'd love it hard up your ass.
No thank you. It's strictly one way!
Never say never. Life is too short.
Would you like mine up yours?
No. But Jim's looks very appealing.
He prefers 12 inch long and 4 inch wide strap on!
Is that why you're not good enough for him?"
Yeah. Just missed the mark by half an inch. He is so picky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I will be the next Usain Bolt if I see you around in a club!
I bet you'd love it hard up your ass.
No thank you. It's strictly one way!
Never say never. Life is too short.
Would you like mine up yours?
No. But Jim's looks very appealing.
He prefers 12 inch long and 4 inch wide strap on!
Is that why you're not good enough for him?
Yeah. Just missed the mark by half an inch. He is so picky!"
I understand. 3,5in would be thin for me, too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm planning that in my next visit to swingers club.
I will be the next Usain Bolt if I see you around in a club!
I bet you'd love it hard up your ass.
No thank you. It's strictly one way!
Never say never. Life is too short.
Would you like mine up yours?
No. But Jim's looks very appealing.
He prefers 12 inch long and 4 inch wide strap on!
Is that why you're not good enough for him?
Yeah. Just missed the mark by half an inch. He is so picky!
I understand. 3,5in would be thin for me, too."
Are you talking about the 3.5 inches that gives you a lot of pleasure? It's the same for many women! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, dear. My toys are large - long and girthy.
I thought we were talking about the credit card!
You have a 12in long credit card? 
Yup! 
Large deposit?"
Yup! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, dear. My toys are large - long and girthy.
I thought we were talking about the credit card!
You have a 12in long credit card?
Yup!
Large deposit?
Yup! "
Thought so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, dear. My toys are large - long and girthy.
I thought we were talking about the credit card!
You have a 12in long credit card?
Yup!
Large deposit?
Yup!
Thought so."
Would you like to try? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, dear. My toys are large - long and girthy.
I thought we were talking about the credit card!
You have a 12in long credit card?
Yup!
Large deposit?
Yup!
Thought so.
Would you like to try? "
Think I'll pass  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, dear. My toys are large - long and girthy.
I thought we were talking about the credit card!
You have a 12in long credit card?
Yup!
Large deposit?
Yup!
Thought so.
Would you like to try?
Think I'll pass "
Again?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, dear. My toys are large - long and girthy.
I thought we were talking about the credit card!
You have a 12in long credit card?
Yup!
Large deposit?
Yup!
Thought so.
Would you like to try?
Think I'll pass
Again? "
You're too desperate, dear. Flicking those lashes just doesn't do it for me.
From men anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, dear. My toys are large - long and girthy.
I thought we were talking about the credit card!
You have a 12in long credit card?
Yup!
Large deposit?
Yup!
Thought so.
Would you like to try?
Think I'll pass
Again?
You're too desperate, dear. Flicking those lashes just doesn't do it for me.
From men anyway "
I am a metrosexual guy. I have pretty eyelashes. See! |
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