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Who’s turned the sun off, come on is it you, is it?
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"Turn the heating up and whip them off Fiddles.... 
I think that’s the only hope for mankind. And womankind too.
I’ve just turned mine up full whack! 
D."
Good man, got to get Jo naked as soon as possible.
I’m that cold my profile pic has gone black and white. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Turn the heating up and whip them off Fiddles....
I think that’s the only hope for mankind. And womankind too.
I'm a kind woman. My heating is on
I’m coming round yours. "
Let's both go round to D and Jo's |
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over a year ago
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Glad it's not just me that's shivering my bits off this morning.
So did we find out who stole it? And if we do.... can I offer my services as a top class Chinese burn and dead leg giver?! |
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"Glad it's not just me that's shivering my bits off this morning.
So did we find out who stole it? And if we do.... can I offer my services as a top class Chinese burn and dead leg giver?! "
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"Glad it's not just me that's shivering my bits off this morning.
So did we find out who stole it? And if we do.... can I offer my services as a top class Chinese burn and dead leg giver?! "
Ooh good plan. If in doubt resort to torture. |
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"Turn the heating up and whip them off Fiddles....
I think that’s the only hope for mankind. And womankind too.
I'm a kind woman. My heating is on
I’m coming round yours.
Let's both go round to D and Jo's "
I bet they’ve got a very warm bed. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Turn the heating up and whip them off Fiddles....
I think that’s the only hope for mankind. And womankind too.
I'm a kind woman. My heating is on
I’m coming round yours.
Let's both go round to D and Jo's
I bet they’ve got a very warm bed. "
I'll pick you up on the way.
D..... Put the kettle on and take the rest off please! |
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"Turn the heating up and whip them off Fiddles....
I think that’s the only hope for mankind. And womankind too.
I'm a kind woman. My heating is on
I’m coming round yours.
Let's both go round to D and Jo's
I bet they’ve got a very warm bed.
I'll pick you up on the way.
D..... Put the kettle on and take the rest off please! "
Both ready and waiting
D. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Turn the heating up and whip them off Fiddles....
I think that’s the only hope for mankind. And womankind too.
I'm a kind woman. My heating is on
I’m coming round yours.
Let's both go round to D and Jo's
I bet they’ve got a very warm bed.
I'll pick you up on the way.
D..... Put the kettle on and take the rest off please!
Both ready and waiting
D."
Where's the damn drool emoji when you need one? |
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"Turn the heating up and whip them off Fiddles....
I think that’s the only hope for mankind. And womankind too.
I'm a kind woman. My heating is on
I’m coming round yours.
Let's both go round to D and Jo's
I bet they’ve got a very warm bed.
I'll pick you up on the way.
D..... Put the kettle on and take the rest off please!
Both ready and waiting
D.
Where's the damn drool emoji when you need one? "
I’ve used them all up.  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Turn the heating up and whip them off Fiddles....
I think that’s the only hope for mankind. And womankind too.
I'm a kind woman. My heating is on
I’m coming round yours.
Let's both go round to D and Jo's
I bet they’ve got a very warm bed.
I'll pick you up on the way.
D..... Put the kettle on and take the rest off please!
Both ready and waiting
D.
Where's the damn drool emoji when you need one?
I’ve used them all up. "
Well sharing is caring.... Please give me one |
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It wasn’t punishment to me, being a red head and naked sunbathing all week and getting an all over tan was too much for the sun to cope with!
It’s gone off sulking in hope that next time it burns me |
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"It wasn’t punishment to me, being a red head and naked sunbathing all week and getting an all over tan was too much for the sun to cope with!
It’s gone off sulking in hope that next time it burns me"
I admire your battle with the forces of nature. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crikey it’s bloody cold indoors. Is this some plan by an evil alien like Ming the Merciless to turn the sun off and cause us all to wear clothes. "
You're in the wrong place Fiddles, it's lovely and warm here |
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