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See a great body and think “wow that’s ace!! I could do all Kinds of great things with that!” And then you see the face and think “Or maybe not”. I am not thinking of anyone specific, so please don’t mention any names here. |
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"See a great body and think “wow that’s ace!! I could do all Kinds of great things with that!” And then you see the face and think “Or maybe not”. I am not thinking of anyone specific, so please don’t mention any names here."
Sounds like you're only looking for a receptacle to stick your penis in |
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"See a great body and think “wow that’s ace!! I could do all Kinds of great things with that!” And then you see the face and think “Or maybe not”. I am not thinking of anyone specific, so please don’t mention any names here.
Sounds like you're only looking for a receptacle to stick your penis in "
Ha ha the chickens looked good in Aldi this week  |
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"See a great body and think “wow that’s ace!! I could do all Kinds of great things with that!” And then you see the face and think “Or maybe not”. I am not thinking of anyone specific, so please don’t mention any names here.
Sounds like you're only looking for a receptacle to stick your penis in "
One might draw the very opposite conclusion to that. |
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Kind of a statement of the obvious! Like did ever see part of something nice and then find out you don't like the bit you didn't know about....? I saw a nice Christmas cake once but then it had marzipan sneakily hidden under the icing.....  |
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"See a great body and think “wow that’s ace!! I could do all Kinds of great things with that!” And then you see the face and think “Or maybe not”. I am not thinking of anyone specific, so please don’t mention any names here.
Sounds like you're only looking for a receptacle to stick your penis in
One might draw the very opposite conclusion to that."
One should refrain from referring to a woman's body as 'that' |
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"I’ve never looked at a great body and thought ‘Wow, that’s ace!’ mainly cause this is the only time I’ve used the word ‘ace’.
Well you ought to use the Ace more! Ace is an ace word!"
I’m 46, I’m not going to start saying it now. But in answer to your question, no that’s not how it works for me, I like intelligence, humour, empathy and compassion first. |
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"I’ve never looked at a great body and thought ‘Wow, that’s ace!’ mainly cause this is the only time I’ve used the word ‘ace’.
Well you ought to use the Ace more! Ace is an ace word!
I’m 46, I’m not going to start saying it now. But in answer to your question, no that’s not how it works for me, I like intelligence, humour, empathy and compassion first."
So you've never passed a lady in the street and thought omg she is stunning ?  |
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"I’ve never looked at a great body and thought ‘Wow, that’s ace!’ mainly cause this is the only time I’ve used the word ‘ace’.
Well you ought to use the Ace more! Ace is an ace word!
I’m 46, I’m not going to start saying it now. But in answer to your question, no that’s not how it works for me, I like intelligence, humour, empathy and compassion first.
So you've never passed a lady in the street and thought omg she is stunning ? "
In that scenario you can usually see the face first, so it’s not really the same thing. |
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I've had many lovely compliments for my body but then shown my face and I'm either blocked or conversation just ends. I can't be everyone's cup of tea unfortunately. Most important thing here is honesty for me x |
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"I think your referring to the butter face nice body butter face .
How ever one should not judge least he be judged "
Indeed I have a face like a slapped arse but my body is no better lol. This is just a fun thing, nothing more. |
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"I've had many lovely compliments for my body but then shown my face and I'm either blocked or conversation just ends. I can't be everyone's cup of tea unfortunately. Most important thing here is honesty for me x"
I think you got a sexy face pink I'd be only to happy to give you a big sloppy kiss and see your sex face  |
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"See a great body and think “wow that’s ace!! I could do all Kinds of great things with that!” And then you see the face and think “Or maybe not”. I am not thinking of anyone specific, so please don’t mention any names here.
Sounds like you're only looking for a receptacle to stick your penis in
One might draw the very opposite conclusion to that.
One should refrain from referring to a woman's body as 'that'"
Woman’s body? |
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"So in answer to the op post
No mate makes you look as deep as a puddle
As for use of the word ‘ace’ epic fail "
...and “Epic fail” gives you the depth of the Mariana Trench. However we choose to use our words in order to convey messages is not something I would get overly hung up about. Ace, great, fab, wonderful, marvellous. Take your pick. |
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"See a great body and think “wow that’s ace!! I could do all Kinds of great things with that!” And then you see the face and think “Or maybe not”. I am not thinking of anyone specific, so please don’t mention any names here."
So you mean Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch? Or BOBFOC for short  |
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"See a great body and think “wow that’s ace!! I could do all Kinds of great things with that!” And then you see the face and think “Or maybe not”. I am not thinking of anyone specific, so please don’t mention any names here."
All the bloody time!! |
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Let's be honest your typical man has always been able to separate the "boatrace" from body, and to grade each pretty much scientifically.
Men can be pretty technical about this stuff. Whoever says no, his pants are on fire.
As a young man, part of the "Gash Man Crew" (back in the day), we had our own scoring system - we called them the G-scales. They were always mostly influenced by the body, but a pretty face did provide hefty compensation or deduction of points.
We tried adding personality scales (P-scale) but to be honest it didn't work out. None of the lads were interested in what she had to say!
There are a couple of rules for the g-scale.
First it is very important at the start of the night to *Calibrate*. This is best done with copious amounts of beer, as you randomly pick birds and give them their scores.
Which leads to the second golden rule, probably the most important.
Never Ever Tell a Woman ( especially your better half ) - what her G-score is.
Never.
Hope that Helps.
G-man K
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"See a great body and think “wow that’s ace!! I could do all Kinds of great things with that!” And then you see the face and think “Or maybe not”. I am not thinking of anyone specific, so please don’t mention any names here.
So you mean Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch? Or BOBFOC for short "
That's brilliant |
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"See a great body and think “wow that’s ace!! I could do all Kinds of great things with that!” And then you see the face and think “Or maybe not”. I am not thinking of anyone specific, so please don’t mention any names here."
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"See a great body and think “wow that’s ace!! I could do all Kinds of great things with that!” And then you see the face and think “Or maybe not”. I am not thinking of anyone specific, so please don’t mention any names here."
I’m the other way round, cute face but the body of a 80 year old granny unfortunately  |
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By *abonWoman
over a year ago
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"Let's be honest your typical man has always been able to separate the "boatrace" from body, and to grade each pretty much scientifically.
Men can be pretty technical about this stuff. Whoever says no, his pants are on fire.
As a young man, part of the "Gash Man Crew" (back in the day), we had our own scoring system - we called them the G-scales. They were always mostly influenced by the body, but a pretty face did provide hefty compensation or deduction of points.
We tried adding personality scales (P-scale) but to be honest it didn't work out. None of the lads were interested in what she had to say!
There are a couple of rules for the g-scale.
First it is very important at the start of the night to *Calibrate*. This is best done with copious amounts of beer, as you randomly pick birds and give them their scores.
Which leads to the second golden rule, probably the most important.
Never Ever Tell a Woman ( especially your better half ) - what her G-score is.
Never.
Hope that Helps.
G-man K
;-)"
Rule 2...don’t discuss - anywhere near any women - that such a system even exists 
Guess my p-score just plummeted...but then you wouldn’t care anyway |
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Which leads to the second golden rule, probably the most important.
Never Ever Tell a Woman ( especially your better half ) - what her G-score is.
Never.
Hope that Helps.
G-man K
;-)
Rule 2...don’t discuss - anywhere near any women - that such a system even exists
Guess my p-score just plummeted...but then you wouldn’t care anyway "
Haha! Actually we love to tease you ladies with existence of the G-Scale.
We will even tell you that our scale is inverted where G1 is the best, and G10 is the worst, and that you never ever see a G1 in natural open safari (the pub/club), and we might tell you of the unfortunate tale of the G10.8. We might tell you what certain other well known actress or model's scores are but only when d*unk.
If I had a pound for every time my exes or even prospective girlfriends tried to get me d*unk or otherwise take advantage of me in order to get her G-score ... I'd be a millionaire ... !
Such a good tease ...
As a well trained G-Man, I have of course already calculated your score Mabon - and it is ...
... sorry did the line go dead 
PM for more details
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By *abonWoman
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Which leads to the second golden rule, probably the most important.
Never Ever Tell a Woman ( especially your better half ) - what her G-score is.
Never.
Hope that Helps.
G-man K
;-)
Rule 2...don’t discuss - anywhere near any women - that such a system even exists
Guess my p-score just plummeted...but then you wouldn’t care anyway
Haha! Actually we love to tease you ladies with existence of the G-Scale.
We will even tell you that our scale is inverted where G1 is the best, and G10 is the worst, and that you never ever see a G1 in natural open safari (the pub/club), and we might tell you of the unfortunate tale of the G10.8. We might tell you what certain other well known actress or model's scores are but only when d*unk.
If I had a pound for every time my exes or even prospective girlfriends tried to get me d*unk or otherwise take advantage of me in order to get her G-score ... I'd be a millionaire ... !
Such a good tease ...
As a well trained G-Man, I have of course already calculated your score Mabon - and it is ...
... sorry did the line go dead
PM for more details
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Good try |
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It is not always about having the most beautiful face or body for that matter, as far as I am concerned. Some people I have met over the years have been very pretty with great bodies, but they do nothing for me, sex appeal wise. On the other hand the opposite can sometimes be true. |
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"See a great body and think “wow that’s ace!! I could do all Kinds of great things with that!” And then you see the face and think “Or maybe not”. I am not thinking of anyone specific, so please don’t mention any names here."
Only when I look in the mirror |
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"I think your referring to the butter face nice body butter face .
How ever one should not judge least he be judged "
Johnny cash, when the man comes around |
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"This is why I keep my face hidden...reel them in first 
Oi. Ive seen your face and you're a very attractive lady. X"
You know what they say Chunky..nice arse shame about the face
And you are bloody lovely x |
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"This is why I keep my face hidden...reel them in first
Oi. Ive seen your face and you're a very attractive lady. X
You know what they say Chunky..nice arse shame about the face
And you are bloody lovely x"
Did I miss a meeting |
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"This is why I keep my face hidden...reel them in first
Oi. Ive seen your face and you're a very attractive lady. X
You know what they say Chunky..nice arse shame about the face
And you are bloody lovely x"
I know, I'm adorable.
Whilst we're talking about arses and faces.... |
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