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The Quality of cock has gone downhill
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This was a delightful status update from a lady in my area feed.
Now normally if someone says something and it doesn't apply to you, you really shouldn't fret. But I did.
How do I quality assure my cock? How do I know it meets the high grade requirements of the masses of fab? It doesn't have a barcode or best before date on it.
So everyone, how do you quality assure a cock? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" This was a delightful status update from a lady in my area feed.
Now normally if someone says something and it doesn't apply to you, you really shouldn't fret. But I did.
How do I quality assure my cock? How do I know it meets the high grade requirements of the masses of fab? It doesn't have a barcode or best before date on it.
So everyone, how do you quality assure a cock?"
Have you checked for the barcode on the underside? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" This was a delightful status update from a lady in my area feed.
Now normally if someone says something and it doesn't apply to you, you really shouldn't fret. But I did.
How do I quality assure my cock? How do I know it meets the high grade requirements of the masses of fab? It doesn't have a barcode or best before date on it.
So everyone, how do you quality assure a cock?
Have you checked for the barcode on the underside? "
Its hidden under the reduced sticker  |
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"Regular servicing and the application of linseed oil after every use?
:-Linseed oil I need to see evidence of side effects "
It makes the wood more resilient when you're bashing your balls about.  |
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" This was a delightful status update from a lady in my area feed.
Now normally if someone says something and it doesn't apply to you, you really shouldn't fret. But I did.
How do I quality assure my cock? How do I know it meets the high grade requirements of the masses of fab? It doesn't have a barcode or best before date on it.
So everyone, how do you quality assure a cock?"
I use glory holes as a go/no go gauge.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's what happens when its caged and hasnt roamed its entire life getting the odd tinder snack here and there... shes looking for that fresh red tractor farm assured grass fed free range cock... only the best |
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"She's not wrong, it's been a terrible season for us cockfarmers. 
Have you tried watering them?"
Water doesn't work on these crops, you need other stimulants like saliva or Mountain Dew, or whatever I am claiming squirt to be this week... |
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"She's not wrong, it's been a terrible season for us cockfarmers.
Have you tried watering them?
Water doesn't work on these crops, you need other stimulants like saliva or Mountain Dew, or whatever I am claiming squirt to be this week..."
Mountain Dew   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" This was a delightful status update from a lady in my area feed.
Now normally if someone says something and it doesn't apply to you, you really shouldn't fret. But I did.
How do I quality assure my cock? How do I know it meets the high grade requirements of the masses of fab? It doesn't have a barcode or best before date on it.
So everyone, how do you quality assure a cock?
Have you checked for the barcode on the underside?
Its hidden under the reduced sticker "
Well then it’s clearly out of date |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" This was a delightful status update from a lady in my area feed.
Now normally if someone says something and it doesn't apply to you, you really shouldn't fret. But I did.
How do I quality assure my cock? How do I know it meets the high grade requirements of the masses of fab? It doesn't have a barcode or best before date on it.
So everyone, how do you quality assure a cock?
Have you checked for the barcode on the underside?
Its hidden under the reduced sticker
Well then it’s clearly out of date "
I did wonder why it tasted funny  |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
" This was a delightful status update from a lady in my area feed.
Now normally if someone says something and it doesn't apply to you, you really shouldn't fret. But I did.
How do I quality assure my cock? How do I know it meets the high grade requirements of the masses of fab? It doesn't have a barcode or best before date on it.
So everyone, how do you quality assure a cock?
Have you checked for the barcode on the underside?
Its hidden under the reduced sticker
Well then it’s clearly out of date "
Best to toss then. |
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I think she was using the term ‘cock’ to describe men in general. In the same way that some men refer to women as ‘pussy’.
Looking at some male profiles on here and I feel she is right. Standard is very poor, a real scruffy pathetic looking lot, no wonder so many women seek the company and sexual attention of other women.
Thankfully, I’m here to raise the standard. |
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" This was a delightful status update from a lady in my area feed.
Now normally if someone says something and it doesn't apply to you, you really shouldn't fret. But I did.
How do I quality assure my cock? How do I know it meets the high grade requirements of the masses of fab? It doesn't have a barcode or best before date on it.
So everyone, how do you quality assure a cock?
Have you checked for the barcode on the underside?
Its hidden under the reduced sticker
Well then it’s clearly out of date
Best to toss then."
Lockdown has produced plenty of tossing. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
" This was a delightful status update from a lady in my area feed.
Now normally if someone says something and it doesn't apply to you, you really shouldn't fret. But I did.
How do I quality assure my cock? How do I know it meets the high grade requirements of the masses of fab? It doesn't have a barcode or best before date on it.
So everyone, how do you quality assure a cock?"
Think you have this wrong, if the pussy/attitude isn’t great, what it attracts will be pro rata.
Ducked one there! |
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if not it’s usually high quality and needs hand washing 
