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"I seen one the other day that used the term, "hot snatch" In the bio, "That's actually brilliant | |||
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"I personally think threads bashing peoples profiles have been overdone
"But every thread has been overdone, so I'm not sorry  | |||
"Heavy cummer "....and repeater | |||
"Heavy cummer "Yep, it's used a lot, and is a bit of a gross sounding phrase tbh. I prefer "sharp shooter" or "super soaker" personally  | |||
"Heavy cummer
....and repeater "Yes, good shout | |||
"I personally think threads bashing peoples profiles have been overdone
"And yet....they continue, because they can be funny! "Been here before, verify me if you remember me" "Can breathe through my ears" "Love oral more than anything" "Will lick you for hours" (no, a reasonable amount is reasonable). "Repeat cummer" makes me laugh....ok, so either once is enough, or I expect you to repeat! isn't one or the other normal??? | |||
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"Heavy cummer
Yep, it's used a lot, and is a bit of a gross sounding phrase tbh. I prefer "sharp shooter" or "super soaker" personally "There's room for misunderstanding there. Sharpshooter just sounds like fast & accurate. Super soaker sounds like maybe you'll piss on them. Heavy cummer: no equivocation - you're getting a lot of cum. | |||
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"Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you "And yet....that's how it goes for some of us! I'm not at all racist, but have cultural preferences! | |||
"I personally think threads bashing peoples profiles have been overdone
And yet....they continue, because they can be funny!
"Been here before, verify me if you remember me"
"Can breathe through my ears" "Love oral more than anything" "Will lick you for hours" (no, a reasonable amount is reasonable).
"Repeat cummer" makes me laugh....ok, so either once is enough, or I expect you to repeat! isn't one or the other normal???"OMG how did I forget about the "breathing through my ears" comedy geniuses!  | |||
"Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you "Totally agree with this one. Saying an entire race can't be attractive to you is racist. Can't wait for the replies to this comment | |||
"Heavy cummer
Yep, it's used a lot, and is a bit of a gross sounding phrase tbh. I prefer "sharp shooter" or "super soaker" personally
There's room for misunderstanding there.
Sharpshooter just sounds like fast & accurate.
Super soaker sounds like maybe you'll piss on them.
Heavy cummer: no equivocation - you're getting a lot of cum. "To me it just sounds like a fat guy who is able to ejaculate | |||
"'Will fill in later' on a year old profile "YES! Another classic. Or "I am a 42 year old woman looking to meet men"... Wow you sound like just my type! | |||
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"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways " I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling. You cant say what a woman can and cannot like  | |||
"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked " Yeah they'll try anything, except messaging you | |||
"'Will fill in later' on a year old profile
YES! Another classic.
Or "I am a 42 year old woman looking to meet men"... Wow you sound like just my type! "I've been here before and I know the score - that's pretty much their profile pics are normally private so you know feck all about them lol | |||
"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked Yeah they'll try anything, except messaging you "So true | |||
"Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you
Totally agree with this one. Saying an entire race can't be attractive to you is racist. Can't wait for the replies to this comment "Thanks for that OP. I’m glad someone gets it and can actually read in between the lines and it doesn’t matter if you are not racist. Just think how it sounds to the opposite person of race | |||
"Been here before so I know how it works." Good call... I just deleted that from my bio  It is a pointless thing to say now I think about it! | |||
"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling. You cant say what a woman can and cannot like "I can if I have her gagged  | |||
"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling. You cant say what a woman can and cannot like
I can if I have her gagged "That does not come across well. | |||
"Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you
Totally agree with this one. Saying an entire race can't be attractive to you is racist. Can't wait for the replies to this comment
Thanks for that OP. I’m glad someone gets it and can actually read in between the lines and it doesn’t matter if you are not racist. Just think how it sounds to the opposite person of race "Exactly. People think racism is just about obvious stuff like using racial slurs, but there are many levels, some conscious and some not. Like you say, it's best to try and think about how your words/actions affect others, even if you just think you're "being honest" or whatever... | |||
"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling. You cant say what a woman can and cannot like
I can if I have her gagged " incoming! | |||
"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling. You cant say what a woman can and cannot like
I can if I have her gagged
That does not come across well."Yeah, not well at all  | |||
"Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you
Totally agree with this one. Saying an entire race can't be attractive to you is racist. Can't wait for the replies to this comment
Thanks for that OP. I’m glad someone gets it and can actually read in between the lines and it doesn’t matter if you are not racist. Just think how it sounds to the opposite person of race
Exactly. People think racism is just about obvious stuff like using racial slurs, but there are many levels, some conscious and some not. Like you say, it's best to try and think about how your words/actions affect others, even if you just think you're "being honest" or whatever..."I completely agree with this, and yet...Every time I hear from a guy who is from the region of the world that my ex is from, I go cold and hyperventilate. It's not racism. I do know that people are people, and not all the same. Still, I prefer to not have the reminder of him in my life. it's not racist, it's self preservation. | |||
"Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you
Totally agree with this one. Saying an entire race can't be attractive to you is racist. Can't wait for the replies to this comment
Thanks for that OP. I’m glad someone gets it and can actually read in between the lines and it doesn’t matter if you are not racist. Just think how it sounds to the opposite person of race
Exactly. People think racism is just about obvious stuff like using racial slurs, but there are many levels, some conscious and some not. Like you say, it's best to try and think about how your words/actions affect others, even if you just think you're "being honest" or whatever..."I understand where you come from on this, and it took me alot of consideration before writing on mine. However. I have never found an indian man I am attracted to. Just my sexual preferences. I am not taking anything away from them as a person, but to me it is the same as writing that I like slim men, it is just a sexual preference. Given that us women can recieve hundereds of messages a day, it is there to try and not waste both parties time. I do however find indian women very attractive  | |||
"Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you
Totally agree with this one. Saying an entire race can't be attractive to you is racist. Can't wait for the replies to this comment
Thanks for that OP. I’m glad someone gets it and can actually read in between the lines and it doesn’t matter if you are not racist. Just think how it sounds to the opposite person of race
Exactly. People think racism is just about obvious stuff like using racial slurs, but there are many levels, some conscious and some not. Like you say, it's best to try and think about how your words/actions affect others, even if you just think you're "being honest" or whatever...
I understand where you come from on this, and it took me alot of consideration before writing on mine.
However.
I have never found an indian man I am attracted to.
Just my sexual preferences.
I am not taking anything away from them as a person, but to me it is the same as writing that I like slim men, it is just a sexual preference.
Given that us women can recieve hundereds of messages a day, it is there to try and not waste both parties time.
I do however find indian women very attractive "That’s a good decent perspective I guess Ivy | |||
"Heavy cummer
Yep, it's used a lot, and is a bit of a gross sounding phrase tbh. I prefer "sharp shooter" or "super soaker" personally
There's room for misunderstanding there.
Sharpshooter just sounds like fast & accurate.
Super soaker sounds like maybe you'll piss on them.
Heavy cummer: no equivocation - you're getting a lot of cum.
To me it just sounds like a fat guy who is able to ejaculate" | |||
"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling. You cant say what a woman can and cannot like
I can if I have her gagged
That does not come across well."Why so serious | |||
"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling. You cant say what a woman can and cannot like
I can if I have her gagged
That does not come across well.
Yeah, not well at all "White knighting is also a common thing here too just saying | |||
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"Been here before so I know how it works." I wish I knew how it works on here and I've been here 4 years. | |||
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"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling. You cant say what a woman can and cannot like
I can if I have her gagged
That does not come across well.
Yeah, not well at all
White knighting is also a common thing here too just saying "True I forgot it’s illegal to agree with a member of the opposite sex here | |||
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"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling. You cant say what a woman can and cannot like
I can if I have her gagged
That does not come across well.
Why so serious "I don't find jokes about gagging a woman to get your own way very funny. Please explain the humour in this? | |||
"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling. You cant say what a woman can and cannot like
I can if I have her gagged
That does not come across well.
Why so serious
I don't find jokes about gagging a woman to get your own way very funny. Please explain the humour in this?"I can see how this comment isn’t funny, especially when you consider how someone wouldn’t find it funny. But the darker side of my sense of humour may find it in bad taste funny. I spent 16 yrs in the military so I’ve seen and witnessed some terrible atrocities, yet sometimes I’ve dealt with things with a dark sense of humour (that’s my coping mechanism) which isn’t to everyone’s liking. I’m sure it wasn’t meant as a serious statement (I could be wrong). | |||
"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling. You cant say what a woman can and cannot like
I can if I have her gagged
That does not come across well.
Why so serious
I don't find jokes about gagging a woman to get your own way very funny. Please explain the humour in this?
I can see how this comment isn’t funny, especially when you consider how someone wouldn’t find it funny.
But the darker side of my sense of humour may find it in bad taste funny. I spent 16 yrs in the military so I’ve seen and witnessed some terrible atrocities, yet sometimes I’ve dealt with things with a dark sense of humour (that’s my coping mechanism) which isn’t to everyone’s liking.
I’m sure it wasn’t meant as a serious statement (I could be wrong). "Times and places and sex sites where women meet strangers isnt one of them | |||
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"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling. You cant say what a woman can and cannot like
I can if I have her gagged
That does not come across well.
Why so serious
I don't find jokes about gagging a woman to get your own way very funny. Please explain the humour in this?
I can see how this comment isn’t funny, especially when you consider how someone wouldn’t find it funny.
But the darker side of my sense of humour may find it in bad taste funny. I spent 16 yrs in the military so I’ve seen and witnessed some terrible atrocities, yet sometimes I’ve dealt with things with a dark sense of humour (that’s my coping mechanism) which isn’t to everyone’s liking.
I’m sure it wasn’t meant as a serious statement (I could be wrong).
Times and places and sex sites where women meet strangers isnt one of them"I totally get what your saying and where your coming from, an please don’t think I was suggesting the Gagging comment was flippant, it isn’t. I just think it was a bad taste humorous comment more than anything. | |||
"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling. You cant say what a woman can and cannot like
I can if I have her gagged
That does not come across well.
Why so serious
I don't find jokes about gagging a woman to get your own way very funny. Please explain the humour in this?"You know gagging is a kink right I'd hardly do it without their consent I don't get why your on the defensive like if a couple came on here and said they do this and love it then put this sign to it would you react the same way or am I some kind of easy target to start an argument with I swear it's like walking on glass here anything you say seems to be wrong people taking things way too seriously isn't life short enough as it is look if what I said offended my bad il keep out of the forums if that makes you feel better  | |||
"Heavy cummer "Makes my skin crawl | |||
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"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling. You cant say what a woman can and cannot like
I can if I have her gagged
That does not come across well.
Why so serious
I don't find jokes about gagging a woman to get your own way very funny. Please explain the humour in this?"That's another one "Been in the military, ima have a go hero"... | |||
Or 'dont want to see pics of your cock' meanwhile she has 35 close up pics of her arsehole
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"I like the 'not interested in you if you have fucked half the site' and themselves have 358 meet verifications
Or 'dont want to see pics of your cock' meanwhile she has 35 close up pics of her arsehole
"Alright mate lets take cover and get popcorns before the reaction hits  | |||
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"I like the 'not interested in you if you have fucked half the site' and themselves have 358 meet verifications
Or 'dont want to see pics of your cock' meanwhile she has 35 close up pics of her arsehole
"Are you going to point me in the direction of this mystical profile with 35 pics of her arsehole or what.....im waiting | |||
All same profile
I won’t do... don’t like....can’t be arsed with... not looking for...Don’t message without....I work weekends...I have the kids all week...my time is precious...send XYZ so I know you’ve read till the end.... Also, I’m laid back, up for a laugh and a giggle and up for seeing where we end up so get in touch.
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"Has any one said professional yet ?" and sucks like a dyson | |||
"No piercings Interests Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism Pros: - Unattractive when young, so now hot without the hot person's complex - Experienced in fucking, or you could say "Man-whore" - Secretly ginger from sideburns down - Talks good - Once pleasured a woman over the internet with nothing more than vowels, caps lock and the winky emoji - Bathes regularly - Have ejaculated in my own face by accident, more than once - Will laugh at own jokes - Enjoys getting blowjobs! Cons: - All of the above, depending on your outlook - Can't afford a Fleshlight, so here I am - Not the kind of guy you want to introduce to your mum; I love MILFs - Wasn't joking about the jizz-in-face incidents - Can only achieve erection if "Mr Loverman" by Shabba Ranks is playing on repeat - Bit of a bell end --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, I should probably put something serious here. I'll keep it short, as these bits are braggy, boring and gross: - Not meeting until lockdown lifted - I don't do bareback - 7" clean, uncut cock (pics available on request) - I'm tall, athletic and have a powerful cumshot. I mean it - it's like a Super Soaker when fully pumped. Expect 12-15 spurts... - My partner's pleasure is just as important as mine - I really hope you've got a sense of humour, makes this so much more enjoyable - Confident without being cocky - LOVES passionate kissing - LOVES licking pussy - No problem maintaining an erection and going for a long time (this is apparently an issue for a lot of guys here??) - A gentleman - will go down for as long as you want, do any position you like, and kiss you long and hard after you've had my cock in your mouth - Clean shaven and trimmed where it counts, with immaculate hygiene - Always polite and respectful Get in touch if I tick all your boxes, or even one of them - you never know when a spark can happen! Raunchier pics available in private gallery, in GLORIOUS TECHNICOLOUR! Ask for face pics! And video evidence of my ability to spurt! Add me on Kik: pmc123456fab Sorry, that was actually quite a long profile. Please take a look at some of my writing: My first meet: https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/1019526 Another early meet experience: https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/1019923 Another of my early meets: https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/1022414 The Bride To Be:" Yeah that profile is clearly a cliche from start to finish, but I found some you missed: "fun loving couple who like a good laugh" "if you like us wink we will get back to the lucky ones" "single men must be hot NOT Bi" "cock photos are not wanted and will get you Blocked with no reply" Basically profiles that are a long list of cliches, restrictions and spelling mistakes get a little tiresome... | |||
"#youknowwhoyouare #heknows and all the other shizzles ppl can write to tell the word they know someone who knows who he is. " Inside jokes on statuses and veris are so cringey! | |||
"‘We’re all here for the same thing’ ‘What you see is what you get’ Send pic with first message otherwise you’re blocked - Also sends a message introducing himself with no face pic
All same profile
I won’t do... don’t like....can’t be arsed with... not looking for...Don’t message without....I work weekends...I have the kids all week...my time is precious...send XYZ so I know you’ve read till the end.... Also, I’m laid back, up for a laugh and a giggle and up for seeing where we end up so get in touch.
"YES! "You can't do this, you can't do that, you'll get blocked if you do this" etc, but then they use the word fun 10 times before posting that stupid disclaimer for Sydney University | |||
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"Pictures of naked men standing with an erect penis "Yes! | |||
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"“Been here before and I know how it works” Well done. "I do know how it works though! | |||
"“Been here before and I know how it works” Well done.
I do know how it works though! "Well done you! But you don’t even have that on your profile so you’re alright. | |||
"“Been here before and I know how it works” Well done.
I do know how it works though!
Well done you! But you don’t even have that on your profile so you’re alright. "Just in case anyone was wondering. It works just fine | |||
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"“Been here before and I know how it works” Well done.
I do know how it works though!
Well done you! But you don’t even have that on your profile so you’re alright.
Just in case anyone was wondering.
It works just fine " | |||
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"Genuine. Reliable. " sounds like they are selling a car | |||
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"Fab cliches-posting a thread on Fab cliches "Fab cliches posting on a thread started by a fab cliche about fab cliches | |||
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"Fab cliches-posting a thread on Fab cliches
Fab cliches posting on a thread started by a fab cliche about fab cliches "Haha you beat me to it | |||
"Using the words cliche and clique as weaponised words. " Yep. Also misunderstanding of words. The number of women here who seem to think "nymph" means "nympho", and not "a mythological spirit of nature" | |||
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"Looking for "exceptional men" only Must send a face pic even though there isn't one visible on their profile A long list of do nots/whiny profiles" Sweet JB, you know you are one of the exceptional ones  | |||
"Looking for "exceptional men" only Must send a face pic even though there isn't one visible on their profile A long list of do nots/whiny profiles Sweet JB, you know you are one of the exceptional ones "Awww shucks | |||
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