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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My night out has been cancelled.

I need suggestions.

I have at my disposal, a dog, a dog poo bag, a guitar and an assortment of tools in the garage.

Best answer gets a prize. Help me through the night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" My night out has been cancelled.

I need suggestions.

I have at my disposal, a dog, a dog poo bag, a guitar and an assortment of tools in the garage.

Best answer gets a prize. Help me through the night

And a phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Teach your dog to play the guitar

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Book a takeaway on your phone

Doggy bag or feed to dog for the leftovers

Bollocks to the rest of it

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

" My night out has been cancelled.

I need suggestions.

I have at my disposal, a dog, a dog poo bag, a guitar and an assortment of tools in the garage.

Best answer gets a prize. Help me through the night

And a phone

Do you have some string, dog on string, play guitar, earn some money

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have some string, dog on string, play guitar, earn some money"

dog on a string

I laughed a bit too hard - maybe I need to put the wine down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go for a walk with your dog till it needs a poo and put it in the bag

go to someone you hates house but on the way buy a lighter or borrow one

put the bag of dog shit on their door step and set it on fire

and play a wee tune for them on your guitar and wait to see if they come out and stamp on it or let it burn

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Go for a walk with your dog till it needs a poo and put it in the bag

go to someone you hates house but on the way buy a lighter or borrow one

put the bag of dog shit on their door step and set it on fire

and play a wee tune for them on your guitar and wait to see if they come out and stamp on it or let it burn

Best answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could use the tools to take the dog appart and restrained assemble it into a comedy animal

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Go for a walk with your dog till it needs a poo and put it in the bag

go to someone you hates house but on the way buy a lighter or borrow one

put the bag of dog shit on their door step and set it on fire

and play a wee tune for them on your guitar and wait to see if they come out and stamp on it or let it burn

Best answer

Yeah I don't think you're going to get anything to beat that answer

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