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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Do they, though? Discussing this with a friend and the best we could come up with was grabbing on to them to stop yourself from drowning

Suggestions welcome!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not true. Mine can crush skulls

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

They certainly make me want to procreate so I guess they do save life.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

I don't know how either to be honest. They're more likely to suffocate or decapitate someone with them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not true. Mine can crush skulls "

Same

I dunno about saving lives...but if you're on the loo and you drop your phone they will save that

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Not true. Mine can crush skulls

Same

I dunno about saving lives...but if you're on the loo and you drop your phone they will save that "

Mine most definitely do

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Holibobs

Yes fat floats

Mine are awesome buoyancy aids x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I was in that plane crash in Alive, I'd have kept them going a while so maybe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not true. Mine can crush skulls

Same

I dunno about saving lives...but if you're on the loo and you drop your phone they will save that "

Haha yep! Although I’d love a thigh gap!

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By *eeky goodnessMan  over a year ago

Worcester


"Not true. Mine can crush skulls "

Are you Xenia Onatopp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not true. Mine can crush skulls

Same

I dunno about saving lives...but if you're on the loo and you drop your phone they will save that

Haha yep! Although I’d love a thigh gap!"

Just open your legs a little wider...instant thigh gap

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago


"Not true. Mine can crush skulls

Same

I dunno about saving lives...but if you're on the loo and you drop your phone they will save that "

Haha making me feel not so bad about getting thicker thighs over lockdown!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"They certainly make me want to procreate so I guess they do save life. "

"Thick thighs make lives"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They're excellent for keeping the heat from escaping my ears

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Not true. Mine can crush skulls

Same

I dunno about saving lives...but if you're on the loo and you drop your phone they will save that "

"Thick thighs save phones"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They're excellent for keeping the heat from escaping my ears "

Mine make excellent ear muffs apparently

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"If I was in that plane crash in Alive, I'd have kept them going a while so maybe "

Aha! First potential lifesaving idea!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Not true. Mine can crush skulls "

"Thick thighs take lives"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Thick thighs get hives"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Thick thighs get hives" "

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By *eeky goodnessMan  over a year ago

Worcester

Thick thighs get many a rise....(hopefully that makes sense )

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


""Thick thighs get hives" "

Well it gives me chub rub, thank goodness for liquid talk

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By *ackdaw52Man  over a year ago

Chesterfield

Higher body mass equals better heat conservation in a survival situation.

Not to mention the livelihoods of all the people who manufacture lycra gym shorts!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Thick thighs get hives"

Well it gives me chub rub, thank goodness for liquid talk "

We'll have none of that talk please. You are magnificent F x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not true. Mine can crush skulls

Same

I dunno about saving lives...but if you're on the loo and you drop your phone they will save that

Haha making me feel not so bad about getting thicker thighs over lockdown! "

Nothing wrong with thick thighs lovely

My thick thighs are great for riding

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


""Thick thighs get hives"

Well it gives me chub rub, thank goodness for liquid talk

We'll have none of that talk please. You are magnificent F x"

Didn't say I wasn't, but chub rub is a real issue

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


""Thick thighs get hives"

Well it gives me chub rub, thank goodness for liquid talk

We'll have none of that talk please. You are magnificent F x

Didn't say I wasn't, but chub rub is a real issue "

"Thick thighs are sometimes uncomfortable" I hear you!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Not true as our most recent pics demonstrate, I'm trying to drown him in my thighs

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?


"Not true. Mine can crush skulls "

Me too

I nearly squished somebody's head like a watermelon when I got a bit carried away once

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Thick thighs get hives"

Well it gives me chub rub, thank goodness for liquid talk

We'll have none of that talk please. You are magnificent F x

Didn't say I wasn't, but chub rub is a real issue "

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


""Thick thighs get hives"

Well it gives me chub rub, thank goodness for liquid talk

We'll have none of that talk please. You are magnificent F x

Didn't say I wasn't, but chub rub is a real issue

"

Can see it is for you, the way you're stood in your avatar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If they do then I'm safe

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

I don’t know I wonder about that one too I quite like someone between mine though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stops me dropping my snacks on the floor which means I don't get hangry and kill someone?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Stamford


"Not true. Mine can crush skulls "

Not my thick head they can't.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not true. Mine can crush skulls "

What a way to go.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t know I wonder about that one too I quite like someone between mine though "

I’d joint that queue!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ooh I have another one, I'll never go flying off a carnival ride!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Stamford

Out of curiosity - how big do they have to be to be classed as thick?

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Thick thighs please my eyes

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan  over a year ago

North Wessex Downs Ares

Let's here it for thick thigh - more to kiss on the way up!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Stops me dropping my snacks on the floor which means I don't get hangry and kill someone? "

My boobs do that

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Stops me dropping my snacks on the floor which means I don't get hangry and kill someone?

My boobs do that "

Boobs are handy shelves sometimes, except when chocolate falls between them that's just messy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not true. Mine can crush skulls

Same

I dunno about saving lives...but if you're on the loo and you drop your phone they will save that

Haha yep! Although I’d love a thigh gap!"

I used to have one and got told I was too thin

Can't win

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Stamford


"Stops me dropping my snacks on the floor which means I don't get hangry and kill someone?

My boobs do that

Boobs are handy shelves sometimes, except when chocolate falls between them that's just messy "

Chunky's boob cleaning service is available.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Stops me dropping my snacks on the floor which means I don't get hangry and kill someone?

My boobs do that

Boobs are handy shelves sometimes, except when chocolate falls between them that's just messy "

That’s definitely messy

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Typical... someone starts a thigh centric thread and it goes all boob centric ... what's best a kiss on your inner thigh or your boobs?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Stops me dropping my snacks on the floor which means I don't get hangry and kill someone?

My boobs do that

Boobs are handy shelves sometimes, except when chocolate falls between them that's just messy

Chunky's boob cleaning service is available. "

You'll get lost between these two mountains

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Typical... someone starts a thigh centric thread and it goes all boob centric ... what's best a kiss on your inner thigh or your boobs?"

Inner thigh easily

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Stamford


"Stops me dropping my snacks on the floor which means I don't get hangry and kill someone?

My boobs do that

Boobs are handy shelves sometimes, except when chocolate falls between them that's just messy

Chunky's boob cleaning service is available.

You'll get lost between these two mountains "

Send a search party after 7days. Until then - I'll be fine.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Typical... someone starts a thigh centric thread and it goes all boob centric ... what's best a kiss on your inner thigh or your boobs?

Inner thigh easily "

..good...my favourite too

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London

they do if you're drowning. The increased adiposity is perfect for buoyancy.

Why use lifebuoys when you can have thick thighs wrapped around your neck/chest

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