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over a year ago
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They lie about their height..... a lot.... surely they must know we will catch them out when if we meet them?
As for cock size.... I like big and small so makes no difference to me
I lie about my age so they can have the one about the dick size  |
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The amount of "hung" blokes, "VWE" blokes that are average bemuses me. So what if you're average?
I don't pretend to be masterchef when I can cook an average meal. Not everyone wants big dicks or snazzy food.
It's a surefire way to make my back fur stand on end and my mouth to produce a hissing noise. No need for it at all, and it just makes them look a deluded prick.... with delusions of prickness |
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I don't tend to meet guys who tell me a size beforehand. They lie about their height and age though so I wouldn't be surprised. I've also seen my fair share of well angled photos. I don't really understand. Surely it's better to under promise and over deliver than the opposite? It can't be fun to try and appeal to size queens and end up dissapointing. |
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"I don't tend to meet guys who tell me a size beforehand. They lie about their height and age though so I wouldn't be surprised. I've also seen my fair share of well angled photos. I don't really understand. Surely it's better to under promise and over deliver than the opposite? It can't be fun to try and appeal to size queens and end up dissapointing. "
Exactly, this is my micro penis theory, they might say that’s not a micro penis, just a below average one, in which case my heart swells and she’s happy cause she’s put a swagger in my step. |
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"I don't tend to meet guys who tell me a size beforehand. They lie about their height and age though so I wouldn't be surprised. I've also seen my fair share of well angled photos. I don't really understand. Surely it's better to under promise and over deliver than the opposite? It can't be fun to try and appeal to size queens and end up dissapointing.
Exactly, this is my micro penis theory, they might say that’s not a micro penis, just a below average one, in which case my heart swells and she’s happy cause she’s put a swagger in my step. "
Aint no fuck like a fuck with a guy who thought he was a 2 and you tell him he's a solid 4  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't tend to meet guys who tell me a size beforehand. They lie about their height and age though so I wouldn't be surprised. I've also seen my fair share of well angled photos. I don't really understand. Surely it's better to under promise and over deliver than the opposite? It can't be fun to try and appeal to size queens and end up dissapointing.
Exactly, this is my micro penis theory, they might say that’s not a micro penis, just a below average one, in which case my heart swells and she’s happy cause she’s put a swagger in my step.
Aint no fuck like a fuck with a guy who thought he was a 2 and you tell him he's a solid 4 "
Haha, you know it, that guys gonna work his ass off to please his woman! |
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"The amount of "hung" blokes, "VWE" blokes that are average bemuses me. So what if you're average?
I don't pretend to be masterchef when I can cook an average meal. Not everyone wants big dicks or snazzy food.
It's a surefire way to make my back fur stand on end and my mouth to produce a hissing noise. No need for it at all, and it just makes them look a deluded prick.... with delusions of prickness "
I have an average-ish sized cock, but I really CAN do serously snazzy food. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do many of you ladies actually ask for dick measurements be4 a meet "
Some do but generally in the minority.
I mostly steer clear of those who ask about size, theres more to me than the size of my wang
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guys on fab who claim to be large are 99.9% liars.
This was disguised in some of the kik groups and people started asking for proof of size next to a 12 in ruler an NIL could provide one.
Try it for yourself they go terribly quiet and the best you will get one from the web which is often on a cms only ruler lol.
Sadly guys on here get desperate and lie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men are unable to measure many things, girth, length and height. Plenty of men and women cannot tell the difference between slim, average and athletic here.
Perhaps concentrate on the positives and let the measurements slide  |
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"What's the point? "
Coz they think they've hooked the fishie by the time the fishie realises the truth.
They can't fathom that the fishie will likely think "lying cunt" and say "actually dude, the size of your pecker doesn't bother me - but the fact you lied to me does"
*disappointed face* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd rather play mine down then give her a nice surprise. I'm happy to report that I'm just average though and im happy with that.....wish o was more of a show'er than a grow'er though! |
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"I'd rather play mine down then give her a nice surprise. I'm happy to report that I'm just average though and im happy with that.....wish o was more of a show'er than a grow'er though!"
I can't say I know of women who care about the size it is when flaccid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd rather play mine down then give her a nice surprise. I'm happy to report that I'm just average though and im happy with that.....wish o was more of a show'er than a grow'er though!
I can't say I know of women who care about the size it is when flaccid. "
My dick likes to play tricks on me though. Hes got his own wee personality and laughs at me when flaccid. |
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"I'd rather play mine down then give her a nice surprise. I'm happy to report that I'm just average though and im happy with that.....wish o was more of a show'er than a grow'er though!
I can't say I know of women who care about the size it is when flaccid.
My dick likes to play tricks on me though. Hes got his own wee personality and laughs at me when flaccid."
Mocked by your own penis, ouch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd rather play mine down then give her a nice surprise. I'm happy to report that I'm just average though and im happy with that.....wish o was more of a show'er than a grow'er though!
I can't say I know of women who care about the size it is when flaccid.
My dick likes to play tricks on me though. Hes got his own wee personality and laughs at me when flaccid.
Mocked by your own penis, ouch! "
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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago
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A ruler would be no good for me however as I have no idea how to measure. From top side or somewhere near the balls? And gettinga hard plastic ruler to do a girth measurement... it's just bloody dangerous, I'm really not sure about the shatter proof status. Does that mean you have proof of it going bang when you shit yourself?  |
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"Yes. Women need to get a bit better clued up to what an inch really is and this would lessen the problem.
In the real world guys are 5-6."
I can already tell you your dick size... . A perfect fit with my tuna tunnel. That's all I need to know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any guy who says je hasn't measured himself once in his life (puberty is a hell of a thing) is an outright liar. They either didn't like the result or want to apoear better than everyone else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. Women need to get a bit better clued up to what an inch really is and this would lessen the problem.
In the real world guys are 5-6.
I can already tell you your dick size... . A perfect fit with my tuna tunnel. That's all I need to know "
Tuna tunnel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any guy who says je hasn't measured himself once in his life (puberty is a hell of a thing) is an outright liar. They either didn't like the result or want to apoear better than everyone else."
People on the forum lying?! Wanting to appear better than others???
I don't believe you!! |
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"The amount of "hung" blokes, "VWE" blokes that are average bemuses me. So what if you're average?
I don't pretend to be masterchef when I can cook an average meal. Not everyone wants big dicks or snazzy food.
It's a surefire way to make my back fur stand on end and my mouth to produce a hissing noise. No need for it at all, and it just makes them look a deluded prick.... with delusions of prickness
I have an average-ish sized cock, but I really CAN do serously snazzy food."
You had me at really snazzy food.. "How snazzy" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get asked what size a lot, .....ive honestly never measured...not like i can change it for a new one is it ? "
Apart from comparing against a remote control |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get asked what size a lot, .....ive honestly never measured...not like i can change it for a new one is it ? "
You might want to check your photos again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't tend to meet guys that advertise their cock size, it's like a red flag for the guy being an arse for me
I couldn't care about the size.. But as one lady mentioned above lying about height is a cardinal sin! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know how average size guys can tell women that they're vwe only to eventually meet them and reveal an average size cock. I think it would be cringe and shameful for them.
I've seen a few profiles stating that they're vwe with dick pics and it makes me think that they must be measuring them from their arse.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honesty is always the best policy. Manners and respectfulness need to be bigger and bolder than the size of your cock. X"
Yeah I agree I got to be straight about that why lie ? If your serious about hooking up you look like a clown !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've only had 1 meet on my old fab account, The couple where after a VWE and asked me if I was, Told em no sorry I aint.
Though I aint going to get a reply back and I did, They replied back saying thanks for being striaght up and had meet with em Aswell.
If you think if someone's Lying about their age, Ask em to provide some sort of I. D as proof. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. Plenty men do. A lot.
It’s a complete put off and cringeworthy.
Adult men lying about something they can’t change. "
It's 2020 can change anything nowadays, Can get a penis enlargement sugery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't tend to meet guys that advertise their cock size, it's like a red flag for the guy being an arse for me
I couldn't care about the size.. But as one lady mentioned above lying about height is a cardinal sin! "
I get a lot requests asking my size
Then i do tend to answer
I would not use it as my opening gambit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reminds me of the 90s movies,
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid and
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
Didgby, the biggest dog in the world? "
Oh Yeah Didgby English shepard dog was before my time,
but I do remember it. Didgby was a version of the dulex paint dog on steriods. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. Plenty men do. A lot.
It’s a complete put off and cringeworthy.
Adult men lying about something they can’t change.
It's 2020 can change anything nowadays, Can get a penis enlargement sugery "
Yeah because your average man is going to get dick enlargement surgery isn’t he.
Besides, penis surgery doesn’t do the amazing things some think it does. |
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I've met many guys who say one thing and have photos, but when you meet them, its half the size.
But it's not just their cocks they lie about, the say they ate average built, and they are more likely to be over weight, say they are trimmed yet they aint, they say they are clean shaven, but they definitely aint, the photos they show are just as much a lie as their descriptions, so I rarely meet any new admirers, therefore stick with the ones who have met me and not lied, or if I met a guy at a bar or club or event etc then add him on here or other sites |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes. Plenty men do. A lot.
It’s a complete put off and cringeworthy.
Adult men lying about something they can’t change.
It's 2020 can change anything nowadays, Can get a penis enlargement sugery
Yeah because your average man is going to get dick enlargement surgery isn’t he.
Besides, penis surgery doesn’t do the amazing things some think it does."
Grumpy I was replying back to the bit you said can't be changed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They lie about their height..... a lot.... surely they must know we will catch them out when if we meet them?
As for cock size.... I like big and small so makes no difference to me
I lie about my age so they can have the one about the dick size "
Lmfao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the point?
Fibbing about banana size won't get you anywhere. "
Nothing wrong with my banana.
It is what it is.
I just hope the person I'm with likes bananas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't tend to meet guys that advertise their cock size, it's like a red flag for the guy being an arse for me
I couldn't care about the size.. But as one lady mentioned above lying about height is a cardinal sin! "
For me personally when I'm introducing myself I mention my height and my dick size because of 2 reasons (one being black I'm kinda automatically stereotyped as having a bbc) and 2 because lots of women state in their profile they want a WE or a VWE man. I try to be smart about who I message as well so I'm drawn to women or couples who say they want a black guy (but again you have the stereotype so I try to be upfront about that, and if women say it's not big enough, ok cool, no worries, if they do good as well) but I just try to get it out of the way and move on tbh. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For me though it seems very foolish to lie about something that can be revealed by the truth. I try to be honest about everything in my life, my finances (well the very little I have as I'm a full time Uni student) my height, my weight and of course my dick size. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've met quite a few men who say their cock is average to be confronted with the prospect of taking 8 inches of thick girth, both ends! Some blokes have inferiority complexes too"
I think what happens is this. We still dont have a very clear consensus as to what is a small, average, above average, big dick. Like we don't. I remember speaking to a woman who said 7-9 inches was average to her (she added in slyly to her female friends that she had been with black guys) but to some women, 8 inches is big and 9 and above is extremely big. So without a clear consensus women and men will always make that mistake of not expecting one thing and getting another. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We still dont have a very clear consensus as to what is a small, average, above average, big dick. "
There is a clear consensus on average, plenty of studies coming up with 5.2" or there abouts.
By definition less than this is small, more than this is large.
FAB however distorts this average and it's shifted up by a considerable margin to align with peoples opinions on size.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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We still dont have a very clear consensus as to what is a small, average, above average, big dick.
There is a clear consensus on average, plenty of studies coming up with 5.2" or there abouts.
By definition less than this is small, more than this is large.
FAB however distorts this average and it's shifted up by a considerable margin to align with peoples opinions on size.
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And there in lies the problem because most women tell me 6.5 is average, 6.5 to about 7.5 is above average and then anything above that is big |
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We still dont have a very clear consensus as to what is a small, average, above average, big dick.
There is a clear consensus on average, plenty of studies coming up with 5.2" or there abouts.
By definition less than this is small, more than this is large.
FAB however distorts this average and it's shifted up by a considerable margin to align with peoples opinions on size.
And there in lies the problem because most women tell me 6.5 is average, 6.5 to about 7.5 is above average and then anything above that is big "
I'll stick with official studies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I’ve never understood lying about the size especially if you’re trying to meet the lady in person. If she’s a size queen and you don’t measure up, don’t try your luck. It’s really that simple. Why waste each other’s time like that. |
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