Guilty as charged

By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

With lockdown imminent everyone is going out on the lash tonight and is definitely going to be arrested and wake up in jail tomorrow morning

The question is "what does the charge sheet read" for the person above ?

Curly wurly for the funniest reason for arrest

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Giving a scarecrow a reach around as he stumbles back through a field

By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

Stealing a penguin from Torquay zoo and telling pub bouncers it was a small mate in a tuxedo to try to get into a pub